Pixels review

Pixels

I saw this movie and I have never felt so ashamed of myself even watching national geographic pooping in lions is way better.
I think this movie had a cool idea and then they took it and said fek it we are adam sandlers poopers so we can do an adam sandler normal bad movie and they did it.
Why did they have to produce it with so much idiocy that is not funny anymore.....
I mean older adam sandler movies were not that bad except omg the one where adam sandlers is his own sister seriously.....
I mean remember click THAT was a good movie
I could poop and everything and it would make me poop softer and smoother yeah those were good times.
This time I putted a little more effort in the drawing I drew a pixel poop

so nice
it is way better than the movie
the amount of art amazeing

salallala

alalala

Wisdom tooth poop

Hardcore antman

I got my wisdom teeth extracted last friday, that is why I was so lazy and didn't poop at all (jk) lol  360 no scope

so
I never imagined it would take so long to get them extracted it was 3 hours of drilling my bone, awesome it felt like a SAW movie. well not felt, but I saw as I maintained the mouth opened, that was the hardest part, I can now understand you whores :P

I have no gag reflex if you know what I mean after spitting so much blood, that's what she said LOL GET REKT NOOB 720 NO SPOKE MLG

so
I could have drawn poops but I really didn't felt like it and instead I saw antman
faking antman
It was a good movie
they even mention spiderman as "we got someone who crawls"
Falcon gets rekt by antman
and who knew that Paul Rudd could be a good actor. HAHA
JK
359 no scope
so
this is a short one and non inspired stuff/poem about poops and wisdom tooth


wisdom poop
wisdom teeth
wisdom scoop
wisdom myth
I forgot
how to dream
about your mom
every stream
I had enough of your pain
and I have lost my gain
I need to crap
But I can't tap
the sadness in my poopless heart

AWWW
KAWAIII DESUUUUUUU

so now a haiku :

people die poop hurts
when you shart after hard teeth
extraction... now die

so
Teeth extraction goes with four anesthesia injections and  then they open mouth and begin destroying bone until no wisdom tooth is left. It takes more than 3 hours and if the roots are deep it takes more time and effort. The dentists sweat like pigs and yours truly too. You must grab your pain and feel it in your bones while opening your mouth, in a way it is like a violation. But then you begin to feel muscle pain not from your mouth but from you neck and back it is hard.

Then after they destroy the evil wisdom teeth they will clean your mouth yesh so clean so blood no traces just outside

and then you will try to poop and it will hurt cause you are hurting yourself cause you cannot use your teeth for strength anymore you failure
you are such a failure
this is not motivational
this is a love song this is goodbye

amazing drawing down below my anus

Dragon Ball Z Resurrection of Frieza Review

Movie Review


I just watched Dragon Ball Z last movie and it was cool in matter of animation and effects but really stupid plot-wise.  I am disapointed at akira toriyama, first Dragon Ball Chou  is a retelling of the first movie and now this movie what?
Super Saiyan God and Frieza is at their level what the hell>
I Cannot take a calm poop after these movie seriously


One cool stuff is that Goku uses Bruce Lee one inch punch, that was very cool. and Vegeta was going to be the hero of this movie but then they rewind time so that Goku kills Frieza.
It was lame.


I hope they don't continue ruining my childhood Dragon  Ball Z, because it is getting really lame.

SO I also watched a 2013 movie called Frequencies. IT had a dumb ending but it was philosophically interesting, and although the actors were bad, the story was good.


I recommend it if you poop after 10pm it will help your diarrhea.


So here it is an amazing drawing

July 7: Terminator Genysis Review

July 4+3 

It was murica's birthday and I did not wrote about it what is wrong with me>??!?
maybe because poop in america is consumed so fast by toilets. Those toilets rawr
they are so powerful and potent they think they can overrule the tolietworld
but no, there are laws in sanitary bible that we must follow until the end and stop everything from corroding the toilet insides.
Yes the insides are so hot omg so attractive and seductive to poop that they melt inside.
Have you not seen that ??
me neither

I am just lustful for poop melting now, imagine if you could melt poop into a sword.
AWESOME
and it will stick together and smell so "good".
So maybe a poop light saber will be made of farts or something like that.

My thoughts are so wrong on many levels.
Level 1: poop jumps out of toilet
Level 2: poop jumps and lands on bathroom floor.
Level 3: poop jumps and lands on bathroom floor and jumps again in the toilet.

Yeah I don't know where I was going with that....
SOOOOO
I was watching falling skies but I think I skipped whole season 4 I really don't remember the show has become so bad and static I really don't know what is going on. I watched the first episode of season 5 and it was boring. sorry the series has gone bad.
I don't know why some series go so bad and boring,  I mean every series has a low point but some series can overcome that and appeal again.
But falling skies went low and it has not risen again.
I am afraid Game of Thrones would follow this next season.
And I don't know if I would watch the Walking Dead side story Fear the Walking Dead I don't know.
I am not eager to know.


oh yeah I saw terminator genysis what a rip off
seriously
what
was that
that movie was alive because Arnold was in it.
THAT and ONLY THAT is the reason people will watch it.

They changed everything well not everything they just messed up more with the timelines and it was only a prequel to the sequel, if ever made.
It could be interesting to see what the hell is going to happen with Kyle Reese and Khaleesi and how Arnold will die in the sequel but seriously it was a whole mess trying to fix the previous messes and now it is a whole new mess it is officially a reboot and I don't know what will happen.
Here is a little summary of the movie:

john connor sends kyle reese while skynet changes john connor into faggit terminator. Kyle finds Sarah connor and she saves him faggit, Then Arnold saves them and sends them to 2017, they stop genesys which is faggit skynet and kill john connor terminator, arnold evolves into the evil terminator of the third movie and there is not john connor in the making yet AKA no sex between sarah and kyle. and skynet was not killed WOW so much wow much unexpcted ......--.-


that's it I wrote a lot I hope it gets through your pooping hearts and minds

and here is the most profound and artistic drawing ever

Minions movie review

OKA! BANANA

this movie what da fuq


it is seriously worse than this blog
it is so full of nonsense I don't even know why am I still living anymore.
Seriously what did I just saw
It was just full of banana bob kevin stuart
what
you can guess what they were saying
but whaaaat
was the whole point
it was just to lose time
maybe
holy poop
it was I don't know
omg
worst
kid movie
ever
omg
here is the drawing


I puke on this movie
omg I lost time that I will not recover
I need help
I need self esteem

Ted 2 Review

Another Review

*sighs*

Poop is there for you when you fall, poop is always watching you and caressing you!!
What will happen if you cannot poop the next day!!!!

So I just watched TED 2 and it is funny I won't deny it but it is as funny as family guy,because Seth MacFarlane cannot change his jokes. They are funny jokes but they are always the same. I didn't see the movie about the west but I will watch it later and compare it to his other works.

But TED 2 is just not as good as TED 1.


I just cant summarize the movie because it is just that TED is property and so they fight at court and lose and then they meet Morgan Freeman. The crazy dude from the first film tries to disassemble Ted and then Mark Wahlberg almost dies and then Teddy is recognized as a human person.
And there are just too many awesome jokes and bad ones too but

HAHA the greatest Joke was the next Superman is going to be JONAH HILL!!!!

hahaha

That's it for a review today I did not crapped my pants today so it's something...
here amazing drawingL

100th post

happy 100th post to poop

we are celebrating that I have successfully written 100 posts about poop related crap. I am truly amazed  I have lasted this long, although I have not accomplished nothing yet. All who read this will pity me so hard yet so long like the poop I just created.
OMG I am so proud
This poop is the perfect shape ever. I wouldn't have done it without fiber-san.
Fiber-san is my life and Kefir-chan helps my digestive system-kun.
Yes weeabooing is what I am doing right now, since this post must have a little of everything that I have posted before. I don't know if this is a thing or not> I don't care wooo

wooo

oneee saaaamaaaa
google adsense oneee saaaamaaa
why won't you notice meeeeee
notice meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee I love you
Google adsense onee sama DAISUKI

fak
that was too much
or not?
Whatevssssssss
weed


Time has passed so fast now, I believe in poop-sama now and its teachings, and I don't know why I am writing about this if I even don't want to, seriously why are all the youtubers turning out gay. It is just a faking trend like the one of draw my life.... it is too obvious... Poop people don't care it is not as if we'll start a war for that reason seriously??!?! We would start a war only with Allahu akbar terrorists of the northern walls of paperish towns yeah yeah those goddamn papers are so rough with my butt cheeks it hurts ita itaiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii paper-senpai don't hurt me that waayyyy


And yes I am going to review a movie too
It is Area 51 by the guy from paranormal activity.... ufff


but first I played Agario

as FEk

fek that game you begin to eat and get addicted and they you get eaten

fek that so much http://agar.io/

yeah I suck at this game so
Area 51 by Oren Peli
mmmm it got me watching it till the end but what a lame end okay?


and so here is the amazing drawing about the poop I was talking about is a BANANA POOP
yay kawaiii
I am proud to announce this poop clogged my toilet

Jurassic World Review

Dinosaurs....

