Showing posts with label antman. Show all posts
Showing posts with label antman. Show all posts

Monday, July 20, 2015

Wisdom tooth poop

Hardcore antman



I got my wisdom teeth extracted last friday, that is why I was so lazy and didn't poop at all (jk) lol  360 no scope

so
I never imagined it would take so long to get them extracted it was 3 hours of drilling my bone, awesome it felt like a SAW movie. well not felt, but I saw as I maintained the mouth opened, that was the hardest part, I can now understand you whores :P

I have no gag reflex if you know what I mean after spitting so much blood, that's what she said LOL GET REKT NOOB 720 NO SPOKE MLG

so
I could have drawn poops but I really didn't felt like it and instead I saw antman
faking antman
It was a good movie
they even mention spiderman as "we got someone who crawls"
Falcon gets rekt by antman
and who knew that Paul Rudd could be a good actor. HAHA
JK
359 no scope
so
this is a short one and non inspired stuff/poem about poops and wisdom tooth


wisdom poop
wisdom teeth
wisdom scoop
wisdom myth
I forgot
how to dream
about your mom
every stream
I had enough of your pain
and I have lost my gain
I need to crap
But I can't tap
the sadness in my poopless heart

AWWW
KAWAIII DESUUUUUUU

so now a haiku :

people die poop hurts
when you shart after hard teeth
extraction... now die

so
Teeth extraction goes with four anesthesia injections and  then they open mouth and begin destroying bone until no wisdom tooth is left. It takes more than 3 hours and if the roots are deep it takes more time and effort. The dentists sweat like pigs and yours truly too. You must grab your pain and feel it in your bones while opening your mouth, in a way it is like a violation. But then you begin to feel muscle pain not from your mouth but from you neck and back it is hard.

Then after they destroy the evil wisdom teeth they will clean your mouth yesh so clean so blood no traces just outside

and then you will try to poop and it will hurt cause you are hurting yourself cause you cannot use your teeth for strength anymore you failure
you are such a failure
this is not motivational
this is a love song this is goodbye

amazing drawing down below my anus





Thursday, July 2, 2015

I don't want to write again

weee




I won't write much today so I am just going to write about weed and its influence around the poop community.
Weed doesn't make you poop different so that's it. I would try it in food like in Colorado restaurants. Seriously US government why don't you legalize weed you legalize gay stuff but won't legalize what it is important. Imagine weed poop all high and floating not in the toilet water but in the air. SO HIGH ABOVE LIKE A RAINBOW AND STUFF AND POOP. So me really tired and I got no inspiration no life and no future, my drawing skills waver me I have failed humanity and poopality fek fek fek fek
What is wrong with the poop lately it gets out but so squishy omg
I need to sleep more weed is not here and weed will never be
no 420
no 420 blze it
never blaze it no more
fake
fake life
fake poop
fake dump
fake toilet
everyone fake
so much poetry
so much everything
why is everything black now
not color
not colorless
not nothing
no opacity to 50%
nothing
sample text
SAMPLE TEXT
sample text everywhere
comic sans not
not here
pooop
and pencils
everywhere
I
have
no
life
here
is
da
poop
amaze
yourself
with
drawing
skillz
get rekt

it has an eyepatch is it samuel l jackson in the avengers it looks like it
maybe the avengers are not so bad
and antman will be good
maybe
life will get better
maybe toilet paper will bloom
maybe
maybe not
maybe go fek yourself