Fantastic 4 Review 2015

Shame

Shame on this movie
shame on it

I think the previous ones were way better
This one had the actors, the visual effects the script at least 3/4 of it
and then
IT collapsed
in less than 13 minutes
omg
what happened
it was building so well
the story was growing
the characters where developped
and then
out of nowhere
well not out of nowhere but
it felt so weird like an episode of the walking dead
and then they are suddenly happy
the battle is like 30 seconds long and they defeat Dr. Doom so easily it is so awful
seriously
what happened
why was the movie not longer
I blame the editors here
because it started slowly getting good and then
blow


so yeah total crap
my crap this morning clogged 2 toilets
I am much impressed with my anus
and although I have not written every day like always I still think I can poop a little just a little once a week now.

I have been busy now :'(
so busy
it is lame

So I watched also Kiseiju or Parasyte the movie it felt weird and rushed
the actor was not like the character in the anime or the manga It felt weird
but at least it was way better than Fantastic Four

And I have been watching the Death Note Drama
and  it started good the actor for Yagami Light does it very well
but I think L is lacking way too much.

so yeah and now the aweful drawing
I spend like 3 minutes
painting

windows 10

ok

I am sorry I have not posted anything lately but I was sort of busy with stuff other than poop and interestingly I have pooped so little and not AT 6 AM like always but at 12 PM OMG 6 hours of difference is better than that song from deorro 5 hours ahh ahh ahh ahha ahhh, yeah not the version with chris brown fek chris brown looks like a clown everywhere......
so I upgraded to windows 10 and the only thing I do not have is cortana but everything else OMG
OMG
IT IS SO SMOOTH
THE UPGRADE DID NOT UNINSTALL MY SOFTWARE AT ALL
IT JUST TOOK LIKE 1 hour and a half but
but
and so many restarts
this is awesome
I think my ram will appreciate this and I hope cortana comes cums haha to my region soon.
If not I might have to tweak that but whatever.


So after effects runs better and faster as illustrator, word and office is the same photoshops runs faster and now the moment you've all been waiting for....internet explorer AKA Edge,
it is slightly faster than opera but never as fast as google chrome, it feels like safari or something like that I don't think I will use it so whatever


then there is no more start screen, even though I liked it, it is minimized and it resembles somewhat like a pro menu of windows xp, everything is really square and all my pirated software runs smooth no problems no need to crack it again or patch it.

I am so happy now I am taking such a big dump
and yeah so I clogged the toilet so hard yesterday My mother doesn't let me poop in that toilet so I only have one toilet left to clog and I am out.
This is so sad for the prophet of poops and I don't even know why.
I watched the Psycho Pass movie IT WAS AWESOME
but I expected more story not some side story... sighs

so good battles kogami for the win and that....

I am  currently watching a lot of animes and working on various amvs since it is time of contests and I shall participate to upgrade my level HOHOH
if i must
now
lets give you a kawaii windows 10 poop drawing

here it is

I've been seeing crap

Crap everywhere

I have seen crap everywhere in my body lately. In my dreams not in reality so don't be scared okay?

I have seen poop all over me pouring like chocolate over a strawberry. It has been so hard for me not to mention it or anything like that.
I have an issue it is not a sexual fetish it is just this dream that re
peats itself everyday since last week.
I am walking towards the zoo in a forest in some place and there is an amusement park not like jurrasic wolrd yesh jurrasic world cus emerherd derp derp
but  yeah so I run into a cage with a lot of tigers or mountain lions I don't even know they are cats, or something and then they start to curl around me like cats and then they bite me and I can't bleed but both of them bite me in both legs I don't know how it doesn't hurt I don't know why.
Then I try to fart and I can slowly escape literally slow motion camera escape and I see as the cats try to chase after me but I some how run faster than them and then I fall into a pond of crap literal poop liquid poop diarrhea and then  I wake up but before waking up I see clowns and a circus and red lights all in fast flashing pictures
I am so dead
I feel so dead inside
It is a weird dream

but it is how it goes
and I don't know what more to write
so I'll talk about oremonogatari
it is a funny anime
but
seriously they so cute but so dumb it is the manliest shoujo anime and manga I have read and seen awesome
It is awesome
kawaii DAISUKI
hahah
fak
fek
so much weeabooing my hurt my dreams again
why is spiderman not tall We will never know
I am getting so bad at writing this blog
but
not that
it was an awesome blog
for writing
it is lame and more lame every day
i hope you criticize my lameness
because
I don't care
the only awesome crap about this blog
is the awesome drawings
yes is not are
grammer
hate me
hate me
here is the amazing drawing
I upload it with my heart and soul
so much satisfaction
elvis would be jelly
so art so wow very ingenious
wow
much wow
much expression
wow

FARTS Galantis Pharmacy Review

Fart counting

I farted today less than I would have any other day! you know why??
because I had less to eat I am starving, my poor poop didn't came out at 5 a.m. like normally does but instead until 2 p.m.. At least I clogged the toilet. I feel proud about it every time. No matter how hard they yell at me for clogging it, you know it feels right.

So Kuroko no Basuke ended today... the feels... but not so much because I had already finished the manga a year ago... I think?!

It was an awesome anime, one of the best sports anime ever made. I think the animators stayed very close to the manga and nothing was changed. The games were animated so hardcore, all the plays and everything. They knew what they were doing.  It was awesome. I did not cried cuz a poop should not cry, even though the situation is overwhelming a poop doesn't cries. A poop may only cry when getting out of the anus that is the only time you should cry.

So now we are going to do something different apart from deviating from the subject or main theme, we are now going to review music albums.
So here it goes,
10 poops for best and 0 worst so you may say how much you can crap in a song and with a song.
music helps yo
it helps yo anus to relax yo
yo

Galantis - Pharmacy

Forever tonight--  0 poops (it is monotonous somehow sorry but it is not good)
Gold DUST -- 9 poops (awesome song feel the vibe while you push down the soft poop) you are like gold dust it rains over meeeee awesome 10/10 ign would bang
In My Head-- 6 poops (it is a good song that is all I have to say)
Runaway --- 7 poops (IT WAS AN AWESOME SONG but BUT the radio and soundcloud and all the remixes made have make it boring but still is one of the best if not the best)
Dancin to the sound of a broken heart ---- 8 poops (catchy song)
Louder, harder, better ---- 7 poops (chilly/catchy song, wooo oooo wooo)
Kill em with the love ---- 0 poops annoying song annoying voice it hurts my stomach and anus all together
Call if you need m--- 7 poops (it is a good song but it reminds me of Down down  by jay sean) even if the sky is falling down
Peanut Butter Jelly---5 poops (not really good enough)
Firebird---10 poops (my favorite seriously good)
Dont Care---4 poops (I don't know when the voice is a male it is not good enough, except for gold dust)
You --- 6 poops (it is not a bad song but it also gets annoying after 1 min)
Water --- 4 poops (not good enough the same as dont care)

Okay so that was it for todayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy let's all take a dump together in music

here is the drawing

SICK POOP

SICK

I was sick but now I am not

I tried to cure myself by the power of poop and poop only no medicine no pills no artificial stuff just the power of poop and body. YOU DON'T BELIEVE ME Well I wouldn't believe myself either after all the bullcrap that is posted everywhere about how to be "healthy and natural" and poop. But here is what I did I hope one day you will find yourself in the need of being against the current, not the hipster type but the anarchy type. YEAAAY ANARCHY FOR ALL ANAAAAAAARCHY SEX PISTOLS ETC https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cBojbjoMttI


So  I just ate ginger and garlic as slow as possible during all day and kept swimming normally and sleeping for more than 8 hours, 8 hours is not enough, you need to let your body feel the heat for  the fever and let the fever flow if you know what I mean???
hahah I don't



Then when you are resting in your bed rest still no movement at all like in anime and stuff where they stay at home and just stay in bed, you don't have to cover yourself instead be naked and do nothing, and now imagine a big poop rolling from your head to your toes yes YES
that is the healing poop power flowing through your veinssssssssssss and nippels!!!!!
yessssssssss
feel it
feel it in your bones and head in your anus and poop
BUT
DONT POOP YOURSELF

