Showing posts with label water. Show all posts
Showing posts with label water. Show all posts

Wednesday, July 22, 2015

BAnana poop not minions

feking minons



I just pooped twice and in a row and I clogged the toilet not even clogging it from inside like always but outside seriously, it didn't even go through the hole the toilet could still keep running water
and you know why!
because it was shaped like a banana
and banana hard banana if you know what I mean

It was so hard so that I had to poke it with a toothpick to destroy it and let the water take it all.

Bananas are for minions but minions suck really suck
such a disaster
It is worse than my little pony
and I haven't seen my little pony the new series just the old one.
okay
I have no real desire to keep writing so here is the banana poop
drawing
i made
amaze yourselves.





Monday, May 18, 2015

Poop is on fire

Why is poop on fire!



Poop has been on fire since ancient times. Since the beginning of time. Since the beginning of pooping. Since the beginning of ludicrous toilets and showers. Poop reigned all over the earth long before the first human appeared. It was a famous miracle down the flushing process.
But then dinosaurs became aware of the poop presence.   They became more furious and ferocious.  IT was as nothing had happened and something like that.
The war started between the pee and poop and the wetness was all over the world. The poops were loosing to water and yellowness while the pee were beginning to dry out. There was no hope for poop. But then poop-sama appeared and told them the truth about fire. Fire is nothing more than poop exploding in different refractive lenses. IT was not known to ancient poops since they were just too stupid. But now that they knew how to make fire with their bodies they held it together and began their training.
Meanwhile in the other universe there was this guy named poop poop, yes poop just like moon moon but poop poop is different. Somehow.
Okay?
Don't ask me
There is no more to the story of poop poop for now.
Let's continue with the fire.
So the poops trained every day and night and toilet and water until they could at least get 45 meters of fire done by the morning. And in the 10th day  they rested because they were tired from trying.
And so the well endowed and trained poops began to march towards the sunset and claim their independence from the pee and  dinosaurs, and water and yellowness and the great plains.
The great plains are not planes but plains just like the autocad ones.
Yes, this is true.
You might not see it today but maybe tomorrow.
So the poops regained conscience and began defeating their enemies. But
But
But
when they realized what they were doing it was not too late but too early.
And they retreated to the drainage and later on to the recycling process in the nearest town.
And so is the story of how poop discovered fire and went on fire and sung and had breast implants all over their face to show that they have won and conquered.
The poop conquerors remember 9/11 was an inside job, since jet fuel doesn't melt steal. And Bush is behind everything as Obama is behind the devil and Obama care and Osama was made by no other than I don't remember haha but it was shown last week on the news. It was supposed to be a shock but not for me since I was in the dramatic state of pooping hard. :)
Life is poop
Life is hard
Life is pee and love is poop

Here is the amaze drawing so wow much very tall fire


Monday, April 13, 2015

Why you do this

Why you do dis



Poops have feelings too, they are people too, they speak, they touch, they smell, they tear, they cry, they shout, they move, they are love. We need to protect them.  When you take a dump and poop flows out of you there is a great risk that it will break apart even though it has not even touched water.  This is horrible. This is against nature. Poop should be free to land YES LAND in water as it pleases. RESPECT poop it is part of you don't you get it. It is your soul leaving your body it is awful that it tears apart.

Train your anus so that it won't do this awful act of disrespect towards poop.  This is a delicate procedure where you will be able to use your anus as a feather.  No more stereotypes or anything like that your poop will flow smooth and whole.

A wholesome poop is what you need. You don't want to see your poop cry don't you? Happy poop happy life happy love!

Don't let it fall into pieces.....