Showing posts with label clog. Show all posts
Showing posts with label clog. Show all posts

Wednesday, July 29, 2015

windows 10

ok



I am sorry I have not posted anything lately but I was sort of busy with stuff other than poop and interestingly I have pooped so little and not AT 6 AM like always but at 12 PM OMG 6 hours of difference is better than that song from deorro 5 hours ahh ahh ahh ahha ahhh, yeah not the version with chris brown fek chris brown looks like a clown everywhere......
so I upgraded to windows 10 and the only thing I do not have is cortana but everything else OMG
OMG
IT IS SO SMOOTH
THE UPGRADE DID NOT UNINSTALL MY SOFTWARE AT ALL
IT JUST TOOK LIKE 1 hour and a half but
but
and so many restarts
this is awesome
I think my ram will appreciate this and I hope cortana comes cums haha to my region soon.
If not I might have to tweak that but whatever.


So after effects runs better and faster as illustrator, word and office is the same photoshops runs faster and now the moment you've all been waiting for....internet explorer AKA Edge,
it is slightly faster than opera but never as fast as google chrome, it feels like safari or something like that I don't think I will use it so whatever


then there is no more start screen, even though I liked it, it is minimized and it resembles somewhat like a pro menu of windows xp, everything is really square and all my pirated software runs smooth no problems no need to crack it again or patch it.

I am so happy now I am taking such a big dump
and yeah so I clogged the toilet so hard yesterday My mother doesn't let me poop in that toilet so I only have one toilet left to clog and I am out.
This is so sad for the prophet of poops and I don't even know why.
I watched the Psycho Pass movie IT WAS AWESOME
but I expected more story not some side story... sighs

so good battles kogami for the win and that....

I am  currently watching a lot of animes and working on various amvs since it is time of contests and I shall participate to upgrade my level HOHOH
if i must
now
lets give you a kawaii windows 10 poop drawing

here it is




Wednesday, July 22, 2015

BAnana poop not minions

feking minons



I just pooped twice and in a row and I clogged the toilet not even clogging it from inside like always but outside seriously, it didn't even go through the hole the toilet could still keep running water
and you know why!
because it was shaped like a banana
and banana hard banana if you know what I mean

It was so hard so that I had to poke it with a toothpick to destroy it and let the water take it all.

Bananas are for minions but minions suck really suck
such a disaster
It is worse than my little pony
and I haven't seen my little pony the new series just the old one.
okay
I have no real desire to keep writing so here is the banana poop
drawing
i made
amaze yourselves.





Wednesday, April 1, 2015

Big Life Motivation

Motivate yourself




Motivate yourself to do what you cannot do today, but will do tomorrow. Eat more than you did today, and poop harder the next day. START TODAY POOP TODAY
POOP GROWS EVERYDAY
POOP LOVES YOU EVERYDAY
POOP NEEDS YOU
AND YOU NEED IT

See what happens if you don't poop a day!
Stop procrastinating and go poop yourself right now
TODAY IS THE DAY THAT I POOP
TODAY IS THE DAY THAT I CLOG THE TOILET
TODAY IS THE DAY MY LIFE CHANGES
Say that to yourself everytime you cannot poop because poop is the reason to live right here right now!
Is not pooping the way you want to live your life I GUESS NOT THEN CHANGE!!!
CHANGE IS EVERYTHING EAT MORE EAT POOP DREAM POOP DEFECATE POOP PRAISE POOP FOR POOP IS EVERYTHING AND EVERYONE

when you see a child with no mother or father you tell him YOU ARE NOT ALONE YOU POOP DON'T YOU THEN POOP POOP IS YOUR LIFE
when you see a man with no legs YOU TELL HIM TO POOP HARDER
when you see woman with no arms YOU TELL HER TO POOP FASTER
THAT IS Poop
that is life
OMG
poop



LOVE POOP




Sunday, March 8, 2015

TOILET RAGE!: STOP!


RAGE



Toilet: STOP CLOGGING ME FOR CRAP'S SAKE
Poop: STOP BEING SO SMALL AND TIGHT
TP: STOP BEING SO STUBBORN AND LET US THROUGH


TOILET: I CANNOT HOLD SO MUCH CRAP INSIDE ME GODDAMNIT

Friday, March 6, 2015

Overflush

Overflush


Silvertoilet: Poor Toilet he was over-clogged by the combined forces of Master Urine and Ripped Poop.
Toilet: RP-sama's and MU-sama's juices are pourring all over me!!! I couldn't hold it inside me!!! 

Silvertoilet: I'm... jealous....






Tuesday, March 3, 2015

I am loving it

I'm lovin' it 
- McDonald's  


Toilet: Fill me up good McPoop Brothers!!!
McPoop's: We are clogging  you so hard!!
Toilet:  I'm lovin' it YESSSSSS







Tuesday, February 24, 2015

Clogging the toilet


Toilet: Don't clog me so hard Ripped Poop!!
RP: I'm gonna choke you so hard.
TP: OMG, this is it



Friday, February 20, 2015

Workout motivation

TP: We are so ripped bro! Check them abs bruh BRO!Ripped Poop: We are so gonna clog that toilet tonight!!! 


"Train like crap everyday, feel like crap everyday. Clog that toilet!" -Vyen