This is a short review since the movie was so crappy I don't even know why it got so many million and millions of dollars SERIOuSLY what is wrong with people now a days.
It is the same dinosaur park and human "family" and human error and human believes they can control dinosaur but the cool guy tells them that they can't but they don't care and everything goes ruckus story and the same beginning, the same ending, the only thing that changed is that the mutant dinosaur was eaten by a sea dinosaur and seriously WHY is it so likable?
Is it because Jurassic Park 3 was in  2001 and it has been 14 years since a dinosaur movie?
BUT NOTHING CHANGED
NOTHING
IT WAS LIKE A REMAKE OF THE FIRST ONE
BUT THE FIRST ONE IS STILL BETTER
ALTHOUGH IT HAS THE SAME STORY
OMG
OMG
It is so full of crap and cliche crap and nonsense crap.....
I am not going to bother writing a summary because everyone know the story:
The drawing shows everything seriously.....
there is only poop for me

Maybe Ill buy a toy just for something

Poop Review: Avengers Age of Ultron

Yes Poop Reviews now....

***Huge spoilers if you are a sissy that complains about them***

The film starts like poop with Tony Scrap and everyone is together like nothing happened on Iron Man 3 and The Winter Soldier and Dark World.... Poop everywhere...  

The Hulk still a sissy now has sex with the black widow and Hawkeye has a family and it's tired and sissy poop stuff.  

The Scarlett Witch throws mindpoop to Tony STkja;rlaljkdk and he scared and poop and poop poop and so he creates Ultron with sissy Banner. Ultron same poop as always: "Human wrong Humans die Humans are the plague Humans blah blah blah.... crappy poop like that" 

Then Ultron goes against Avengers and throws poop at them. Some poop about Hulk been sissy again. And then Ultron creates Vision sperm. 

Vision sperm and egg not completed because poop reasons. Then Tony Stark and Captain Murica takes away vision body and poop in it.  Then Tony Stark, Puny Banner, and Thor conceive and give birth to their son The Vision and The Vision is Weird Looking poop.  

Then poop goes on special effects poop wow stuff....

Battle Ultron poop goes all over everywhere. A floating City/island  poops out... more battle effects much wow very sound... Not good enough to keep poop from flowing everywhere though....

More Allahu Akbar from Ultron and blows.....

mmm 

Silver something poop dies,... Hulk runs like sissy away.... Iron Man goes away... agaaaaaaain....Thor floats away...  Shield complete again...  or something poops....

mmm

Captain America and Black Widow now are the mother and father of a healthy new avengers team: Flying Black Guy with wings, Flying Black Guy with armor, The Vision, and Scarlet Witch.

Mid-credits scene: Thanos poops out a bracelet or the infinity gauntlet and poops comes out of his mouth... 

Final scene... Spiderman? stupif fffff poops

So this is filmcritic poop and it's verdict:

Wut wut da poop?! 

In da comics there was some time traveling and inter-dimensional stuff and wolverine and spiderman and fantastic four and more hardcore stuff but whatever....

Why was Quicksilver so slow, X-men's quick silver was way better but whateversssssss.. Toilet paper flies faster sometimes.... 

So much Hype for nothing... Thor gets a gay scene with a black guy, supposedly to be the trailer for ragnarok?!!?

We barely see any poop coming out of Scarlett Johansson's Ass.... 

Hulk obviously will return but way to sissy omg he was so annoying and gay omg.....

Even babypoops that stay in your anus forever are not so annoying and gay....omg

The trailers give away too much action, I might say that Poop flushing in a three way competition with toilet paper and urine has more action....

Maybe I am just getting too old for this kind of poop crap films... 

Ultron was way hardcore in the Comics, in the movie he is just mmm like a bad Jarvis.... 

I think The Vision is as gay as in the comics hahaha 

There are some cool scenes where Captain America and Black Widow share the shield poop.

Why they did have to kill Quicksilver omg so bad so bad seriously so bad So slow he dies from bullets SERIOUSLYYYYYYYYYYY omg so bad

Although the first movie copied transformers 3, this one I don't know what copied but it didn't felt as good. Winter Soldier was a little bit better and Stan Lee Gets drunk by Thor. 

Samuel L. Jackson is really old.... 

and Finally AND MORE IMPORTANTLY

HOW THE POOP DOES Robert Downey Jr. Grows so tall in the beginning scenes he is short and then in the last scene he is as tall if not, way taller than Captain America SERIOUSLY MARVEL WTF SERIOUSLY 

I don't know what more to say, 

6/10 IGN didn't read lol