hallo

I have not written in a long time

I will not excuse myself
Because I am arrogant and I must do this to fulfill my duty as poop master ok?



In the long time I have not written I have seen so little and experienced so much diarrhea that I do not have enough words to describe it.
So as final resource I will review the Death Note Drama


it is crap
full of crap
it started really good
then it turned to crap
then L dies and turned awesome and
then Near/Mello stupid crap comes which ruined it
then Light is going to win and it becomes awesome
and then the end
was the worst thing ever
not because light always dies
but because they made his death so miserable
dying in fire trying to get the death note and the eyes
pffff
Light  would have never done that

now
attack on titan
the live action movie


they changed almost everything
mikasa in love with ripoff levi
and eren is the one in love with mikasa what
and then eren almost has sex
and then wtf
everything
wtf
but still I'll watch the second movie
just because


thatis it
this is an abstract drawing
hate me more
plz
my poop is so weak and explosive

Fantastic 4 Review 2015

Shame

Shame on this movie
shame on it

I think the previous ones were way better
This one had the actors, the visual effects the script at least 3/4 of it
and then
IT collapsed
in less than 13 minutes
omg
what happened
it was building so well
the story was growing
the characters where developped
and then
out of nowhere
well not out of nowhere but
it felt so weird like an episode of the walking dead
and then they are suddenly happy
the battle is like 30 seconds long and they defeat Dr. Doom so easily it is so awful
seriously
what happened
why was the movie not longer
I blame the editors here
because it started slowly getting good and then
blow


so yeah total crap
my crap this morning clogged 2 toilets
I am much impressed with my anus
and although I have not written every day like always I still think I can poop a little just a little once a week now.

I have been busy now :'(
so busy
it is lame

So I watched also Kiseiju or Parasyte the movie it felt weird and rushed
the actor was not like the character in the anime or the manga It felt weird
but at least it was way better than Fantastic Four

And I have been watching the Death Note Drama
and  it started good the actor for Yagami Light does it very well
but I think L is lacking way too much.

so yeah and now the aweful drawing
I spend like 3 minutes
painting

Pixels review

Pixels

I saw this movie and I have never felt so ashamed of myself even watching national geographic pooping in lions is way better.
I think this movie had a cool idea and then they took it and said fek it we are adam sandlers poopers so we can do an adam sandler normal bad movie and they did it.
Why did they have to produce it with so much idiocy that is not funny anymore.....
I mean older adam sandler movies were not that bad except omg the one where adam sandlers is his own sister seriously.....
I mean remember click THAT was a good movie
I could poop and everything and it would make me poop softer and smoother yeah those were good times.
This time I putted a little more effort in the drawing I drew a pixel poop

so nice
it is way better than the movie
the amount of art amazeing

salallala

alalala

windows 10

ok

I am sorry I have not posted anything lately but I was sort of busy with stuff other than poop and interestingly I have pooped so little and not AT 6 AM like always but at 12 PM OMG 6 hours of difference is better than that song from deorro 5 hours ahh ahh ahh ahha ahhh, yeah not the version with chris brown fek chris brown looks like a clown everywhere......
so I upgraded to windows 10 and the only thing I do not have is cortana but everything else OMG
OMG
IT IS SO SMOOTH
THE UPGRADE DID NOT UNINSTALL MY SOFTWARE AT ALL
IT JUST TOOK LIKE 1 hour and a half but
but
and so many restarts
this is awesome
I think my ram will appreciate this and I hope cortana comes cums haha to my region soon.
If not I might have to tweak that but whatever.


So after effects runs better and faster as illustrator, word and office is the same photoshops runs faster and now the moment you've all been waiting for....internet explorer AKA Edge,
it is slightly faster than opera but never as fast as google chrome, it feels like safari or something like that I don't think I will use it so whatever


then there is no more start screen, even though I liked it, it is minimized and it resembles somewhat like a pro menu of windows xp, everything is really square and all my pirated software runs smooth no problems no need to crack it again or patch it.

