I've been seeing crap

Crap everywhere

I have seen crap everywhere in my body lately. In my dreams not in reality so don't be scared okay?

I have seen poop all over me pouring like chocolate over a strawberry. It has been so hard for me not to mention it or anything like that.
I have an issue it is not a sexual fetish it is just this dream that re
peats itself everyday since last week.
I am walking towards the zoo in a forest in some place and there is an amusement park not like jurrasic wolrd yesh jurrasic world cus emerherd derp derp
but  yeah so I run into a cage with a lot of tigers or mountain lions I don't even know they are cats, or something and then they start to curl around me like cats and then they bite me and I can't bleed but both of them bite me in both legs I don't know how it doesn't hurt I don't know why.
Then I try to fart and I can slowly escape literally slow motion camera escape and I see as the cats try to chase after me but I some how run faster than them and then I fall into a pond of crap literal poop liquid poop diarrhea and then  I wake up but before waking up I see clowns and a circus and red lights all in fast flashing pictures
I am so dead
I feel so dead inside
It is a weird dream

but it is how it goes
and I don't know what more to write
so I'll talk about oremonogatari
it is a funny anime
but
seriously they so cute but so dumb it is the manliest shoujo anime and manga I have read and seen awesome
It is awesome
kawaii DAISUKI
hahah
fak
fek
so much weeabooing my hurt my dreams again
why is spiderman not tall We will never know
I am getting so bad at writing this blog
but
not that
it was an awesome blog
for writing
it is lame and more lame every day
i hope you criticize my lameness
because
I don't care
the only awesome crap about this blog
is the awesome drawings
yes is not are
grammer
hate me
hate me
here is the amazing drawing
I upload it with my heart and soul
so much satisfaction
elvis would be jelly
so art so wow very ingenious
wow
much wow
much expression
wow

airplane poop

Blue poop

Is poop blue when it is high?
Is it like a lifeline when you poop in your trousers?
Is it enough to have poop inside your anus and not being able to scratch it out even though you fart and fart and nothing comes out?
What has become of poop now? Is it because 9/11 was an inside job?
How do you know jet fuel doesn't melt poop?
Were all the poops in the twin towers made of steel?
NO IT WAS NOT AN INSIDE JOB
IT WAS AND INSIDE OUtT JOB
THE ANUS WENT FULL RETARD
AND EXPLODED AND THEN IMPLODED
SO THAT THE LITTLE POOP PIECE WILL COME OUT AND FLY AGAIN LIKE A NORMAL stereotyped poop would.


Poop is blue now and that is how it should have always been!
Jet fuel doesn't melt steel beams  because fuel is a fossil and fossil is poop and poop doesn't melt poop okay?
They just merge !!
SO there must have been someone behind this mystery!
And that some one is some one else I haven't said yet.
Okay?
This is a short one okay I have issues and mistrust in everyone around me because their poop is not blue. And Terrorist poop is always trying to attack the unexpected allahu akbars in the world. Allahu akbar is not the only solution to everything okay?
You may also just dream of poop and wipe it all in the sand and in the sand paper and in the toilet paper and in gravel and in the memories of your ancient poops down the drainage in the recycling process making meat out of it. Bacteria poop meat that is new life now this is your life now okay!

Poop is life and poop is blue so life is blue now!

We are deep in the blue zone okay!?
HARDSHIPS doesn't end in an allahu akbar airplane poop because there is not enough space to poop inside an allahu akbar airplane poop!!!!


here is the drawing: