BAnana poop not minions

feking minons

I just pooped twice and in a row and I clogged the toilet not even clogging it from inside like always but outside seriously, it didn't even go through the hole the toilet could still keep running water
and you know why!
because it was shaped like a banana
and banana hard banana if you know what I mean

It was so hard so that I had to poke it with a toothpick to destroy it and let the water take it all.

Bananas are for minions but minions suck really suck
such a disaster
It is worse than my little pony
and I haven't seen my little pony the new series just the old one.
okay
I have no real desire to keep writing so here is the banana poop
drawing
i made
amaze yourselves.

surf poop

Is poop wateR?

poop swims in the waves of the toilet abyss towards the black tundra of the drainage in the sewers.
As it goes down and down it goes deeper and deeper.
It mixes with toilet paper and urine. The waves flow through it and towards it!

The beach ain't nothing for surf poop because this poop surfs away the pain.
The pain that goes on and on and never ends when you cannot take a good dump in the toilet.
Life is not always clogging the toilet it is also unclogging it.
When life is not unclogged and  the diarrhea gets out of the toilet, poop is there for you.
Poop is always there for you!
Love poop Love life
This is short I gotta go.

amazing drawing:

When I see you again

Sad drawing

This is a sad story about two beings whose fate was torn apart by humans.
Poop was born to be wiped out by toilet paper,  and toilet paper was made to touch poop. Their life cycle goes from birth to death by flushing down the toilet... But sometimes the toilet isn't powerful enough so toilet paper must be torn apart to pieces... messed up pieces into a trash can. Is this cruel enough?  Is this the meaning of life? Is this how all poops and toilet papers will end? Not together? Not how it was supposed to be? Think about it and don't let go of it, don't ever let go...  Protect them, cherish them and always tossed them together, not in the shower, not in the trash can but flush them together down the toilet...


Damn who knew?
All the spots we clean
Good things we've been through
That I'll be standing right here wiping you
Through another path
I know we loved to hit the flush and laugh
But Something told me that it wouldn't last
Had to switch up
Look at things different see the bigger picture
Those were the days
Hard Work forever pays
Now I see you in a better place

How could we not talk about family when family's all that we got?
Everything I went through you were standing there by my touch
and now you gon' be with me for the last flush

It's been a long day without you my friend
And I'll tell you all about it when I see you again (If I see you again)
We've come a long way from where we began
Oh I'll tell you all about it when I see you again
When I see you again

When I see you again
When we poop again
When we flush again

Tear up and watch the drawing:

Poop Reviews: Furious 7

Yes.... another one....

And this one is a late review... but I got no inspiration for craziness so let's do this woo hoo


So the poop starts with Jason Statham being awesome and throwing explosive diarrhea by walking away from explosions and poop. Then something more happened I don't remember it was not important.  Then Jason Statham throws poop at the rock and breaks his arm or something. Then Jason Statham burns Paul Walker's house and then Vin Diesel gets angry. And then Vin Diesel goes to Japan to meet the Tokyo Drift guy, and something happens, just talking and stuff. Then a funeral for someone I think it was mmm the Japanese guy I think. Then angry Vin Diesel goes to face angry Jason Statham and then some guy Mr. Nobody or something stops the fight before it begins and recruits the same crew, then I don't remember something about jumping from airplane to rescue the hot black British accent girl, I think I saw her in James  Bond, I don't know....
Okay so then bikinis and some rich Arab country, Vin Diesel drives a cool hypercar... wait I am going to google the name of the car so that I just post it on the tags later.... searching.....
I think it is Lykan Hypersport,  So yeah they fly the car through 3 buildings and then they destroy it like trash.  Then something about racing in another city and something about a hacking device and then something about guns and explosions and then cars and more explosions and missiles and a helicopter and yeah another black guy the one from Black Diamond and the Guardians of the Galaxy that does nothing.
Then mmm I think they did what they had to do and then the scene about Paul Walker and the song what was it called? mmm

Yes It has been a long time without you my friend and blah blah blah stuff tearjerking and pooping in the clouds. Paul Walker is dead get over it, he didn't have enough toilets in his house so he pooped in a car.
I can't believe Whiz Khalifa sings that I thought it was some decent guy, that poops more than just 3 times a day okay?

Okay so
Film Critic Poop says:
I didn't like it how they put so much emphasis in Paul Walker's death, just promotion and stuff really not even when you clog the toilet you flood it that much, but it's Hollywood so whatever.  And the really missing part of Paul Walker is that he was the one who did the awesome stunt car stuff not Vin Diesel, Vin Diesel was just like an immobile poop when flushing the toilet and now it does parkour outside the toilet wtf...
Well they  (the production) had to make some one do crazy stuff.  And Paul Walker only did the thing that does in the trailer with the bus falling off a cliff, that's it then he does nothing, I don't think He poops any more.. oh wait he is dead,... My Bad My anus bleeds nothing for him but poop okay?
Well I must say I wouldn't wipe my anus with this movie but it's better than the last one, I think I don't remember the last one.
Well At least I like the song...
It makes me poop at peace...
Here is the amazing drawing:

Flushing in the deep

Flushing in the deep

I can't help feeling
We could have had it all
Flushing in the deep
You had my turds inside of your hole
And you splashed to the beat.

Monday it is now
To sing loud and flashy
Adele, we must now.
-Vyen

Flush

"Flush the poop nowfor the great poop will know how
to kill mood inside."

--Vyen