I am so happy now I am taking such a big dump
and yeah so I clogged the toilet so hard yesterday My mother doesn't let me poop in that toilet so I only have one toilet left to clog and I am out.
This is so sad for the prophet of poops and I don't even know why.
I watched the Psycho Pass movie IT WAS AWESOME
but I expected more story not some side story... sighs

so good battles kogami for the win and that....

I am  currently watching a lot of animes and working on various amvs since it is time of contests and I shall participate to upgrade my level HOHOH
if i must
now
lets give you a kawaii windows 10 poop drawing

here it is

BAnana poop not minions

feking minons

I just pooped twice and in a row and I clogged the toilet not even clogging it from inside like always but outside seriously, it didn't even go through the hole the toilet could still keep running water
and you know why!
because it was shaped like a banana
and banana hard banana if you know what I mean

It was so hard so that I had to poke it with a toothpick to destroy it and let the water take it all.

Bananas are for minions but minions suck really suck
such a disaster
It is worse than my little pony
and I haven't seen my little pony the new series just the old one.
okay
I have no real desire to keep writing so here is the banana poop
drawing
i made
amaze yourselves.

Wisdom tooth poop

Hardcore antman

I got my wisdom teeth extracted last friday, that is why I was so lazy and didn't poop at all (jk) lol  360 no scope

so
I never imagined it would take so long to get them extracted it was 3 hours of drilling my bone, awesome it felt like a SAW movie. well not felt, but I saw as I maintained the mouth opened, that was the hardest part, I can now understand you whores :P

I have no gag reflex if you know what I mean after spitting so much blood, that's what she said LOL GET REKT NOOB 720 NO SPOKE MLG

so
I could have drawn poops but I really didn't felt like it and instead I saw antman
faking antman
It was a good movie
they even mention spiderman as "we got someone who crawls"
Falcon gets rekt by antman
and who knew that Paul Rudd could be a good actor. HAHA
JK
359 no scope
so
this is a short one and non inspired stuff/poem about poops and wisdom tooth


wisdom poop
wisdom teeth
wisdom scoop
wisdom myth
I forgot
how to dream
about your mom
every stream
I had enough of your pain
and I have lost my gain
I need to crap
But I can't tap
the sadness in my poopless heart

AWWW
KAWAIII DESUUUUUUU

so now a haiku :

people die poop hurts
when you shart after hard teeth
extraction... now die

so
Teeth extraction goes with four anesthesia injections and  then they open mouth and begin destroying bone until no wisdom tooth is left. It takes more than 3 hours and if the roots are deep it takes more time and effort. The dentists sweat like pigs and yours truly too. You must grab your pain and feel it in your bones while opening your mouth, in a way it is like a violation. But then you begin to feel muscle pain not from your mouth but from you neck and back it is hard.

Then after they destroy the evil wisdom teeth they will clean your mouth yesh so clean so blood no traces just outside

and then you will try to poop and it will hurt cause you are hurting yourself cause you cannot use your teeth for strength anymore you failure
you are such a failure
this is not motivational
this is a love song this is goodbye

amazing drawing down below my anus

I've been seeing crap

Crap everywhere

I have seen crap everywhere in my body lately. In my dreams not in reality so don't be scared okay?

I have seen poop all over me pouring like chocolate over a strawberry. It has been so hard for me not to mention it or anything like that.
I have an issue it is not a sexual fetish it is just this dream that re
peats itself everyday since last week.
I am walking towards the zoo in a forest in some place and there is an amusement park not like jurrasic wolrd yesh jurrasic world cus emerherd derp derp
but  yeah so I run into a cage with a lot of tigers or mountain lions I don't even know they are cats, or something and then they start to curl around me like cats and then they bite me and I can't bleed but both of them bite me in both legs I don't know how it doesn't hurt I don't know why.
Then I try to fart and I can slowly escape literally slow motion camera escape and I see as the cats try to chase after me but I some how run faster than them and then I fall into a pond of crap literal poop liquid poop diarrhea and then  I wake up but before waking up I see clowns and a circus and red lights all in fast flashing pictures
I am so dead
I feel so dead inside
It is a weird dream

but it is how it goes
and I don't know what more to write
so I'll talk about oremonogatari
it is a funny anime
but
seriously they so cute but so dumb it is the manliest shoujo anime and manga I have read and seen awesome
It is awesome
kawaii DAISUKI
hahah
fak
fek
so much weeabooing my hurt my dreams again
why is spiderman not tall We will never know
I am getting so bad at writing this blog
but
not that
it was an awesome blog
for writing
it is lame and more lame every day
i hope you criticize my lameness
because
I don't care
the only awesome crap about this blog
is the awesome drawings
yes is not are
grammer
hate me
hate me
here is the amazing drawing
I upload it with my heart and soul
so much satisfaction
elvis would be jelly
so art so wow very ingenious
wow
much wow
much expression
wow

