Poop Leg Workout

Motivation

We need motivation
to get up and poop at 3 am, it is hard I know you know we know everyone knows
BUT YOU MUST DO IT
YOU MUST GET UP AND TAKE ALL THE CRAP OUT OF YOUR SYSTEM SO THAT YOU CAN START YOUR DAY AND BE HAPPY FOR LIKE 2 HOURS A DAY
IT IS SOMETHING

so
here we go this is another poop workout

It works
it actually works
it helps muscle strength, balance and coordination, and flexibility and allows you to take bigger and larger and longer dumps so that you can feel the freshness inside you
yes
fresh
poop
coming out
of your
enormous anus
yes
so much poop
feel the mint
linux mint
aww yeahh


so here it goes:

3 x 15 air squats
3 x 15 closed feet air squats
3 x15 sumo squats
3 x15 cussack squats
3 x15 pistol squats
3x15 elevated lunges
3 x15 jumping lunges
3x15 jumping squats
3 x15 kneetucks
feel the burn yet?
feel the pain yet?
feel how much you hate yourself for been a fat crap yet?
no?
then
go on and repeat it 3 times
and then for cardio
rope skipping for 15 min  with lunges and squats integrated


so much HARDCORE

so much openness in your butt YOU ANUS will be so free
DO NOT CONFUSE THIS WITH GAY ANAL SEX OKAY!
DONT
PLZ DONT
THIS IS A CHILDRENS WORKOUT
IF YOU FEEL THENEED TO POOP WHILE WORKING OUT PLEASE GO AHEAD AND for each minute you are pooping increase 2 minutes of rope skipping

ok?
IF YOU DO NOT POOP WHILE WORKING OUT THEN
YOU GET TO POOP AT THE END A MASSIVE GIANT DUMP SO PROUD OF YOU AND YOU WILL CLOG THE TOILET AND YOUR FAMILY WILL ACCEPT YOU AS WHO YOU ARE
A MASSIVE FAT HARDCORE RIPPED LEGS POOPER
yes
that was so inspiring
yesh
that is what wee need
yesh
ohhh yeshhhhhhh



don't forget to change toilet paper rolls and be aware that maybe you will bleed

okay so I made an amazing drawing

I hope you love it and keep it in your hearts
love
mister poop-kun

May the 4th/Cinco de Mayo

Freaking May Holidays

Why are holidays so important? Because money!!! and money = POOP.
Which is the same as saying I eat money to eat poop to poop money to eat it again.
Why are 2 "holidays" together seriously?
I know 4th of may is important but Cinco de Mayo is not. It is Mexican okay?  and Mexican poop is weird and arrogant and it splashes all over the toilet without permission trying to copy american poop. It is disgusting. Not all Mexican poop is the same, we must admit it but I like more the idea of star wars holiday where we poop star wars figurines than a Mexican taco bell/Chipotle poop where diarrhea takes all over the place and even the arab poops can't do terrorism anymore. There is no clogging of the toilet... But either way this is the story of how these special days happened:

There was this Mexican toilet paper that like star wars and went to comic-con and decided that all Jedi poop should wear a sombrero so that the power beneath their smell should not invade Scotland.
So this poop went and screamed save the tacos, and the Mexican toilet paper said: "That's wacist" but it kept stealing the wiping process from the Jedi papers. Now the sith poops went all over the Fart Star and clogged the toilet without the permission of Scottish rogues holders, and now the american poop  began making money out of oil poop in the seventh dimension of the Empire and that is how poop began to war.
Then the war continue with lasers and beams and pew pew pew and shoot shoot shoot and bam bam bam and wow much wow very blood much spread so amaze.
And then the Jedi poop said to the Mexican Toilet Paper let's be friends and so they became friends and clogged the restaurants toilet together with much effort.  And that is why there are two "special" days  together in May.
Because spring summer and poop go together as toilet paper and water.