IF YOU POOP YOURSELF EVERYTHING IS OVER
Now after surviving that you are FINE AND CURED
THANK THE POOP DONT THANK ME
okay it works
dont believe it try it yourself
if it doesn't work on you then you are not made for it you weak human pathetic human being why were you born if you can't even poop you are like those people that can't poop and use a bag in their sides and they have to change the bag and clean it aghhh so disgusting you have no anus what is wronggggggggg


WHY DID GOD MADE THEM THAT WAY WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
in other news I will use the tag of the gay stuff that happened in the US, they legalized gay marriage across the country, as an excuse to get more views even though I gave no opinion whatsoever FEK
But if you must know poop comes out of everyone that has an anus and even from those who haven't so fek it no one cares what happens in the US the US is worse than a circus now it is like always watching a crappy movie.


here is the amazing drawing for this
Seriously I put so much effort into the drawings lately I am so proud of myself

Wut-Warning

I have nothing to write

But I still have to.....

So I have had some private messages on the  facebook page wanting  to have sex with poop, and I must say  THIS IS NOT WHAT I MEANT WHEN I CREATED THIS OMG
WHY I MEANT IS
TO DRAW FREELY STUPID DRAWINGS OF KAWAII POOP and toilet supplies and accessories, is not that hard.
This is not a sexual blog. We may write about sexual stuff but only as jokes or satires.
We do not want to poop in each other like 2 Girls 1 Cup and vomit and eat okay?
If you look for coprophiliac or scat, this is not it okay?
I made this blog to cure my boredom and isolation from the world, so that people that like to draw poop and stuff would also find this blog and realize they are not alone. Lately I've been writing about movie reviews, philosophical stuff, and tv series and anime, okay? is not about scat NEVER
We do not like scat, we find it disgusting and gross.
We do not condemn your tastes, we just won't write about it here. Everyone has its fetishes. We respect them, but we do not like it and we will never post stuff about that, except as a joke.
For example now, I will tag all this words just to get more views, OKAY
I AM in NEED of MONEY and as I always or sometimes write I hope google adsense will increment the stuff and pay something. One day I hope this blog gets a little more decent in views and ratings but not about sex, porn, scat or related themes. It is okay if you like that, but for that there is pornhub and youporn, and xvideos and all the million porn sites in the goddamn web, so please just don't get confused this is not that kind of blog or facebook page. Even the title says it "NOT A POOP FETISH" meaning that we just draw poop and we don't even take pictures of poop that is disgusting for us. There are pages like rate my poop for that. okay?

Please if you like this blog or facebook page, we appreciate it but we won't supply you with scat, porn, sex, dating sites, or similar stuff. THAT IS NOT IT GOSH

Thank you
here is an amazing poop drawing
We are innocent manchildren that have issues with social life and internet autism we are not a porn site. this is just a warning

Kawaii Gator Allahu akbar

Allahu akbar once again....

I don't know why but all the allahu akbar posts get the more attention. Freaking terrorist poops they get what they deserve even after they are flushed down the toilet.  But here we are making fun of it again, we are damned we will perish in hell poop and we don't care cause poops go to the toilet and pee goes to hell.

So today Gator Draft number 354 is having a kawaii day and wants to cross the toilet-weeaboo river and watch anime chan and have higher thoughts with weed-sama and get to be with its adorable gator waifu-tan. BUT NO~
If it crosses the toilet weeaboo river sama, the poor baby kawaii poops will get drowned and the toilet will get clogged and they will perish soon and that is not how is meant to be for them. They must grow adapt to water, get hard and then they can anounce their wedding day and exchange pitiful experiences and thoughts about how fat they are and how they will not get a girlfriend or boyfriend never and that pizza is their only love for now.
And as Martin Luther King Jr. Would have said!!! I have A DREAM that one day both baby poops and gator poops will get together and live like friends and not slaves and masters, not like freaking Fate/Stay Night Unlimited Blade Works. WHAT The poop is going on there???
seriouslyyyyyyyyy

