I've been seeing crap

Crap everywhere

I have seen crap everywhere in my body lately. In my dreams not in reality so don't be scared okay?

I have seen poop all over me pouring like chocolate over a strawberry. It has been so hard for me not to mention it or anything like that.
I have an issue it is not a sexual fetish it is just this dream that re
peats itself everyday since last week.
I am walking towards the zoo in a forest in some place and there is an amusement park not like jurrasic wolrd yesh jurrasic world cus emerherd derp derp
but  yeah so I run into a cage with a lot of tigers or mountain lions I don't even know they are cats, or something and then they start to curl around me like cats and then they bite me and I can't bleed but both of them bite me in both legs I don't know how it doesn't hurt I don't know why.
Then I try to fart and I can slowly escape literally slow motion camera escape and I see as the cats try to chase after me but I some how run faster than them and then I fall into a pond of crap literal poop liquid poop diarrhea and then  I wake up but before waking up I see clowns and a circus and red lights all in fast flashing pictures
I am so dead
I feel so dead inside
It is a weird dream

but it is how it goes
and I don't know what more to write
so I'll talk about oremonogatari
it is a funny anime
but
seriously they so cute but so dumb it is the manliest shoujo anime and manga I have read and seen awesome
It is awesome
kawaii DAISUKI
hahah
fak
fek
so much weeabooing my hurt my dreams again
why is spiderman not tall We will never know
I am getting so bad at writing this blog
but
not that
it was an awesome blog
for writing
it is lame and more lame every day
i hope you criticize my lameness
because
I don't care
the only awesome crap about this blog
is the awesome drawings
yes is not are
grammer
hate me
hate me
here is the amazing drawing
I upload it with my heart and soul
so much satisfaction
elvis would be jelly
so art so wow very ingenious
wow
much wow
much expression
wow

FARTS Galantis Pharmacy Review

Fart counting

I farted today less than I would have any other day! you know why??
because I had less to eat I am starving, my poor poop didn't came out at 5 a.m. like normally does but instead until 2 p.m.. At least I clogged the toilet. I feel proud about it every time. No matter how hard they yell at me for clogging it, you know it feels right.

So Kuroko no Basuke ended today... the feels... but not so much because I had already finished the manga a year ago... I think?!

It was an awesome anime, one of the best sports anime ever made. I think the animators stayed very close to the manga and nothing was changed. The games were animated so hardcore, all the plays and everything. They knew what they were doing.  It was awesome. I did not cried cuz a poop should not cry, even though the situation is overwhelming a poop doesn't cries. A poop may only cry when getting out of the anus that is the only time you should cry.

So now we are going to do something different apart from deviating from the subject or main theme, we are now going to review music albums.
So here it goes,
10 poops for best and 0 worst so you may say how much you can crap in a song and with a song.
music helps yo
it helps yo anus to relax yo
yo

Galantis - Pharmacy

Forever tonight--  0 poops (it is monotonous somehow sorry but it is not good)
Gold DUST -- 9 poops (awesome song feel the vibe while you push down the soft poop) you are like gold dust it rains over meeeee awesome 10/10 ign would bang
In My Head-- 6 poops (it is a good song that is all I have to say)
Runaway --- 7 poops (IT WAS AN AWESOME SONG but BUT the radio and soundcloud and all the remixes made have make it boring but still is one of the best if not the best)
Dancin to the sound of a broken heart ---- 8 poops (catchy song)
Louder, harder, better ---- 7 poops (chilly/catchy song, wooo oooo wooo)
Kill em with the love ---- 0 poops annoying song annoying voice it hurts my stomach and anus all together
Call if you need m--- 7 poops (it is a good song but it reminds me of Down down  by jay sean) even if the sky is falling down
Peanut Butter Jelly---5 poops (not really good enough)
Firebird---10 poops (my favorite seriously good)
Dont Care---4 poops (I don't know when the voice is a male it is not good enough, except for gold dust)
You --- 6 poops (it is not a bad song but it also gets annoying after 1 min)
Water --- 4 poops (not good enough the same as dont care)

Okay so that was it for todayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy let's all take a dump together in music

here is the drawing

100th post

happy 100th post to poop

we are celebrating that I have successfully written 100 posts about poop related crap. I am truly amazed  I have lasted this long, although I have not accomplished nothing yet. All who read this will pity me so hard yet so long like the poop I just created.
OMG I am so proud
This poop is the perfect shape ever. I wouldn't have done it without fiber-san.
Fiber-san is my life and Kefir-chan helps my digestive system-kun.
Yes weeabooing is what I am doing right now, since this post must have a little of everything that I have posted before. I don't know if this is a thing or not> I don't care wooo

wooo

oneee saaaamaaaa
google adsense oneee saaaamaaa
why won't you notice meeeeee
notice meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee I love you
Google adsense onee sama DAISUKI

fak
that was too much
or not?
Whatevssssssss
weed


Time has passed so fast now, I believe in poop-sama now and its teachings, and I don't know why I am writing about this if I even don't want to, seriously why are all the youtubers turning out gay. It is just a faking trend like the one of draw my life.... it is too obvious... Poop people don't care it is not as if we'll start a war for that reason seriously??!?! We would start a war only with Allahu akbar terrorists of the northern walls of paperish towns yeah yeah those goddamn papers are so rough with my butt cheeks it hurts ita itaiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii paper-senpai don't hurt me that waayyyy