This story was boring okay? Don't hate just heat even the boxers can't win without running away like Mayweather. Pacquiao won because he poops faster and punches harder when he takes a dump, Mayweather won cause he is black and his poop is offended by racist jokes okay?
Life is hard if you don't poop well.

This drawing is lazy I was too racist talking about Mexican poops so I decided not to draw Mexican references except the poncho of the toilet paper but whatever.
It was a lie!

You know they like to fight in the dark with their glowing sticks, let them be... :'(  

Motivational Monday toilet again....

Don't Stop

When you are pooping and you wipe and you wipe and you still wipe and there is still poop in the toilet paper piece, you are working out!
You work out every day, you work out your finger muscles, biceps, triceps, ass cheeks, face muscles (from frustration faces) and your heart. Good Cardio! Much wow...

IF you feel pain or soreness in your body from wiping, doing the same movement over and over, remember PAIN IS GAIN..
REMEMBER ANUS MUST BE CLEAN
Not because morality, or you will smell later or bacteria and dangerous diseases that come from your intestines But because IT WILL ITCH, and THAT ITCH is the cause of all wars. What do you think  Hitler was thinking when he wanted to conquer Poland, it was not only his hatred for his own Jewish kind but also because HE DID NOT WIPE ENOUGH. HE HAD NO MOTHER TO TELL HIM HOW TO WIPE WHEN HE WAS LITTLE. HE WAS JUST A FREAKING ARTIST TRYING TO get better at painting so that he could wipe his ass with his beautiful paintings!!!
Why don't you get it!!!!
WIPING IS EVERYTHING!
So when you get tired of doing the wiping process every time, think of something fun while doing it.
Today while wiping I thought about the Last Naruto Movie, not the Boruto one...
that movie was the closing for all of the NaruHina shippers out there like me!!
It was awesome and better than Avengers Age of Ultron (SERIOUSLY QUICKSILVER DIES SO EASILY, EVEN POOP LASTS LONGER ON PAPER!!!!)
Naruto and Hinata love love and stuff
So now that you forgot time and you realize you are bleeding from your anus because you stopped the poop from spreading into your toilet paper you can now lift your underwear and pants and continue sleeping. BUT You must realize that UNTIL YOU finish your JOB you MUST NOT STOP, because then the ITCH WILL HURT YOU FOREVER!

Another thought to have in mind while wiping yourself is "Why does everybody in films do not poop?"

Here is the amazing drawing:

So basically don't stop when you are tired of wiping yourself, stop when you are clean.... or clean enough... wut wut wut

how to make senpai notice you

How to do that

You may try different things like:
 putting make up on
getting in shape
paint your nails
paint your lips
ignore senpai
kill senpai's family and friends
kidnapping senpai
break senpai's leg
break senpai's vertebrae
cut senpai's tongue
clip senpai's eye open
and then tell senpai to notice you with love

OR....


show senpai some poop love

How to do it:

Find some cute babypoop and show finger-senpai that you are mature enough to pull out the wiping of cute babypoop  with just you! yessss just you toilet paper piece you single toilet paper piece you are the one who can do it. You can show us how to make finger-senpai notice us! If Finger-senpai notices you Finger-senpai will be harsh enough to tear you when the dangerous process of wiping babypoop happens.
You are the legend toiletpaper piece you are my legend you are my hero you are THE hero Gotham toilets deserves.....