Awesome Trailers

Trailers

So now I am going to fangirl about poopy trailers, especifically DC trailers.
I don't watch arrow or flash but the legends of tomorrow trailer was pretty awesome, maybe one day I'll watch those shows.
Now BATBAM V SUPAMAN  DEW OF JEWSTICE
that was wee wee awesome
We get to see robin's suit with a message from the joker, implying robin's death. We get to see Batman in the desert. We get to see superman as god and hated by humans also. We see zodd's dead body controled by Luthor. We see wonder woman and wee see a guy drowning haha We see cool fights, and possibly a fight not only with batman and superman but also doomsday? or some one.
It was awesome.

The suicide squad trailer was more awesome seriously.
It had the Bee Gee's it was a joke or something like that I don't know how the song is called as soundtrack implying puns haha and we see a lot of harley quinn she hot damn
but haha we see will smith doing his thing as will smith in will smith's movies we see all the members we see katana, and the other guy and the other guy and that other guy and that other girl and batman and we see the joker, Jared Leto will be a good joker I guarantee it My poop guarantees it.

If you have seen the animated suicide squad movie, escape from arkham I think it is called you'll see how awesome will it be.

I think they will be awesome movies.

Another trailer that is not from DC
was the walking dead's season 6

I still don't know where this season will go, but it is not lame but it doesn't capture my curiousty so I don't know if I'll poop watching that series yet.

I hope I poop.

oka
so
so
so
here is the drawing
keep pooping
keep cloggin the toilet
love

Dragon Ball Z Resurrection of Frieza Review

Movie Review


I just watched Dragon Ball Z last movie and it was cool in matter of animation and effects but really stupid plot-wise.  I am disapointed at akira toriyama, first Dragon Ball Chou  is a retelling of the first movie and now this movie what?
Super Saiyan God and Frieza is at their level what the hell>
I Cannot take a calm poop after these movie seriously


One cool stuff is that Goku uses Bruce Lee one inch punch, that was very cool. and Vegeta was going to be the hero of this movie but then they rewind time so that Goku kills Frieza.
It was lame.


I hope they don't continue ruining my childhood Dragon  Ball Z, because it is getting really lame.

SO I also watched a 2013 movie called Frequencies. IT had a dumb ending but it was philosophically interesting, and although the actors were bad, the story was good.


I recommend it if you poop after 10pm it will help your diarrhea.


So here it is an amazing drawing

Poop Leg Workout

Motivation

We need motivation
to get up and poop at 3 am, it is hard I know you know we know everyone knows
BUT YOU MUST DO IT
YOU MUST GET UP AND TAKE ALL THE CRAP OUT OF YOUR SYSTEM SO THAT YOU CAN START YOUR DAY AND BE HAPPY FOR LIKE 2 HOURS A DAY
IT IS SOMETHING

so
here we go this is another poop workout

It works
it actually works
it helps muscle strength, balance and coordination, and flexibility and allows you to take bigger and larger and longer dumps so that you can feel the freshness inside you
yes
fresh
poop
coming out
of your
enormous anus
yes
so much poop
feel the mint
linux mint
aww yeahh


so here it goes:

3 x 15 air squats
3 x 15 closed feet air squats
3 x15 sumo squats
3 x15 cussack squats
3 x15 pistol squats
3x15 elevated lunges
3 x15 jumping lunges
3x15 jumping squats
3 x15 kneetucks
feel the burn yet?
feel the pain yet?
feel how much you hate yourself for been a fat crap yet?
no?
then
go on and repeat it 3 times
and then for cardio
rope skipping for 15 min  with lunges and squats integrated


so much HARDCORE

so much openness in your butt YOU ANUS will be so free
DO NOT CONFUSE THIS WITH GAY ANAL SEX OKAY!
DONT
PLZ DONT
THIS IS A CHILDRENS WORKOUT
IF YOU FEEL THENEED TO POOP WHILE WORKING OUT PLEASE GO AHEAD AND for each minute you are pooping increase 2 minutes of rope skipping

ok?
IF YOU DO NOT POOP WHILE WORKING OUT THEN
YOU GET TO POOP AT THE END A MASSIVE GIANT DUMP SO PROUD OF YOU AND YOU WILL CLOG THE TOILET AND YOUR FAMILY WILL ACCEPT YOU AS WHO YOU ARE
A MASSIVE FAT HARDCORE RIPPED LEGS POOPER
yes
that was so inspiring
yesh
that is what wee need
yesh
ohhh yeshhhhhhh



don't forget to change toilet paper rolls and be aware that maybe you will bleed

okay so I made an amazing drawing

I hope you love it and keep it in your hearts
love
mister poop-kun

July 7: Terminator Genysis Review

July 4+3 

It was murica's birthday and I did not wrote about it what is wrong with me>??!?
maybe because poop in america is consumed so fast by toilets. Those toilets rawr
they are so powerful and potent they think they can overrule the tolietworld
but no, there are laws in sanitary bible that we must follow until the end and stop everything from corroding the toilet insides.
Yes the insides are so hot omg so attractive and seductive to poop that they melt inside.
Have you not seen that ??
me neither

I am just lustful for poop melting now, imagine if you could melt poop into a sword.
AWESOME
and it will stick together and smell so "good".
So maybe a poop light saber will be made of farts or something like that.

My thoughts are so wrong on many levels.
Level 1: poop jumps out of toilet
Level 2: poop jumps and lands on bathroom floor.
Level 3: poop jumps and lands on bathroom floor and jumps again in the toilet.

Yeah I don't know where I was going with that....
SOOOOO
I was watching falling skies but I think I skipped whole season 4 I really don't remember the show has become so bad and static I really don't know what is going on. I watched the first episode of season 5 and it was boring. sorry the series has gone bad.
I don't know why some series go so bad and boring,  I mean every series has a low point but some series can overcome that and appeal again.
But falling skies went low and it has not risen again.
I am afraid Game of Thrones would follow this next season.
And I don't know if I would watch the Walking Dead side story Fear the Walking Dead I don't know.
I am not eager to know.


oh yeah I saw terminator genysis what a rip off
seriously
what
was that
that movie was alive because Arnold was in it.
THAT and ONLY THAT is the reason people will watch it.

They changed everything well not everything they just messed up more with the timelines and it was only a prequel to the sequel, if ever made.
It could be interesting to see what the hell is going to happen with Kyle Reese and Khaleesi and how Arnold will die in the sequel but seriously it was a whole mess trying to fix the previous messes and now it is a whole new mess it is officially a reboot and I don't know what will happen.
Here is a little summary of the movie:

john connor sends kyle reese while skynet changes john connor into faggit terminator. Kyle finds Sarah connor and she saves him faggit, Then Arnold saves them and sends them to 2017, they stop genesys which is faggit skynet and kill john connor terminator, arnold evolves into the evil terminator of the third movie and there is not john connor in the making yet AKA no sex between sarah and kyle. and skynet was not killed WOW so much wow much unexpcted ......--.-


that's it I wrote a lot I hope it gets through your pooping hearts and minds

and here is the most profound and artistic drawing ever

Minions movie review

OKA! BANANA

this movie what da fuq


it is seriously worse than this blog
it is so full of nonsense I don't even know why am I still living anymore.
Seriously what did I just saw
It was just full of banana bob kevin stuart
what
you can guess what they were saying
but whaaaat
was the whole point
it was just to lose time
maybe
holy poop
it was I don't know
omg
worst
kid movie
ever
omg
here is the drawing


I puke on this movie
omg I lost time that I will not recover
I need help
I need self esteem