And yes I am going to review a movie too
It is Area 51 by the guy from paranormal activity.... ufff


but first I played Agario

as FEk

fek that game you begin to eat and get addicted and they you get eaten

fek that so much http://agar.io/

yeah I suck at this game so
Area 51 by Oren Peli
mmmm it got me watching it till the end but what a lame end okay?


and so here is the amazing drawing about the poop I was talking about is a BANANA POOP
yay kawaiii
I am proud to announce this poop clogged my toilet

Kawaii Gator Allahu akbar

Allahu akbar once again....

I don't know why but all the allahu akbar posts get the more attention. Freaking terrorist poops they get what they deserve even after they are flushed down the toilet.  But here we are making fun of it again, we are damned we will perish in hell poop and we don't care cause poops go to the toilet and pee goes to hell.

So today Gator Draft number 354 is having a kawaii day and wants to cross the toilet-weeaboo river and watch anime chan and have higher thoughts with weed-sama and get to be with its adorable gator waifu-tan. BUT NO~
If it crosses the toilet weeaboo river sama, the poor baby kawaii poops will get drowned and the toilet will get clogged and they will perish soon and that is not how is meant to be for them. They must grow adapt to water, get hard and then they can anounce their wedding day and exchange pitiful experiences and thoughts about how fat they are and how they will not get a girlfriend or boyfriend never and that pizza is their only love for now.
And as Martin Luther King Jr. Would have said!!! I have A DREAM that one day both baby poops and gator poops will get together and live like friends and not slaves and masters, not like freaking Fate/Stay Night Unlimited Blade Works. WHAT The poop is going on there???
seriouslyyyyyyyyy

They took too much time making that battle with shiro and archer WHY WHY I know the effects and animation were climaxing and pooping hard themed but too long, I don't know what are they expecting, it felt like a filler, like the 5 minute battle Freeza and Goku in Namek. OMG
Why
I expect that they will change something or add something more to the story and that we will get another Fate series from UFOTABLE, they did great, Fate/Zero was awesome, and this season was awesome too, but Fate/zero still better.
So yeah that was Martin Luther King's dream....

But okay so gator san wants to cross the damn river but it will hurt baby poops so Terrorist Muslim or Islamis or Jihadist Allahu Akbar poops goes in defense of the babies. We don't know yet what will happen probably they will not get to their 70 virgin poops nuns heaven, but a great poop turmoil and it will appear like post-binge drinking and eating diarrhea. yeah

that is the end of this situation

and I have written more than last time

so here get rekt
this is much wow very etc
amaziignafjslad drawing heeereee

PS It took me more than5 minutes to draw diz one so plz dont hete me this is so hard to draw seriousliii

why so serious

ALLAHU AKBAR AGAIN!!!!

This is awesome

The terrorism factions in the toilet have now begun to understand each others ideals and their common goal. Their common goal: destroy the toilet. To do this they must help each other and unite. They must mix together as a sole mass. Ass an ass ass an as an anus yeah syllable game yeah

Their power united is like five jet fuels in the 9/11 accident, even Bush couldn't have thought of THIS. THIS is why I am writing in capslock. 

Bush has no the answer to everyone and everything because Bush is a plant such as Bush Gardens. 

And Obama is hiding everything from us because he poops in different locations at different time zones, there is no escape to the conspiracy, there is no POOP inside a toilet anymore or a toilet paper roll in the public restrooms. Walmart doesn't have automatic toilets anymore is this because of skyline haha no it iskynet. So yeah the girl from game of thrones the hot one khaleesi it is hard to write that name, I can only imagine all the ghetto and ratchet girls named as her, but anyway, yeah that girl is in the new terminator movie which looks somewhat awful but until seen no judgment done. 

But yeah in the last game of thrones the queen mother queen cersei yeah thanks poop-sama got caged by the religious fanatics, and according to wikipedia's summary of the books, she will get naked soon!!

WOOO

a

yeah so closing that parenthesis, 

the situation in the middle toilet has not changed since yesterday both toilet papers and poops are blasting the toilet as hard as they can. They do not care about religion or religious freedom any more they only want to blast the toilet they shout ALLAHU AKBAR  to the sky singing ALLAHU ALLAHU ALLAHU AKBAR bombs and kamikazes yay.

Poor toilet it is going to die, its drainage is going to get stuck so hard, and its hole is not going to be enough with all that material girls going inside it. Water will not overflow but it will use misdirection as Kuroko does in Kuroko no  basuke, and for those who have not read the manga yeah they win the game, in a miraculous shonen way.  

And that is how that manga ends, so sad. 

Now that the poops and tps are getting hard and breaking apart Toilet-kun, Finger senpai and Un-plugger sama are not here to help and we will see the continuation of this story in another episode of I DONT GIVE A POOP ABOUT SELF-RESPECT anymore, since ever. 

Pece out

get rekt

the amazing drawing down below....

my anus

..

:)

Alligator poop

New draft

So I decided to make a new draft because the old one was not kawaii enough and I think a gator poop should have more opportunities not because it is black but because it is green.  There is no helping for this.

I have seen so many racist jokes in my life but none against green people. Not the Irish there are many for the Irish. I mean literal green people. Is it because their poop is green?
Is it because they smoke weed everyday like snoop dogg or dog, I don't even know how to write his name is so difficult right now.
This poop is coming out strong I think all the lettuce and kale is making me flourish into a new poop master. I think healthy eating is not good enough for now I need to poop more.
What if I use vegan and high fiber products will it help?
Will the morning diarrhea stop?
Will my life get pooped stronger.
Is the toilet paper going to resist this temptation?
Is the toilet paper high enough for your expectations?
Is the toilet paper high as gator poop is right now?
420 rek it blaze it noobs
okay!
MLPG or something like that.
Barney is not dead yet we must kill him.
Not Barney from How I met your mother but barney the fat pervert dinosaur.
Why is evil poop always from dinosaurs?
Why isn't poop hard enough to not make me wipe myself GOOOOOOOOOD
There is no afterlife after pooping okay>?
Pooping is everything. There is no grammar over there.
Seriously.
Do gators have anuses or just little holes?
Are gators lolis?
Do lolis call gator poop senpai?
Is this how a weeaboo poop should behave?
Teach me the ways senpai  please google adsense sama teach me your unholy ways!!!!!
I am pleased with your  natural domination pleaseeeeeeeeeee onegai shimasuuuu
Anata wa rekt desuuuuuuu
Gator poop BAKA!
Gator poop chan is getting so kawaiiiii
fek
this is the beautiful draft
it looks more kawaiii

Tsundere-poop! Poop motivation

Tsunderepoop-chan

Fast days go by, and today is furious. HOE HOE HOE HUE HUE HUE Kill me plz...

So you know when you poop and you poop hard enough to get all of your guts out, I'm saying guts out as in intestines, gallbladder, bladder, kidneys, urethra, ureters, vile, and spleen; yeah, no the lungs got out of my ass hole type.... I'm not that hardcore yet....
So when that happens, and you push and sweat and you feel the blood coming out and the poop struggling to get out and it feels like knives cutting your ass and you know you do not have to stop it there because if you stop you have to restart the pushing and pulling  process and yet you stop because your heart rate increases so much and hell ascends on you and heaven forgets you exist and you feel the flames all over you turning you into the demon you really are and yet AND YET the lovely poop doesn't come out.
Your faith in God maxes out and you claim GOD PLZ GED LOL PLZ DONT FERGET ME GED GED AM DEYING GED PLZ GED LET IT OUT GEEEED..... And then you realize there is no god that Nietzsche was right! (was it Nietzsche or Freud who said that?... who cares.. I care..I'm gonna google it.....plz wait.........................................................I was right it is Nietzsche... haha I still remember this stupid crap... psychological crap OOMG I'm going to draw the psychological poop next time yah yah yah..) so where was I? mmm mmm oh ok
So you realize there is no god now and that when you die from this awkward pooping session there is nothing but blackness and darkness and black stuff and nothing but in color black (colour black cause we're British/Australian/NZ/Indian/etc.. now....)
You begin to pass out and then you think maybe there is a God and I'm just forgetting the light that guides me and then you see the light at the end of the anus and you are sweating blood and you feel the heat in your heart and begin praising God because PART OF THE POOP CAME OUT And you are all believer now, You just got motivated and think you can push it all out... and you make your last effort, you think such motivational words like "Just do it-nike" "Push yourself harder everyday" "Life is 1% inspiration 99% perspiration", "Do the salamander" "Started from the bottom Now we here" "Wreck it Ralph" "My favourite anime is Cory in the House" "When is naruto going to end... why the poop is still running with boruto what tha thahthahthah" "what is wrong with me" "why is my life so hard" "When I sweep my room there is no dust and yet I keep cleaning" "Uptown funk you up uptown funk you up" etc ,etc et,cfa;ljf;lka
aND YES YOU DID IT
YOU THREW THE POOP OUT OF YOUR ANUS
AND YOU BEGIN TO WIPE YOURSELF
and think what a beautiful masterpiece came out of me... I must be an artist... and My talent is still hidden.....
So yeah that is the tsundere-poop
because: "It is not as If I want to stay stuck in your anus forever.... or something... STOP IT I didn't came out of your anus because I like you or anything YOU BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA"
this is getting really weabooish.... ok I'm okay with that....YOU BAKA
wut
wut
wut
wut
wut
this is the drawing of how tsunderepoop-chan looks yelling at you for throwing it out to the toilet....
"It is not as if I want you to flush me YOU BAKA waaahhhh"