Showing posts with label wisdom teeth. Show all posts
Showing posts with label wisdom teeth. Show all posts

Monday, July 20, 2015

Wisdom tooth poop

Hardcore antman



I got my wisdom teeth extracted last friday, that is why I was so lazy and didn't poop at all (jk) lol  360 no scope

so
I never imagined it would take so long to get them extracted it was 3 hours of drilling my bone, awesome it felt like a SAW movie. well not felt, but I saw as I maintained the mouth opened, that was the hardest part, I can now understand you whores :P

I have no gag reflex if you know what I mean after spitting so much blood, that's what she said LOL GET REKT NOOB 720 NO SPOKE MLG

so
I could have drawn poops but I really didn't felt like it and instead I saw antman
faking antman
It was a good movie
they even mention spiderman as "we got someone who crawls"
Falcon gets rekt by antman
and who knew that Paul Rudd could be a good actor. HAHA
JK
359 no scope
so
this is a short one and non inspired stuff/poem about poops and wisdom tooth


wisdom poop
wisdom teeth
wisdom scoop
wisdom myth
I forgot
how to dream
about your mom
every stream
I had enough of your pain
and I have lost my gain
I need to crap
But I can't tap
the sadness in my poopless heart

AWWW
KAWAIII DESUUUUUUU

so now a haiku :

people die poop hurts
when you shart after hard teeth
extraction... now die

so
Teeth extraction goes with four anesthesia injections and  then they open mouth and begin destroying bone until no wisdom tooth is left. It takes more than 3 hours and if the roots are deep it takes more time and effort. The dentists sweat like pigs and yours truly too. You must grab your pain and feel it in your bones while opening your mouth, in a way it is like a violation. But then you begin to feel muscle pain not from your mouth but from you neck and back it is hard.

Then after they destroy the evil wisdom teeth they will clean your mouth yesh so clean so blood no traces just outside

and then you will try to poop and it will hurt cause you are hurting yourself cause you cannot use your teeth for strength anymore you failure
you are such a failure
this is not motivational
this is a love song this is goodbye

amazing drawing down below my anus





Saturday, June 13, 2015

poop teeth

cavities



what are cavities? is it a rare type of poop?
Is it love we are looking for? Is there life in teeth?
Are bacteria teeth? Does bacteria have teeth too? Not the real enamel teeth but imaginary teeth or something? How could you not know that? Half life 3 will never come alive, Gaben Lord Gaben-sama senpai never notices us! Fall Out 4 Is there but half life we will never know!
OMG why is it so hard we just need a little more to play!
Fall Out 4 will have multiplayer?
Seriously Fall Out 3 was so good, and New Vegas was like an extension or dlc for Fall Out 3 but What will happen in Fall Out 4?
Will there be dragons will there be poop will we be able to kid kids and fly?
I don't think so, we still need mods... :'(

Mods make everything in the pc master race everything !
But what happens when you buy more ram for your laptop and guess what it doesn't work and you can't return it  FEK
FEK
LAIf
FEK
FEK
FEK BEST BUY AND GEEK SQUAD THEY ARE COOL BUT THEY WON'T LET ME RETURN THE STICK THAT IS WRONG WHY IS THAT THEY HATE ME SO MUCH WHHY!!:!!:!
WHY!!!:!:!:!

so yeah that is what it feels like to have teeth in your poop, you cannot explain it never and you will never learn how to live without wisdom teeth NEVER.


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there is so much effort put in this seriously why don't people read my blog and admire my art it is lovely and cute it makes you smile