I don't want to write again

weee

I won't write much today so I am just going to write about weed and its influence around the poop community.
Weed doesn't make you poop different so that's it. I would try it in food like in Colorado restaurants. Seriously US government why don't you legalize weed you legalize gay stuff but won't legalize what it is important. Imagine weed poop all high and floating not in the toilet water but in the air. SO HIGH ABOVE LIKE A RAINBOW AND STUFF AND POOP. So me really tired and I got no inspiration no life and no future, my drawing skills waver me I have failed humanity and poopality fek fek fek fek
What is wrong with the poop lately it gets out but so squishy omg
I need to sleep more weed is not here and weed will never be
no 420
no 420 blze it
never blaze it no more
fake
fake life
fake poop
fake dump
fake toilet
everyone fake
so much poetry
so much everything
why is everything black now
not color
not colorless
not nothing
no opacity to 50%
nothing
sample text
SAMPLE TEXT
sample text everywhere
comic sans not
not here
pooop
and pencils
everywhere
I
have
no
life
here
is
da
poop
amaze
yourself
with
drawing
skillz
get rekt

it has an eyepatch is it samuel l jackson in the avengers it looks like it
maybe the avengers are not so bad
and antman will be good
maybe
life will get better
maybe toilet paper will bloom
maybe
maybe not
maybe go fek yourself

FARTS Galantis Pharmacy Review

Fart counting

I farted today less than I would have any other day! you know why??
because I had less to eat I am starving, my poor poop didn't came out at 5 a.m. like normally does but instead until 2 p.m.. At least I clogged the toilet. I feel proud about it every time. No matter how hard they yell at me for clogging it, you know it feels right.

So Kuroko no Basuke ended today... the feels... but not so much because I had already finished the manga a year ago... I think?!

It was an awesome anime, one of the best sports anime ever made. I think the animators stayed very close to the manga and nothing was changed. The games were animated so hardcore, all the plays and everything. They knew what they were doing.  It was awesome. I did not cried cuz a poop should not cry, even though the situation is overwhelming a poop doesn't cries. A poop may only cry when getting out of the anus that is the only time you should cry.

So now we are going to do something different apart from deviating from the subject or main theme, we are now going to review music albums.
So here it goes,
10 poops for best and 0 worst so you may say how much you can crap in a song and with a song.
music helps yo
it helps yo anus to relax yo
yo

Galantis - Pharmacy

Forever tonight--  0 poops (it is monotonous somehow sorry but it is not good)
Gold DUST -- 9 poops (awesome song feel the vibe while you push down the soft poop) you are like gold dust it rains over meeeee awesome 10/10 ign would bang
In My Head-- 6 poops (it is a good song that is all I have to say)
Runaway --- 7 poops (IT WAS AN AWESOME SONG but BUT the radio and soundcloud and all the remixes made have make it boring but still is one of the best if not the best)
Dancin to the sound of a broken heart ---- 8 poops (catchy song)
Louder, harder, better ---- 7 poops (chilly/catchy song, wooo oooo wooo)
Kill em with the love ---- 0 poops annoying song annoying voice it hurts my stomach and anus all together
Call if you need m--- 7 poops (it is a good song but it reminds me of Down down  by jay sean) even if the sky is falling down
Peanut Butter Jelly---5 poops (not really good enough)
Firebird---10 poops (my favorite seriously good)
Dont Care---4 poops (I don't know when the voice is a male it is not good enough, except for gold dust)
You --- 6 poops (it is not a bad song but it also gets annoying after 1 min)
Water --- 4 poops (not good enough the same as dont care)

Okay so that was it for todayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy let's all take a dump together in music

here is the drawing

Ted 2 Review

Another Review

*sighs*

Poop is there for you when you fall, poop is always watching you and caressing you!!
What will happen if you cannot poop the next day!!!!

So I just watched TED 2 and it is funny I won't deny it but it is as funny as family guy,because Seth MacFarlane cannot change his jokes. They are funny jokes but they are always the same. I didn't see the movie about the west but I will watch it later and compare it to his other works.

But TED 2 is just not as good as TED 1.


I just cant summarize the movie because it is just that TED is property and so they fight at court and lose and then they meet Morgan Freeman. The crazy dude from the first film tries to disassemble Ted and then Mark Wahlberg almost dies and then Teddy is recognized as a human person.
And there are just too many awesome jokes and bad ones too but

HAHA the greatest Joke was the next Superman is going to be JONAH HILL!!!!

hahaha

That's it for a review today I did not crapped my pants today so it's something...
here amazing drawingL

SICK POOP

SICK

I was sick but now I am not

I tried to cure myself by the power of poop and poop only no medicine no pills no artificial stuff just the power of poop and body. YOU DON'T BELIEVE ME Well I wouldn't believe myself either after all the bullcrap that is posted everywhere about how to be "healthy and natural" and poop. But here is what I did I hope one day you will find yourself in the need of being against the current, not the hipster type but the anarchy type. YEAAAY ANARCHY FOR ALL ANAAAAAAARCHY SEX PISTOLS ETC https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cBojbjoMttI


So  I just ate ginger and garlic as slow as possible during all day and kept swimming normally and sleeping for more than 8 hours, 8 hours is not enough, you need to let your body feel the heat for  the fever and let the fever flow if you know what I mean???
hahah I don't



Then when you are resting in your bed rest still no movement at all like in anime and stuff where they stay at home and just stay in bed, you don't have to cover yourself instead be naked and do nothing, and now imagine a big poop rolling from your head to your toes yes YES
that is the healing poop power flowing through your veinssssssssssss and nippels!!!!!
yessssssssss
feel it
feel it in your bones and head in your anus and poop
BUT
DONT POOP YOURSELF

IF YOU POOP YOURSELF EVERYTHING IS OVER
Now after surviving that you are FINE AND CURED
THANK THE POOP DONT THANK ME
okay it works
dont believe it try it yourself
if it doesn't work on you then you are not made for it you weak human pathetic human being why were you born if you can't even poop you are like those people that can't poop and use a bag in their sides and they have to change the bag and clean it aghhh so disgusting you have no anus what is wronggggggggg


WHY DID GOD MADE THEM THAT WAY WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
in other news I will use the tag of the gay stuff that happened in the US, they legalized gay marriage across the country, as an excuse to get more views even though I gave no opinion whatsoever FEK
But if you must know poop comes out of everyone that has an anus and even from those who haven't so fek it no one cares what happens in the US the US is worse than a circus now it is like always watching a crappy movie.


here is the amazing drawing for this
Seriously I put so much effort into the drawings lately I am so proud of myself

gaming

gaming on youtube

I am watching another vice documentary this one is about competitive gaming or esports. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=of1k5AwiNxI
I think this is something I knew about but never really noticed until now. What am I doing with my life????
The reporter was so funny he couldn't believe what he was informing and researching. His face all the documentary was of "weird awe, what am I doing with my life?, how could this be? wtf"
I have played League of Legends but I don't really like strategy games and games where you see from above it is annoying somehow. I am sorry

fek
I will play online minigames and record myself from now on seriously
maybe I'll get something on youtube
maybe maybe not
maybe fek you
but I don't know.....
I am trying to look for a better angle and everything so that it doesn't seem so lame. I am poor
I am poor as poop
I have no gaming skills I played Nintendo 64 long time ago and Xbox 360 until the red ring of death showed up I hated that so much I considered myself a good player but now I only played on pc Fall Out 3 and similar games and really don't know how am I playing with no mouse ahha just with the laptop touchpad.

It is hard but whatever I will try it.


So yeah this is a drawing of a gaming poop I hope it looks like pew die pie or something like that.

Square poop

Squared

This illumination came to me in the morning while taking a dump.... as always....
Imagine you pooped squared, imagine how hard that would be to get out! how would it feel?
Would that also mean that your anus is a squared pipeline?
Holy poop
Imagine when the poop could not fit in the square?
Imagine the pain of the edges touching the flat surface and screeching and scratching and friction and blood and hemorrhoids squared....
imagine your life as a Minecraft first person shooter game reality sims stuff....
would you be able to reach for the wiping>
would you be able to flush water
how could the toilet not be clogged all the time>
the mountain of poop will be square and blocky
everything is block everything!


So yeah the blocked squared poop came to me as an inspiration after watching Chappie.
FIRST MOVIE SINCE THE BEGINNING OF THIS BLOG that I like.
Awesome movie
It shows the ill human nature and how humans tear everything apart.
Humans want to create for the "better good" or maybe just to prove to themselves that they can do better and humans are selfish not shell fish just selfish to the core. There is no goodness in the human conscience there is no good not not noneeeee.
Humans create to destroy and destroy to create, for their own good.
So chappie was an artificial intelligence project and it evolved better than humans and could transform the human conscience into data in order to transfer it to a metal body and so on.
That was soo cool
The producer and director of that movie are so damn good I think it is better than District 9, it was awesome.

I am not going to spoil more because I am lazy when the movie is so good.

I also watched Focus, and it was a so so movie I didn't like the ending. Will Smith is getting old.
WHy couldn't he pick the role for Independence Day 2?
I don't know
And now I am watching Monsters: Dark Continent
the first movie was good even though it had no big budget this one is entertaining so far.
The director really knows what he is doing and the story revolves around human emotions and the humans adapting to the alien invasion and the normal conflicts. it is a good mix.


So now the blocked or squared poop will show itself to you
Just look at those kawaii squared eyes so kawaii
and that smile

here is the drawing
amaze

100th post

happy 100th post to poop

we are celebrating that I have successfully written 100 posts about poop related crap. I am truly amazed  I have lasted this long, although I have not accomplished nothing yet. All who read this will pity me so hard yet so long like the poop I just created.
OMG I am so proud
This poop is the perfect shape ever. I wouldn't have done it without fiber-san.
Fiber-san is my life and Kefir-chan helps my digestive system-kun.
Yes weeabooing is what I am doing right now, since this post must have a little of everything that I have posted before. I don't know if this is a thing or not> I don't care wooo

wooo

oneee saaaamaaaa
google adsense oneee saaaamaaa
why won't you notice meeeeee
notice meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee I love you
Google adsense onee sama DAISUKI

fak
that was too much
or not?
Whatevssssssss
weed


Time has passed so fast now, I believe in poop-sama now and its teachings, and I don't know why I am writing about this if I even don't want to, seriously why are all the youtubers turning out gay. It is just a faking trend like the one of draw my life.... it is too obvious... Poop people don't care it is not as if we'll start a war for that reason seriously??!?! We would start a war only with Allahu akbar terrorists of the northern walls of paperish towns yeah yeah those goddamn papers are so rough with my butt cheeks it hurts ita itaiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii paper-senpai don't hurt me that waayyyy


And yes I am going to review a movie too
It is Area 51 by the guy from paranormal activity.... ufff


but first I played Agario

as FEk

fek that game you begin to eat and get addicted and they you get eaten

fek that so much http://agar.io/

yeah I suck at this game so
Area 51 by Oren Peli
mmmm it got me watching it till the end but what a lame end okay?


and so here is the amazing drawing about the poop I was talking about is a BANANA POOP
yay kawaiii
I am proud to announce this poop clogged my toilet

Jurassic World Review

Dinosaurs....

This is a short review since the movie was so crappy I don't even know why it got so many million and millions of dollars SERIOuSLY what is wrong with people now a days.
It is the same dinosaur park and human "family" and human error and human believes they can control dinosaur but the cool guy tells them that they can't but they don't care and everything goes ruckus story and the same beginning, the same ending, the only thing that changed is that the mutant dinosaur was eaten by a sea dinosaur and seriously WHY is it so likable?
Is it because Jurassic Park 3 was in  2001 and it has been 14 years since a dinosaur movie?
BUT NOTHING CHANGED
NOTHING
IT WAS LIKE A REMAKE OF THE FIRST ONE
BUT THE FIRST ONE IS STILL BETTER
ALTHOUGH IT HAS THE SAME STORY
OMG
OMG
It is so full of crap and cliche crap and nonsense crap.....
I am not going to bother writing a summary because everyone know the story:
The drawing shows everything seriously.....
there is only poop for me

Maybe Ill buy a toy just for something