I've been seeing crap

Crap everywhere

I have seen crap everywhere in my body lately. In my dreams not in reality so don't be scared okay?

I have seen poop all over me pouring like chocolate over a strawberry. It has been so hard for me not to mention it or anything like that.
I have an issue it is not a sexual fetish it is just this dream that re
peats itself everyday since last week.
I am walking towards the zoo in a forest in some place and there is an amusement park not like jurrasic wolrd yesh jurrasic world cus emerherd derp derp
but  yeah so I run into a cage with a lot of tigers or mountain lions I don't even know they are cats, or something and then they start to curl around me like cats and then they bite me and I can't bleed but both of them bite me in both legs I don't know how it doesn't hurt I don't know why.
Then I try to fart and I can slowly escape literally slow motion camera escape and I see as the cats try to chase after me but I some how run faster than them and then I fall into a pond of crap literal poop liquid poop diarrhea and then  I wake up but before waking up I see clowns and a circus and red lights all in fast flashing pictures
I am so dead
I feel so dead inside
It is a weird dream

but it is how it goes
and I don't know what more to write
so I'll talk about oremonogatari
it is a funny anime
but
seriously they so cute but so dumb it is the manliest shoujo anime and manga I have read and seen awesome
It is awesome
kawaii DAISUKI
hahah
fak
fek
so much weeabooing my hurt my dreams again
why is spiderman not tall We will never know
I am getting so bad at writing this blog
but
not that
it was an awesome blog
for writing
it is lame and more lame every day
i hope you criticize my lameness
because
I don't care
the only awesome crap about this blog
is the awesome drawings
yes is not are
grammer
hate me
hate me
here is the amazing drawing
I upload it with my heart and soul
so much satisfaction
elvis would be jelly
so art so wow very ingenious
wow
much wow
much expression
wow

Farts

Gas

Farts are some sort of magical ideal gas that provides us with excellent scent and odor. It is the fragrance of the gods, we cannot judge farts as simple as they are.
Farts are so complicated even though I said simple. But yeah, this how this blogs work, just words trying to fulfill a roll. Yes the roll of getting people to try to read it till the end.
Okay
so where were we?
( I had to wipe my anus once more just to be sure it had no more poop)

So yeah farts
Farts the glorious mystical references to the universe. Not 42, 42 is not the complete answer to the question okay>

Farts are so mysterious that when you try to fart in public and it feels wet you may not know if you just pooped yourself.
There are various theories in science as why do farts and sharts are so hard to distinguish from one another. Historians recall that long before the invention of the wheel sharts were already a problem. An anthropological and socio-economical problem that we have to deal with yet.

So this is just a draft of the drawing
I had not so many intentions of writing today but whatever keep the blog alive

here amazing drawing

Time poop

Why is time so fast

I mean there is so much poop that must be done and time takes away the fun from it. Poop ages with us, you can't escape from it.  It is a hard real situation you cannot escape. Even skyscrapers get old. This is so sad. I mean, when we were young, we could poop like for hours and still have time to eat and play but now, that you are old, you take the same time pooping and the day gets shorter. It is so hard. You cannot poop 3 times  a day anymore you have to hold it and just do twice or even worse just once a day. Life will get you and poop will be there for you but it will get as old as you, as saggy as you, as smelly as you as harsh as you. as dysfunctional as you....

We will never have another time to appreciate poop and the loneliness of poop. Our way of life will change and the motivation that held us everyday will disappear. Every nice moment you had pooping will not be the same, and frustration will take over you.

You will try to do stuff faster and faster every time only to realize that the faster you do it the weaker and uglier it gets. Poop and life should coexist in a happy world but time doesn't let that space take place.

