FARTS Galantis Pharmacy Review

Fart counting

I farted today less than I would have any other day! you know why??
because I had less to eat I am starving, my poor poop didn't came out at 5 a.m. like normally does but instead until 2 p.m.. At least I clogged the toilet. I feel proud about it every time. No matter how hard they yell at me for clogging it, you know it feels right.

So Kuroko no Basuke ended today... the feels... but not so much because I had already finished the manga a year ago... I think?!

It was an awesome anime, one of the best sports anime ever made. I think the animators stayed very close to the manga and nothing was changed. The games were animated so hardcore, all the plays and everything. They knew what they were doing.  It was awesome. I did not cried cuz a poop should not cry, even though the situation is overwhelming a poop doesn't cries. A poop may only cry when getting out of the anus that is the only time you should cry.

So now we are going to do something different apart from deviating from the subject or main theme, we are now going to review music albums.
So here it goes,
10 poops for best and 0 worst so you may say how much you can crap in a song and with a song.
music helps yo
it helps yo anus to relax yo
yo

Galantis - Pharmacy

Forever tonight--  0 poops (it is monotonous somehow sorry but it is not good)
Gold DUST -- 9 poops (awesome song feel the vibe while you push down the soft poop) you are like gold dust it rains over meeeee awesome 10/10 ign would bang
In My Head-- 6 poops (it is a good song that is all I have to say)
Runaway --- 7 poops (IT WAS AN AWESOME SONG but BUT the radio and soundcloud and all the remixes made have make it boring but still is one of the best if not the best)
Dancin to the sound of a broken heart ---- 8 poops (catchy song)
Louder, harder, better ---- 7 poops (chilly/catchy song, wooo oooo wooo)
Kill em with the love ---- 0 poops annoying song annoying voice it hurts my stomach and anus all together
Call if you need m--- 7 poops (it is a good song but it reminds me of Down down  by jay sean) even if the sky is falling down
Peanut Butter Jelly---5 poops (not really good enough)
Firebird---10 poops (my favorite seriously good)
Dont Care---4 poops (I don't know when the voice is a male it is not good enough, except for gold dust)
You --- 6 poops (it is not a bad song but it also gets annoying after 1 min)
Water --- 4 poops (not good enough the same as dont care)

Okay so that was it for todayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy let's all take a dump together in music

here is the drawing

ALIEN POOP 3 THE REKONING

WHAT

This is an alien poop story again. SO AMAZING SO HYPED MUCH WOW
So there was this alien poop that had to invade England. Why England you may ask? Keep asking.
There is no real answer to why England is the only place on earth apart from the U.S. that Obama will not sell aliens to.
SO this alien started a little war in a little farm in a little lake inside little island inside a little lake inside a tree. Why did it flew over there? We still have not find refutable evidence to tell otherwise. IS it because we have no real life anymore?
Maybe the toilet paper is getting us too close and we need to stop the fighting.  Toilet paper is becoming hipster again omg!!!
OMG
OMG

Is life so hard now that we have to fight aliens and hipster toilet papers?
Why can't we be at peace!!
Corruption in the toilets follow us everywhere!!!
Is it all OBAMA's fault?
Is 9/11 really a holiday?
Why is BUSH NOT HERE ANYMORE?
That is why we must sing Andy Grammer's song
Oh no poop I am good I could have another dump but I probably should not I got some toilet at home and If I stay I might need to poop alone!!
There is no rape in this story because I GOT TIRED and I NEED TO SLEEP SOME MORE BUT NOT IN THE TOILET BECAUSE MY LEGS HURT SO BAD!!!

here is the amazing drAAAAWING

Music poop

Poop producer

There are so many producers in the world but no one can be as imaginative and creative as Poop-producer or as its followers call it: "PP".

PP's music is as far known to every kind of poop in the world, no excuse me, the UNIVERSE. PP's tracks are transcendental, no music has gone that far. Is it as if Beethoven, Mozart and Avicii had an unborn child, then aborted it, and then cloned its poop into a enormous brain sized amazing and overwhelming new poop.  PP's education began with learning how to walk even though it had no legs, since poops have no legs.  Then PP went to college because it was a prodigy or a genius. Then it got a PhD in poop mythology and step parents psychology, since its major was translation and conventional analysis of microbiological organisms. Then PP realized that life is nonsense and began to use paint to deflect itself from society. When PP saw that paint was not the answer it downloaded PL Studio to try to make music. It started with just stupid doodles and melodies but now It has the greatest amount of knowledge to use the piano roll. Yeah just the piano roll...

You know why?

Because the piano rolls in the deep with more music inside of it and so the paper rolls and so the alien poops. 

Alienpoops began instructing PP to draw in the piano roll so that the message alienpaper rolls had was transmitted to human poop, now this message is still unclear since PP hasn't published any tracks yet. Although One day alienpoops and PP will rule the world of music, it is not today yet. 

PP tries more and more experimental sounds that are compatible with alienpoop music and message and massage. Life is poop and alienpoops see it in such a magnificent way that PP was caught mesmerized by the power of alienpoops language. 

We still hope to this day that alienpoop and PP will get through you as smooth as hot viscous semi solid diarrhea. 

Knowledge in poop is power as music in urine is not. 

Babypoop

Baby Poop

Isn't it lovely? isn't it wonderful? isn't it precious.... less than one minute old 

I never thought through pain I'd be making as lovely as it... but isn't it lovely made from pain... 

-Stevie Wonder

Ghost of poop

Ghost

I keep going to the toilet to flush
'Cause I need something that can wash all again
And at most I'm sleeping all these papers away
But your ghost, the ghost of poop
It keeps my mistake
-Ella Henderson

Flushing in the deep

Flushing in the deep

I can't help feeling
We could have had it all
Flushing in the deep
You had my turds inside of your hole
And you splashed to the beat.

Monday it is now
To sing loud and flashy
Adele, we must now.
-Vyen

If you could see my poop right now it would look just like a sledgehammer!

If you could see my poop right now it would look just like a sledgehammer!
Ew Ew Ew Ew Ew Ew Eeeeeeewww
-Fifth Harmony