They took too much time making that battle with shiro and archer WHY WHY I know the effects and animation were climaxing and pooping hard themed but too long, I don't know what are they expecting, it felt like a filler, like the 5 minute battle Freeza and Goku in Namek. OMG
Why
I expect that they will change something or add something more to the story and that we will get another Fate series from UFOTABLE, they did great, Fate/Zero was awesome, and this season was awesome too, but Fate/zero still better.
So yeah that was Martin Luther King's dream....

But okay so gator san wants to cross the damn river but it will hurt baby poops so Terrorist Muslim or Islamis or Jihadist Allahu Akbar poops goes in defense of the babies. We don't know yet what will happen probably they will not get to their 70 virgin poops nuns heaven, but a great poop turmoil and it will appear like post-binge drinking and eating diarrhea. yeah

that is the end of this situation

and I have written more than last time

so here get rekt
this is much wow very etc
amaziignafjslad drawing heeereee

PS It took me more than5 minutes to draw diz one so plz dont hete me this is so hard to draw seriousliii

why so serious

ALLAHU AKBAR AGAIN!!!!

This is awesome

The terrorism factions in the toilet have now begun to understand each others ideals and their common goal. Their common goal: destroy the toilet. To do this they must help each other and unite. They must mix together as a sole mass. Ass an ass ass an as an anus yeah syllable game yeah

Their power united is like five jet fuels in the 9/11 accident, even Bush couldn't have thought of THIS. THIS is why I am writing in capslock. 

Bush has no the answer to everyone and everything because Bush is a plant such as Bush Gardens. 

And Obama is hiding everything from us because he poops in different locations at different time zones, there is no escape to the conspiracy, there is no POOP inside a toilet anymore or a toilet paper roll in the public restrooms. Walmart doesn't have automatic toilets anymore is this because of skyline haha no it iskynet. So yeah the girl from game of thrones the hot one khaleesi it is hard to write that name, I can only imagine all the ghetto and ratchet girls named as her, but anyway, yeah that girl is in the new terminator movie which looks somewhat awful but until seen no judgment done. 

But yeah in the last game of thrones the queen mother queen cersei yeah thanks poop-sama got caged by the religious fanatics, and according to wikipedia's summary of the books, she will get naked soon!!

WOOO

a

yeah so closing that parenthesis, 

the situation in the middle toilet has not changed since yesterday both toilet papers and poops are blasting the toilet as hard as they can. They do not care about religion or religious freedom any more they only want to blast the toilet they shout ALLAHU AKBAR  to the sky singing ALLAHU ALLAHU ALLAHU AKBAR bombs and kamikazes yay.

Poor toilet it is going to die, its drainage is going to get stuck so hard, and its hole is not going to be enough with all that material girls going inside it. Water will not overflow but it will use misdirection as Kuroko does in Kuroko no  basuke, and for those who have not read the manga yeah they win the game, in a miraculous shonen way.  

And that is how that manga ends, so sad. 

Now that the poops and tps are getting hard and breaking apart Toilet-kun, Finger senpai and Un-plugger sama are not here to help and we will see the continuation of this story in another episode of I DONT GIVE A POOP ABOUT SELF-RESPECT anymore, since ever. 

Pece out

get rekt

the amazing drawing down below....

my anus

..

:)

Blue poop

Jaden Why you do dis?

Is it really true that our sensei Jaden Smith has ended his twitter??
Is it because of his constant constipation and diarrhea problems?
Why is he such a pussy? I need his wisdom!!!
His wisdom is like gold poop is just littering!!!\

Why can't my poop be real if your anus aren't real?
Why can't my food be real if our teeth aren't real?
Why can't milk be real if boobs are made from plastic, it's fantastic!

You can brush my hair and touch me everywhere ! Imagination life is your creation!
Come on poop let's go pee wu wee wee yeah!

And Now Bleach 625 WATFFAGAFA
Riruka, Grimmjow, Nel, Jealus Orihime, Yukio and stupid stuff happened today!
Why is Tite Kubo only aiming for adjusting the manga and not get it right!
OMG Why is it so hard to understand that damn Kubo!!!
Don't you think that Orihime sort of looks like Onodera from Nisekoi lately??
I hope Onodera ends with Raku and Orihime with Ichigo, because Naruto ended with Hinata and I was hoping for that. Maybe Life isn't so hard in anime when you poop a little every time.
But anime poop is not the same wisdom that Jaden has given us!
Jaden was a prodigy of his own nature.
HE was Will Smith's aborted poop!
It was a prestigious amount of crap that cometh from the ancient vampires of Bel-Air.
I cannot write anymore and I am in love with blue poop and jaden was too...

Abstract poop art

Art 69 (it is post 70 but we celebrate post 69 like this okay?)

I was feeling more than autistic today so I tried abstract art and now I am a renown artist. I am the poop of my sword. I am the pen of the toilet. I am the trash of all cans. I am the vomit of all pukes. I am the pee of all urine. I am the Barack of Obama. I am the Bush of George Jr. I am the melting steel to the Twin Towers. I am the 9 to the 11. I am the NSA to my secrets. I am the diarrhea of the constipation. I am the power of the remote control. I am the looser of all losers. I am the light of the electricity. I am the Darwin of my selection. I Am the tortoise to my squirtle. I am the pikachu to my Charizard. I am the Mario to my Wario. I Am the war to my peace. I am the settlement to my nomadic style. I am the bone of my poop. I am the crap to my crab. I am the clog to the toilet. I am the toilet to the circle. I am the Matrix to my Inception. I am Leo DiCaprio to Neo. I am Keanu Reeves to Jim Carrey. I Am the Ace to my Mask. I am Madara to the Kyuubi. I am kyubey to Madoka. I am the square to my root. I am the Tokyo to my Ghoul. I am the peanut to my butter. I am the cherry to my pie. I am the poem to my essay. I am the fart to my cloud. I am the nitrogen to my phosphorous. I am the water to my cycle. I am the blood of my anus. I am the stains to my brief. I am the brief of my case. I am the case of my closed. I am the popular to the mainstream. I am the hipster to my apple. I am the apple to my Newton. I am the pascal to my square meter. I am the acre to my Hectare. I am the Hector to the Hercules. I am the Zeus to reproduction. I am a cell to mitosis. I am amoeba to my q tips. I am the q to my a. I am the w to my d. I am the D to a babe. I am the babe to a pork. I am the pork to a ham. I am the jam to my space. I am the bunny to my play. I am the Xbox to the PC. I am the Gaben  to my Lord. I am the lord of the land. I am the land of manure.  I am manure to my compost. I am the compost to my life. I am the life of my boredom. I am the kill of the 360 no scope. I am the sniper to my rifle. I am the trigger of Tumblr. I am the instagram of my facebook and the whatsapp to my Line. I am the Traffic to the windows. I am the widows to the cats. I add the crazy to the bureau. I am the FBI of the class. I have no need to continue. I am the continue to my heed. I am the nimbus to my epidermis. I Am the fat to my muscle. I am the abs to my tip. I am the tip of the waiter. I am the money to the poor. I am the flush to the rainbow. I am the rainbow to the spirit. I have problems to myself. I still write for this blog. I am the blog to my adsense, and adsense to my 0 balance check account. I am the employee to the month. I am the promotion of no one. I am the manager to the poop. I am tired of writing. I think I might stop here, but......

I am the poop to my poop to your poop to thine poop to thy poop to our poop to his poop to her poop to its poop to the aliens poop. 

I am Illuminati poop. I draw circles in the toilet because those are the messages that the aliens send me, I don't know why the aliens throw poop at me at night I don't know if my dreams are the results of the prophecy that might be fulfilled in the not so near future of poop. I am the feed to my poop and the poop to my food.  I am not on drugs yet okay?

I AM THE DRAWING THAT INSPIRED ALL THIS: