Showing posts with label Will smith. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Will smith. Show all posts

Wednesday, July 15, 2015

Awesome Trailers

Trailers



So now I am going to fangirl about poopy trailers, especifically DC trailers.
I don't watch arrow or flash but the legends of tomorrow trailer was pretty awesome, maybe one day I'll watch those shows.
Now BATBAM V SUPAMAN  DEW OF JEWSTICE
that was wee wee awesome
We get to see robin's suit with a message from the joker, implying robin's death. We get to see Batman in the desert. We get to see superman as god and hated by humans also. We see zodd's dead body controled by Luthor. We see wonder woman and wee see a guy drowning haha We see cool fights, and possibly a fight not only with batman and superman but also doomsday? or some one.
It was awesome.

The suicide squad trailer was more awesome seriously.
It had the Bee Gee's it was a joke or something like that I don't know how the song is called as soundtrack implying puns haha and we see a lot of harley quinn she hot damn
but haha we see will smith doing his thing as will smith in will smith's movies we see all the members we see katana, and the other guy and the other guy and that other guy and that other girl and batman and we see the joker, Jared Leto will be a good joker I guarantee it My poop guarantees it.

If you have seen the animated suicide squad movie, escape from arkham I think it is called you'll see how awesome will it be.

I think they will be awesome movies.

Another trailer that is not from DC
was the walking dead's season 6

I still don't know where this season will go, but it is not lame but it doesn't capture my curiousty so I don't know if I'll poop watching that series yet.

I hope I poop.

oka
so
so
so
here is the drawing
keep pooping
keep cloggin the toilet
love


Monday, June 22, 2015

Square poop

Squared



This illumination came to me in the morning while taking a dump.... as always....
Imagine you pooped squared, imagine how hard that would be to get out! how would it feel?
Would that also mean that your anus is a squared pipeline?
Holy poop
Imagine when the poop could not fit in the square?
Imagine the pain of the edges touching the flat surface and screeching and scratching and friction and blood and hemorrhoids squared....
imagine your life as a Minecraft first person shooter game reality sims stuff....
would you be able to reach for the wiping>
would you be able to flush water
how could the toilet not be clogged all the time>
the mountain of poop will be square and blocky
everything is block everything!


So yeah the blocked squared poop came to me as an inspiration after watching Chappie.
FIRST MOVIE SINCE THE BEGINNING OF THIS BLOG that I like.
Awesome movie
It shows the ill human nature and how humans tear everything apart.
Humans want to create for the "better good" or maybe just to prove to themselves that they can do better and humans are selfish not shell fish just selfish to the core. There is no goodness in the human conscience there is no good not not noneeeee.
Humans create to destroy and destroy to create, for their own good.
So chappie was an artificial intelligence project and it evolved better than humans and could transform the human conscience into data in order to transfer it to a metal body and so on.
That was soo cool
The producer and director of that movie are so damn good I think it is better than District 9, it was awesome.

I am not going to spoil more because I am lazy when the movie is so good.

I also watched Focus, and it was a so so movie I didn't like the ending. Will Smith is getting old.
WHy couldn't he pick the role for Independence Day 2?
I don't know
And now I am watching Monsters: Dark Continent
the first movie was good even though it had no big budget this one is entertaining so far.
The director really knows what he is doing and the story revolves around human emotions and the humans adapting to the alien invasion and the normal conflicts. it is a good mix.


So now the blocked or squared poop will show itself to you
Just look at those kawaii squared eyes so kawaii
and that smile

here is the drawing
amaze



Friday, May 8, 2015

Blue poop

Jaden Why you do dis?



Is it really true that our sensei Jaden Smith has ended his twitter??
Is it because of his constant constipation and diarrhea problems?
Why is he such a pussy? I need his wisdom!!!
His wisdom is like gold poop is just littering!!!\

Why can't my poop be real if your anus aren't real?
Why can't my food be real if our teeth aren't real?
Why can't milk be real if boobs are made from plastic, it's fantastic!

You can brush my hair and touch me everywhere ! Imagination life is your creation!
Come on poop let's go pee wu wee wee yeah!

And Now Bleach 625 WATFFAGAFA
Riruka, Grimmjow, Nel, Jealus Orihime, Yukio and stupid stuff happened today!
Why is Tite Kubo only aiming for adjusting the manga and not get it right!
OMG Why is it so hard to understand that damn Kubo!!!
Don't you think that Orihime sort of looks like Onodera from Nisekoi lately??
I hope Onodera ends with Raku and Orihime with Ichigo, because Naruto ended with Hinata and I was hoping for that. Maybe Life isn't so hard in anime when you poop a little every time.
But anime poop is not the same wisdom that Jaden has given us!
Jaden was a prodigy of his own nature.
HE was Will Smith's aborted poop!
It was a prestigious amount of crap that cometh from the ancient vampires of Bel-Air.
I cannot write anymore and I am in love with blue poop and jaden was too...