SICK POOP

SICK

I was sick but now I am not

I tried to cure myself by the power of poop and poop only no medicine no pills no artificial stuff just the power of poop and body. YOU DON'T BELIEVE ME Well I wouldn't believe myself either after all the bullcrap that is posted everywhere about how to be "healthy and natural" and poop. But here is what I did I hope one day you will find yourself in the need of being against the current, not the hipster type but the anarchy type. YEAAAY ANARCHY FOR ALL ANAAAAAAARCHY SEX PISTOLS ETC https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cBojbjoMttI


So  I just ate ginger and garlic as slow as possible during all day and kept swimming normally and sleeping for more than 8 hours, 8 hours is not enough, you need to let your body feel the heat for  the fever and let the fever flow if you know what I mean???
hahah I don't



Then when you are resting in your bed rest still no movement at all like in anime and stuff where they stay at home and just stay in bed, you don't have to cover yourself instead be naked and do nothing, and now imagine a big poop rolling from your head to your toes yes YES
that is the healing poop power flowing through your veinssssssssssss and nippels!!!!!
yessssssssss
feel it
feel it in your bones and head in your anus and poop
BUT
DONT POOP YOURSELF

IF YOU POOP YOURSELF EVERYTHING IS OVER
Now after surviving that you are FINE AND CURED
THANK THE POOP DONT THANK ME
okay it works
dont believe it try it yourself
if it doesn't work on you then you are not made for it you weak human pathetic human being why were you born if you can't even poop you are like those people that can't poop and use a bag in their sides and they have to change the bag and clean it aghhh so disgusting you have no anus what is wronggggggggg


WHY DID GOD MADE THEM THAT WAY WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
in other news I will use the tag of the gay stuff that happened in the US, they legalized gay marriage across the country, as an excuse to get more views even though I gave no opinion whatsoever FEK
But if you must know poop comes out of everyone that has an anus and even from those who haven't so fek it no one cares what happens in the US the US is worse than a circus now it is like always watching a crappy movie.


here is the amazing drawing for this
Seriously I put so much effort into the drawings lately I am so proud of myself

Sorry no poops lately!!

We apologize for the intermission

We have been pooping in different places at a time to improve our writing in the toilet skills!
We have now a smartphone and we can write about our poop in the toilet more often.
Is this some kind of miracle? Is this our new life in poop?
Have you accepted poop as your only hope to live for.
You don't need anything more than poop in life!
Your poop is your friend your poop is your cousin your poop is your master your poop is your senpai!

Senpai poop notices you! Every day of your life you poop!
Unless you are constipated or weak, or you have no anus.
Anus is the way of poop and poop is the way to love.
Love thy poop as ye love thyself and ye will have a healthy food/poop relationship.

That is what matters now a days. The food you eat is the poop you will defecate. Everytime you eat more than you can poop you get fat and if you get fat your hips won't fit the toilet when you are pushing hard and crying for the poop to get out. So you need to eat nutrients that will help your anus throw your poop slowly and beautifully fast  enough to not stay  more than forty eight hours in the toilet.
When you stay forty eight hours in the toilet there is no 420 there is no life, your legs get numb, your life gets numb, you pee less. you dehydrate, you will lose your life.
You must not stay forty eight hours unless you have a fridge nearby.

Life with poop is life with health, life with poop is moderation.
Moderation is a word I don't really know but it helps to say that every time senpai poop gives me the bad look of a cosmetic product.

Cosmetic products are for gay poops okay?
you don't need that!

you need to poop hard, big and explosive! that is your law now.


Now I am going to talk about homophobia day, I didn't know it was a thing.
But okay.....
And it will get me more views on this boredom blog of hellish poop.
So
Homophobia's are like equally poops that have fear of each other, something like diarrhea and splash diarrhea they fear their reflection in the water. That is why they splatter all over the walls of the toilet and get sticky with it.  It is not nice to have diarrhea spots in the toilet because if you are pooping then you are peeing and if your pee tool doesn't stretch to the other side then you cannot get rid of the diarrhea spots.
That is all I am going to talk about homophobic poops, because I don't want international issues to take upon tissues and get in the way of poop telling.
Poop is art.

And also because that is all I know about poop homophobia. Me so intelligent, me so wow, much nerdy much study very brain, so knowledge. Wow Amaze

Dogs have poop also. I have written about this before but I am reminding you that so that you don't feel alone in the poop world.
I think I have written enough to give up in life and start a new poop every day like always.
So get rekt today and forever and you will have more poop. noob senpai notice m google adsense senpai please notice me I want money and poop is love so money helps love develop please google adsense-chan help me help my situation I am poor and my poop also, I need my poop to become richer so that the grass grows taller.

I miss writing poop so much so I try to give it a little more effort on this drawing. It helps me with my boring life. Thank you so much for those who get to read to this point and I am sorry that you do that seriously not even I would read it to this point.  fek

Here is the amazing drawing. Pece