Ted 2 Review

Another Review

*sighs*

Poop is there for you when you fall, poop is always watching you and caressing you!!
What will happen if you cannot poop the next day!!!!

So I just watched TED 2 and it is funny I won't deny it but it is as funny as family guy,because Seth MacFarlane cannot change his jokes. They are funny jokes but they are always the same. I didn't see the movie about the west but I will watch it later and compare it to his other works.

But TED 2 is just not as good as TED 1.


I just cant summarize the movie because it is just that TED is property and so they fight at court and lose and then they meet Morgan Freeman. The crazy dude from the first film tries to disassemble Ted and then Mark Wahlberg almost dies and then Teddy is recognized as a human person.
And there are just too many awesome jokes and bad ones too but

HAHA the greatest Joke was the next Superman is going to be JONAH HILL!!!!

hahaha

That's it for a review today I did not crapped my pants today so it's something...
here amazing drawingL

May the 4th/Cinco de Mayo

Freaking May Holidays

Why are holidays so important? Because money!!! and money = POOP.
Which is the same as saying I eat money to eat poop to poop money to eat it again.
Why are 2 "holidays" together seriously?
I know 4th of may is important but Cinco de Mayo is not. It is Mexican okay?  and Mexican poop is weird and arrogant and it splashes all over the toilet without permission trying to copy american poop. It is disgusting. Not all Mexican poop is the same, we must admit it but I like more the idea of star wars holiday where we poop star wars figurines than a Mexican taco bell/Chipotle poop where diarrhea takes all over the place and even the arab poops can't do terrorism anymore. There is no clogging of the toilet... But either way this is the story of how these special days happened:

There was this Mexican toilet paper that like star wars and went to comic-con and decided that all Jedi poop should wear a sombrero so that the power beneath their smell should not invade Scotland.
So this poop went and screamed save the tacos, and the Mexican toilet paper said: "That's wacist" but it kept stealing the wiping process from the Jedi papers. Now the sith poops went all over the Fart Star and clogged the toilet without the permission of Scottish rogues holders, and now the american poop  began making money out of oil poop in the seventh dimension of the Empire and that is how poop began to war.
Then the war continue with lasers and beams and pew pew pew and shoot shoot shoot and bam bam bam and wow much wow very blood much spread so amaze.
And then the Jedi poop said to the Mexican Toilet Paper let's be friends and so they became friends and clogged the restaurants toilet together with much effort.  And that is why there are two "special" days  together in May.
Because spring summer and poop go together as toilet paper and water.

This story was boring okay? Don't hate just heat even the boxers can't win without running away like Mayweather. Pacquiao won because he poops faster and punches harder when he takes a dump, Mayweather won cause he is black and his poop is offended by racist jokes okay?
Life is hard if you don't poop well.

This drawing is lazy I was too racist talking about Mexican poops so I decided not to draw Mexican references except the poncho of the toilet paper but whatever.
It was a lie!

You know they like to fight in the dark with their glowing sticks, let them be... :'(