Showing posts with label hope. Show all posts
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Tuesday, July 7, 2015

July 7: Terminator Genysis Review

July 4+3 



It was murica's birthday and I did not wrote about it what is wrong with me>??!?
maybe because poop in america is consumed so fast by toilets. Those toilets rawr
they are so powerful and potent they think they can overrule the tolietworld
but no, there are laws in sanitary bible that we must follow until the end and stop everything from corroding the toilet insides.
Yes the insides are so hot omg so attractive and seductive to poop that they melt inside.
Have you not seen that ??
me neither

I am just lustful for poop melting now, imagine if you could melt poop into a sword.
AWESOME
and it will stick together and smell so "good".
So maybe a poop light saber will be made of farts or something like that.

My thoughts are so wrong on many levels.
Level 1: poop jumps out of toilet
Level 2: poop jumps and lands on bathroom floor.
Level 3: poop jumps and lands on bathroom floor and jumps again in the toilet.

Yeah I don't know where I was going with that....
SOOOOO
I was watching falling skies but I think I skipped whole season 4 I really don't remember the show has become so bad and static I really don't know what is going on. I watched the first episode of season 5 and it was boring. sorry the series has gone bad.
I don't know why some series go so bad and boring,  I mean every series has a low point but some series can overcome that and appeal again.
But falling skies went low and it has not risen again.
I am afraid Game of Thrones would follow this next season.
And I don't know if I would watch the Walking Dead side story Fear the Walking Dead I don't know.
I am not eager to know.


oh yeah I saw terminator genysis what a rip off
seriously
what
was that
that movie was alive because Arnold was in it.
THAT and ONLY THAT is the reason people will watch it.

They changed everything well not everything they just messed up more with the timelines and it was only a prequel to the sequel, if ever made.
It could be interesting to see what the hell is going to happen with Kyle Reese and Khaleesi and how Arnold will die in the sequel but seriously it was a whole mess trying to fix the previous messes and now it is a whole new mess it is officially a reboot and I don't know what will happen.
Here is a little summary of the movie:

john connor sends kyle reese while skynet changes john connor into faggit terminator. Kyle finds Sarah connor and she saves him faggit, Then Arnold saves them and sends them to 2017, they stop genesys which is faggit skynet and kill john connor terminator, arnold evolves into the evil terminator of the third movie and there is not john connor in the making yet AKA no sex between sarah and kyle. and skynet was not killed WOW so much wow much unexpcted ......--.-


that's it I wrote a lot I hope it gets through your pooping hearts and minds

and here is the most profound and artistic drawing ever



Monday, April 27, 2015

Music poop

Poop producer


There are so many producers in the world but no one can be as imaginative and creative as Poop-producer or as its followers call it: "PP".

PP's music is as far known to every kind of poop in the world, no excuse me, the UNIVERSE. PP's tracks are transcendental, no music has gone that far. Is it as if Beethoven, Mozart and Avicii had an unborn child, then aborted it, and then cloned its poop into a enormous brain sized amazing and overwhelming new poop.  PP's education began with learning how to walk even though it had no legs, since poops have no legs.  Then PP went to college because it was a prodigy or a genius. Then it got a PhD in poop mythology and step parents psychology, since its major was translation and conventional analysis of microbiological organisms. Then PP realized that life is nonsense and began to use paint to deflect itself from society. When PP saw that paint was not the answer it downloaded PL Studio to try to make music. It started with just stupid doodles and melodies but now It has the greatest amount of knowledge to use the piano roll. Yeah just the piano roll...
You know why?
Because the piano rolls in the deep with more music inside of it and so the paper rolls and so the alien poops. 
Alienpoops began instructing PP to draw in the piano roll so that the message alienpaper rolls had was transmitted to human poop, now this message is still unclear since PP hasn't published any tracks yet. Although One day alienpoops and PP will rule the world of music, it is not today yet. 
PP tries more and more experimental sounds that are compatible with alienpoop music and message and massage. Life is poop and alienpoops see it in such a magnificent way that PP was caught mesmerized by the power of alienpoops language. 
We still hope to this day that alienpoop and PP will get through you as smooth as hot viscous semi solid diarrhea. 
Knowledge in poop is power as music in urine is not.