Aliens will not help you, watching tv shows will not help you, you will only see the clock ticking by and the numbers running, there is no stop to this mess. Even if they say time is a human invention, it was an inevitable fate to come up with it. You know why?
Not because the sun sets and rises, or the moon moves around, the seasons changes, or the plants grow.... is it because after eating you will poop and before eating you will poop, they needed to know how to control the poop and when to do it, that is the real reason why time exists. They needed to know how fast can they travel without pooping or even peeing. Urination is an issue too, but it happens like 50 times  a day depending on how much water you take, but average.

So this is it life is getting you and you should poop about it.
Here is awesome emotional drawing:

Blue poop

Jaden Why you do dis?

Is it really true that our sensei Jaden Smith has ended his twitter??
Is it because of his constant constipation and diarrhea problems?
Why is he such a pussy? I need his wisdom!!!
His wisdom is like gold poop is just littering!!!\

Why can't my poop be real if your anus aren't real?
Why can't my food be real if our teeth aren't real?
Why can't milk be real if boobs are made from plastic, it's fantastic!

You can brush my hair and touch me everywhere ! Imagination life is your creation!
Come on poop let's go pee wu wee wee yeah!

And Now Bleach 625 WATFFAGAFA
Riruka, Grimmjow, Nel, Jealus Orihime, Yukio and stupid stuff happened today!
Why is Tite Kubo only aiming for adjusting the manga and not get it right!
OMG Why is it so hard to understand that damn Kubo!!!
Don't you think that Orihime sort of looks like Onodera from Nisekoi lately??
I hope Onodera ends with Raku and Orihime with Ichigo, because Naruto ended with Hinata and I was hoping for that. Maybe Life isn't so hard in anime when you poop a little every time.
But anime poop is not the same wisdom that Jaden has given us!
Jaden was a prodigy of his own nature.
HE was Will Smith's aborted poop!
It was a prestigious amount of crap that cometh from the ancient vampires of Bel-Air.
I cannot write anymore and I am in love with blue poop and jaden was too...

Was poop dead?

Dead poop

If you are pooping and you knowing clap your cheeks yes your ass cheeks!
If you are peeing and you knowing pee the pool, yes the swimming pool
IF you are peeing or you are pooping then better get over it next time! YAY!

How does poop poop?
That is the question
What if poop poops >>??

OMG I have no inspiration again to write or draw BUT GUESS WHAT FEK IT

FEK GET REKT THEN GET FEKT AGAIN

okay now time for the writing stupidity flow:

that is how alien poops rapes little baby poops in the ocean of despair and the the probe  THE PROBE it touches all the baby poops and doesn't let go of the medicine!
The long tongue of darkness touches babypoop.

Why is alienpoop green? why isn't it grey like the other ones? WHy is life so hard for alien poop? Is it because it only gets out of the anus every four months? Is it because it lives in space in the vacuum where no one poops and so it gets chokes by the excessive amount of star dust okay?!@#@RGFA

If alien poop poops then it becomes acid and flies away to the rainbow to kill leprechauns HA! I Could write that word at once, no need of autocorrect DAMN ME
I Am so powerful right now the words can go out of me as poop drains knowledge out my anus and drops it to the toilet. GLORIOUS ANUS POOP that giveth us the right to know alien poop and its peers.

I think this is the end of the stupidity rape train so here is the drawing:
deer with it okay okay poop inspiration flow senpai doesn't notice me today okay?
Life is hard as a hard log poop that clogs the toilet in one take okay ? I am tired I even pooped little abortion dwarfs today okay?FAfja;df
alien poop is life now!

What if poop wasn't real?

Is poop even real?

What if poop wasn't even here? Could we imagine poop as a solid? Is poop our friend or our neighbour? Why is google always correcting my "English grammar into american grammar"? Why  does poop have 16 shades of colour...?  I only drew 12 because life is hard you know life and time are expensive and you should know it when you go poop yourself in front of the other toilets. YOU better SPRAY ALL that diarrhea art EVERYWHERE, YOUR POOP MUST TOUCH THE SKY AS THE CLOUDS TOUCH THE GROUND. GET HIGH 

So what if poop came in different shades.... wait it does come in different shades. OMG REVELATIONS CAME FROM THE OUTSIDE OF MY MIND INTO MY HEART AND DOWN MY THROAT INTO THE LOWER INTESTINES to my anus and they pooped out into the mouth of Toilet-kun. 

So now that poop comes in shades we must know what each shade means and the direct effect in your romance and zodiac.  Okay?

so brown poop is for love and healthy living,and cancer okay?

now other brown poop is for death and healthy living and not cancer okay?

The other brown poop is for watermelons and racist jokes inside of your anus, and caprisun okay?

the other other brown poop is for watermelons seeds and enormous black coyotes and aquarius, K?

omg how many brown poops are there in life omg stop taking so  much medicine, and drugs Poop is not even the same without them okay?

White poop is for Nazis and Sagittarius, because of reasons not described in my brain right now okay?

Now gray poop is for 50 shades of gray because it is not sex but some feminism regulations about the objectification of your own line of production of poop and stuff okay?

Now the other gray poop is for having kids while reading stupid books like 40 shades of gray or 10 shades of gray or even watching that movie, omg what is wrong with you the actress isn't even sexy and the actor looks like a hash brown  ripped from the inside of Calvin Harris song OUTSIDE ft. Ellie goulding not the SUMMER one just the OUTSIDE one okay?

There is no black poop here because you only poop black when heroine touches your balls, okay?

And we're out of heroine okay?

You may think, wtf is wrong with you and why do you write without even realizing what are you writing about, and you are right I am wrong but I am right too, because now I am justifying myself for my stupid essays but this is not an essay it is just the result of too much laziness and boredom when pooping, if you have any suggestions to how to get better at pooping stuff out of my head please don't tell me, I don't like people who doesn't poop okay?

you better poop okay?

Poop and movies go together as toilet paper and water not mineral water that is what Germans drink okay?

and what happened to Germany? They don't have automatic Japanese toilets because they don't like them they prefer bouncing urine walls but whatever okay? Everyone has their own opinion okay?

And my poop is my poop your poop is your poop your shade describes yourself and your poop is the vivid image of your inner self okay?

Life is hard and time is slow and fast okay?

okay?

I wanted to make this a Jaden Smith quote but I couldn't because Toilet paper is out and I need to grab more and do the walk of shame dropping little baby poops of different shades down the aisle okay? 

FML

IOKAY!!!

FML!!!

here is the enormous piece of mesmerizing ART

PIECE

Dogpoop

What if dogs poop in the toilet?

Have you seen dogpoop? it is cute right RIGHT
So yeah have you stepped on dogpoop still cute RIGHT.

Why is it that dogpoop gets to be cute while bird poop doesn't? is it the way it goes through their bodies and then comes out. Or is it that it looks like human poop?
What if all poops look the same omg what it is real anymore I don't know!!!
Do you feed dogpoop as you feed normal poop or do you feed poop differently>
Are you racist???
Are you insane ?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU OMG OMG OMG!!!!
All poop is poop ok!
Omg what am I writing is this art or what!!
This is art dogpoop is art people buy art people buy dogpoop !!

Anyway there is dogpoop in the streets living its life like nothing can happen to it so we must protect their life no matter what ok ok
wut
wut
wut

Alien poop

Do aliens poop?

What if aliens poop? what if aliens have toilets too?
What if poop was one of us? Just a slut like some of us...
Just a stranger among us....
Do they wipe do they not? Do they flush do they not?
Does their anus hurt when they eat spicy food? DO THEY EAT AT ALL?
ARE THEIR POOPS MASSIVE? HOW DO THEY SIT?
DO THEY POOP IN THE MORNING OR IN THE AFTERNOON?
DO THEY LEAVE DIRTY BRIEFS OR BOXERS?
DO THEY BLEED AFTER WIPING TOO HARD?

Maybe we are not so alone in the universe, maybe aliens poop too.