Showing posts with label drawing. Show all posts
Showing posts with label drawing. Show all posts

Tuesday, August 4, 2015

Pixels review

Pixels



I saw this movie and I have never felt so ashamed of myself even watching national geographic pooping in lions is way better.
I think this movie had a cool idea and then they took it and said fek it we are adam sandlers poopers so we can do an adam sandler normal bad movie and they did it.
Why did they have to produce it with so much idiocy that is not funny anymore.....
I mean older adam sandler movies were not that bad except omg the one where adam sandlers is his own sister seriously.....
I mean remember click THAT was a good movie
I could poop and everything and it would make me poop softer and smoother yeah those were good times.
This time I putted a little more effort in the drawing I drew a pixel poop

so nice
it is way better than the movie
the amount of art amazeing

salallala

alalala

Wednesday, July 22, 2015

BAnana poop not minions

feking minons



I just pooped twice and in a row and I clogged the toilet not even clogging it from inside like always but outside seriously, it didn't even go through the hole the toilet could still keep running water
and you know why!
because it was shaped like a banana
and banana hard banana if you know what I mean

It was so hard so that I had to poke it with a toothpick to destroy it and let the water take it all.

Bananas are for minions but minions suck really suck
such a disaster
It is worse than my little pony
and I haven't seen my little pony the new series just the old one.
okay
I have no real desire to keep writing so here is the banana poop
drawing
i made
amaze yourselves.





Thursday, July 2, 2015

I don't want to write again

weee




I won't write much today so I am just going to write about weed and its influence around the poop community.
Weed doesn't make you poop different so that's it. I would try it in food like in Colorado restaurants. Seriously US government why don't you legalize weed you legalize gay stuff but won't legalize what it is important. Imagine weed poop all high and floating not in the toilet water but in the air. SO HIGH ABOVE LIKE A RAINBOW AND STUFF AND POOP. So me really tired and I got no inspiration no life and no future, my drawing skills waver me I have failed humanity and poopality fek fek fek fek
What is wrong with the poop lately it gets out but so squishy omg
I need to sleep more weed is not here and weed will never be
no 420
no 420 blze it
never blaze it no more
fake
fake life
fake poop
fake dump
fake toilet
everyone fake
so much poetry
so much everything
why is everything black now
not color
not colorless
not nothing
no opacity to 50%
nothing
sample text
SAMPLE TEXT
sample text everywhere
comic sans not
not here
pooop
and pencils
everywhere
I
have
no
life
here
is
da
poop
amaze
yourself
with
drawing
skillz
get rekt

it has an eyepatch is it samuel l jackson in the avengers it looks like it
maybe the avengers are not so bad
and antman will be good
maybe
life will get better
maybe toilet paper will bloom
maybe
maybe not
maybe go fek yourself

Monday, June 15, 2015

dont want to write

no writing today 


just a drawing

ich bin sehr lazy

oka?


jon snow is dead okay?
we all knew it was going to happen

but yet
we feel it
we feel jon snow's death

this is not right we cannot keep like this
we must fast forward time in order to watch season 6 of game of thrones
why is jon snow dead
why
is he really dead
is kit harington not returning ever?

why
you do diz HBO
George R.R. Martin
Why you do dissssssss
why must you hurt me dis way


Thursday, May 21, 2015

simple drawing

I have needs



Everyone has needs
and right now I need to keep pooping
The poop inside me is taking control
so I'll just leave this simple drawing here.

this is a leaf poop because it flies away with the wind just like your future hopes and aspirations that will never come true.

:)


Monday, May 11, 2015

Riding poop

Cars

 and poop
I just draw this okay?
not enough time to write stupidity



Monday, May 4, 2015

When I see you again

Sad drawing




This is a sad story about two beings whose fate was torn apart by humans.
Poop was born to be wiped out by toilet paper,  and toilet paper was made to touch poop. Their life cycle goes from birth to death by flushing down the toilet... But sometimes the toilet isn't powerful enough so toilet paper must be torn apart to pieces... messed up pieces into a trash can. Is this cruel enough?  Is this the meaning of life? Is this how all poops and toilet papers will end? Not together? Not how it was supposed to be? Think about it and don't let go of it, don't ever let go...  Protect them, cherish them and always tossed them together, not in the shower, not in the trash can but flush them together down the toilet...