Finger-senpai will love you forever, and babypoop will be cute forever and all of you can be  happy family, and no one will have to die and you will save the earth our planet our poop our lives
You need to save the earth!!! You need to do it Toilet paper piece Don't use your swag you piece of toilet paper don't you ever do that again! If not the wiping process will get harsh and we'll bleed and babypoop will become rasterized and and and your computer will crash and then you will have to reboot it and re-install the OS AND YOU WILL FREAK OUT BECAUSE YOU LOST ALL YOUR POOP DRAWINGS AND THEN THE WORLD WILL COME TO AN END AND THEN YOU WILL START DRAWING MORE AND YOU WILL START A BLOG ABOUT THEM AND YOUR LIFE WILL BECOME THE REASON WHY YOU ARE DANCING IN THE MIRROR SINGING IN THE SHOWER LADA DEEE LADA DAA LADA DAAAA
SHOWER
DROP THE BASSS
DROP THE POOP
DON'T DROP THE POOP TOILET PAPER PIECE-KUN

DON'T DO IT
MAKE FINGER-SENPAI NOTICE YOU
MAKE ME NOTICE YOU
MAKE SENPAI NOTICE YOU
POOP IT OUT
wut
here is da drawing drawn by meh

Allahu akbar 2

ALLAHU AKBAR

The toilet papers are enraged against the poop toilet because they claim there is no equality because they are toilet papers and not poop, and they want to clog the toilet too. This outrageous. This is against nature. That's what she said. Meanwhile the radical toilet papers are throwing their suicide toilet paper pieces and shouting ALLAHU AKBAR, they are clogging the poor toilet. The toilet can't hold it anymore. It starts to cry and shout for help but there is no one, no one, not a single soul to help it. "Is this karma", the toilet thinks."Is it because I flushed all the other toilet papers and it was easy?" "Is it because I loved it and ate them all, and they are inside me and I loved it and I had no gag reflex?" 

The toilet determines it is time to let go and it let the pieces come inside it. 

The toilet papers are now diminishing by power and number and have no more comrades to help them, because there is no money to buy more toilet paper. Is this their demise? Is this revenge? Is this life? 

They still think they'll get 70 virgin toilets in heaven for what they've done, but I don't think so, I think that they are just in the drainage, and forgotten forever, they will not reincarnate nor go to heaven. There is no heaven for them maybe recycling but whatever.  

Hipster toiletpaper

Stop cleaning poop 

There is a new kind of toilet paper  outside our houses, outside our bathrooms, outside our toilets. They don't think they should wipe or clean poop. They think that is too mainstream to continue doing it. They believe that poop has freedom and should not be discriminated for what it does, feels like, smells, etc. They even believe that poop came from the highest step in poop evolution and that we should just let it be. This new trend is changing everything we know about poop and toilet paper relationships.  This is breath taking. This is deep as poop.  

The other or "normal" or mainstream toilet papers are now being prosecuted by the hands of these Hipster toilet paper. Life is changing as we know it. OMG

what is happening!!!!!! IS THIS WHAT POOP-SAMA WANTED!?!?!?!?

We don't know yet. We have asked the prosecuted mainstream toilet paper and they didn't even knew there was this trend running. They believe it is just a face that these toilet papers have undergone.  They think it will soon end. 

But we have asked also the poop population about thizzzzzzzz. 

Aandy and and andy And they said that although they are not against it, they think love is compromised and that their culture as such will have unexpected changes also. They fear for the toilet paper - poop couples that have lived in peace through ages. Their sanctity is compromised. Everyone is compromised. 

Must this trend stop or be stopped >???? 

We might not know right now but maybe later when  the toilet paper rolls speak. IS their opinion relevant!>? I don't know... We don't know... You don't know.... 

Has trending gone too far from the toilet IS THIS A REVOLUTION>??>GAKFAldfnladaljdf

Maybe.Maybe not. Maybe go poop yourself.

luv luv diz wut wut wut

You are part of me

Toilet paper and its little minions

Toilet paper needs help from its minions the toiletpaper pieces. They keep it alive everytime. EVERYTIME.   Toilet paper says: " Everypart of me wants you because you were made just for me" 

Deep stuff happening here 

Toilet paper watches the little pieces go to the wiping process and it saddens it that they will die after that but that is the circle of life and the law of nature and natural selection and life's plan.....

But deep insides toilet paper knows that one day it will end all alone and tossed just like them (the pieces) and that makes it a little bit more compliant with its roll. 

It's raining paper or why google adsense didn't accept me :'(

Raining paper 

So... I wanted to get google adsense to love me but.... it didn't... so.. it said that I had to... ummm have more like... elegant content in this blog so... Here I was attempting to write more than 500 words:

Okay so… I made this drawing with no inspiration whatsoever. What I was trying to express was the feeling of despair when you are cleaning yourself after pooping and you just keep on tearing pieces and pieces of paper. Then you think you are all done and clean because you sense no wetness, just that hard dryness (I don’t know if dryness if the specific terminology, but Microsoft Word approves of it so… let it be), and suddenly you get another piece of toilet paper and it is still dirty. It’s like OH MY GOD why WHY!!!

I just pooped little babypoop #babypoop OKAY, it was small and cute and whatever and it is still DIRTY.

And it is not like the splashy dirty or the still rests dirty; it is just the LINES DIRTY, but yeah whatever….

So pieces of toilet paper come and go, come and GO.  This reminds me of the song Karma Chameleon by Culture Club. 

"I'm a man without conviction I’m a man who doesn't know how to see a contradiction you come and go you come and goooo karma karma karma karma chameleon!!! You come and go

Pooping would be easy if your colors were like my dream: White no gold and clean, white no gold and clean…."

Something like that

So I've reached 256 words by now, I can’t think of anything more but okay:

"Karma karma karma chameleon you poop and go you poop and go

Every day is like a  survival you are my paper not my rival…..

You come and goooo you come and goo"

Okay 305 words I think it is something with better content isn’t it??? If not then  F U, J, I just wanted to draw poop… Is it so wrong is it???

Here is the drawing:

P.S.I did it I got google adsense-sama's approval I am happy!!! 

Go Beyond Your Limits

Go Beyond Your Limits

TP on One hand stand: Let's get out of the toilet and run free

RP on a planche:  The toilet is lava! 

St. Patrick's day poop!

We celebrate St. Patrick's Day because we poop everyday

Beer everywhere, vomit everywhere, poop, everywhere, urine everywhere, catpoop everywhere 
"Irish" everywhere, green everywhere

toilet paper everywhere.....

Strong motivation

 You need to be strong in life 

You never know how strong you are until there is no toilet paper near you....and you have to touch your baby poop -Vyen 

Toilet paper Motivation

Motivational Poster #1

"The only way to last more is to be better than the toilet paper used before you"

-Vyen 

Babypoop lullaby

Lullaby #1

Master Urine: I must destroy Babypoop #babypoop!!!!
Toilet: Don't!!! Destroy me instead, don't hurt the baby!!
TP: OMG 

Ghost of poop

Ghost

I keep going to the toilet to flush
'Cause I need something that can wash all again
And at most I'm sleeping all these papers away
But your ghost, the ghost of poop
It keeps my mistake
-Ella Henderson

We all end up the same

Every toilet paper 
will end the same whether 
it is double, single or triple layered. 
 A sad end awaits us all. 
The feels are strong with these ones. 

Clogging the toilet

Toilet: Don't clog me so hard Ripped Poop!!
RP: I'm gonna choke you so hard.
TP: OMG, this is it

Flushing in the deep

Flushing in the deep

I can't help feeling
We could have had it all
Flushing in the deep
You had my turds inside of your hole
And you splashed to the beat.

Monday it is now
To sing loud and flashy
Adele, we must now.
-Vyen

Workout motivation

TP: We are so ripped bro! Check them abs bruh BRO!Ripped Poop: We are so gonna clog that toilet tonight!!! 

"Train like crap everyday, feel like crap everyday. Clog that toilet!" -Vyen

Thursday Kawaii duckface #selfie

Poop: I am so kawaii ain't I?!
TP: Bitch you ain't shit SHIT!

Ash Wednesday

Father Poop and its followers