Damn who knew?
All the spots we clean
Good things we've been through
That I'll be standing right here wiping you
Through another path
I know we loved to hit the flush and laugh
But Something told me that it wouldn't last
Had to switch up
Look at things different see the bigger picture
Those were the days
Hard Work forever pays
Now I see you in a better place

How could we not talk about family when family's all that we got?
Everything I went through you were standing there by my touch
and now you gon' be with me for the last flush

It's been a long day without you my friend
And I'll tell you all about it when I see you again (If I see you again)
We've come a long way from where we began
Oh I'll tell you all about it when I see you again
When I see you again

When I see you again
When we poop again
When we flush again

Tear up and watch the drawing:




Thursday, April 30, 2015

Abstract poop art

Art 69 (it is post 70 but we celebrate post 69 like this okay?)



I was feeling more than autistic today so I tried abstract art and now I am a renown artist. I am the poop of my sword. I am the pen of the toilet. I am the trash of all cans. I am the vomit of all pukes. I am the pee of all urine. I am the Barack of Obama. I am the Bush of George Jr. I am the melting steel to the Twin Towers. I am the 9 to the 11. I am the NSA to my secrets. I am the diarrhea of the constipation. I am the power of the remote control. I am the looser of all losers. I am the light of the electricity. I am the Darwin of my selection. I Am the tortoise to my squirtle. I am the pikachu to my Charizard. I am the Mario to my Wario. I Am the war to my peace. I am the settlement to my nomadic style. I am the bone of my poop. I am the crap to my crab. I am the clog to the toilet. I am the toilet to the circle. I am the Matrix to my Inception. I am Leo DiCaprio to Neo. I am Keanu Reeves to Jim Carrey. I Am the Ace to my Mask. I am Madara to the Kyuubi. I am kyubey to Madoka. I am the square to my root. I am the Tokyo to my Ghoul. I am the peanut to my butter. I am the cherry to my pie. I am the poem to my essay. I am the fart to my cloud. I am the nitrogen to my phosphorous. I am the water to my cycle. I am the blood of my anus. I am the stains to my brief. I am the brief of my case. I am the case of my closed. I am the popular to the mainstream. I am the hipster to my apple. I am the apple to my Newton. I am the pascal to my square meter. I am the acre to my Hectare. I am the Hector to the Hercules. I am the Zeus to reproduction. I am a cell to mitosis. I am amoeba to my q tips. I am the q to my a. I am the w to my d. I am the D to a babe. I am the babe to a pork. I am the pork to a ham. I am the jam to my space. I am the bunny to my play. I am the Xbox to the PC. I am the Gaben  to my Lord. I am the lord of the land. I am the land of manure.  I am manure to my compost. I am the compost to my life. I am the life of my boredom. I am the kill of the 360 no scope. I am the sniper to my rifle. I am the trigger of Tumblr. I am the instagram of my facebook and the whatsapp to my Line. I am the Traffic to the windows. I am the widows to the cats. I add the crazy to the bureau. I am the FBI of the class. I have no need to continue. I am the continue to my heed. I am the nimbus to my epidermis. I Am the fat to my muscle. I am the abs to my tip. I am the tip of the waiter. I am the money to the poor. I am the flush to the rainbow. I am the rainbow to the spirit. I have problems to myself. I still write for this blog. I am the blog to my adsense, and adsense to my 0 balance check account. I am the employee to the month. I am the promotion of no one. I am the manager to the poop. I am tired of writing. I think I might stop here, but......
I am the poop to my poop to your poop to thine poop to thy poop to our poop to his poop to her poop to its poop to the aliens poop. 
I am Illuminati poop. I draw circles in the toilet because those are the messages that the aliens send me, I don't know why the aliens throw poop at me at night I don't know if my dreams are the results of the prophecy that might be fulfilled in the not so near future of poop. I am the feed to my poop and the poop to my food.  I am not on drugs yet okay?
I AM THE DRAWING THAT INSPIRED ALL THIS: