FARTS Galantis Pharmacy Review

Fart counting

I farted today less than I would have any other day! you know why??
because I had less to eat I am starving, my poor poop didn't came out at 5 a.m. like normally does but instead until 2 p.m.. At least I clogged the toilet. I feel proud about it every time. No matter how hard they yell at me for clogging it, you know it feels right.

So Kuroko no Basuke ended today... the feels... but not so much because I had already finished the manga a year ago... I think?!

It was an awesome anime, one of the best sports anime ever made. I think the animators stayed very close to the manga and nothing was changed. The games were animated so hardcore, all the plays and everything. They knew what they were doing.  It was awesome. I did not cried cuz a poop should not cry, even though the situation is overwhelming a poop doesn't cries. A poop may only cry when getting out of the anus that is the only time you should cry.

So now we are going to do something different apart from deviating from the subject or main theme, we are now going to review music albums.
So here it goes,
10 poops for best and 0 worst so you may say how much you can crap in a song and with a song.
music helps yo
it helps yo anus to relax yo
yo

Galantis - Pharmacy

Forever tonight--  0 poops (it is monotonous somehow sorry but it is not good)
Gold DUST -- 9 poops (awesome song feel the vibe while you push down the soft poop) you are like gold dust it rains over meeeee awesome 10/10 ign would bang
In My Head-- 6 poops (it is a good song that is all I have to say)
Runaway --- 7 poops (IT WAS AN AWESOME SONG but BUT the radio and soundcloud and all the remixes made have make it boring but still is one of the best if not the best)
Dancin to the sound of a broken heart ---- 8 poops (catchy song)
Louder, harder, better ---- 7 poops (chilly/catchy song, wooo oooo wooo)
Kill em with the love ---- 0 poops annoying song annoying voice it hurts my stomach and anus all together
Call if you need m--- 7 poops (it is a good song but it reminds me of Down down  by jay sean) even if the sky is falling down
Peanut Butter Jelly---5 poops (not really good enough)
Firebird---10 poops (my favorite seriously good)
Dont Care---4 poops (I don't know when the voice is a male it is not good enough, except for gold dust)
You --- 6 poops (it is not a bad song but it also gets annoying after 1 min)
Water --- 4 poops (not good enough the same as dont care)

Okay so that was it for todayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy let's all take a dump together in music

here is the drawing

ALLAHU AKBAR AGAIN!!!!

This is awesome

The terrorism factions in the toilet have now begun to understand each others ideals and their common goal. Their common goal: destroy the toilet. To do this they must help each other and unite. They must mix together as a sole mass. Ass an ass ass an as an anus yeah syllable game yeah

Their power united is like five jet fuels in the 9/11 accident, even Bush couldn't have thought of THIS. THIS is why I am writing in capslock. 

Bush has no the answer to everyone and everything because Bush is a plant such as Bush Gardens. 

And Obama is hiding everything from us because he poops in different locations at different time zones, there is no escape to the conspiracy, there is no POOP inside a toilet anymore or a toilet paper roll in the public restrooms. Walmart doesn't have automatic toilets anymore is this because of skyline haha no it iskynet. So yeah the girl from game of thrones the hot one khaleesi it is hard to write that name, I can only imagine all the ghetto and ratchet girls named as her, but anyway, yeah that girl is in the new terminator movie which looks somewhat awful but until seen no judgment done. 

But yeah in the last game of thrones the queen mother queen cersei yeah thanks poop-sama got caged by the religious fanatics, and according to wikipedia's summary of the books, she will get naked soon!!

WOOO

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yeah so closing that parenthesis, 

the situation in the middle toilet has not changed since yesterday both toilet papers and poops are blasting the toilet as hard as they can. They do not care about religion or religious freedom any more they only want to blast the toilet they shout ALLAHU AKBAR  to the sky singing ALLAHU ALLAHU ALLAHU AKBAR bombs and kamikazes yay.

Poor toilet it is going to die, its drainage is going to get stuck so hard, and its hole is not going to be enough with all that material girls going inside it. Water will not overflow but it will use misdirection as Kuroko does in Kuroko no  basuke, and for those who have not read the manga yeah they win the game, in a miraculous shonen way.  

And that is how that manga ends, so sad. 

Now that the poops and tps are getting hard and breaking apart Toilet-kun, Finger senpai and Un-plugger sama are not here to help and we will see the continuation of this story in another episode of I DONT GIVE A POOP ABOUT SELF-RESPECT anymore, since ever. 

Pece out

get rekt

the amazing drawing down below....

my anus

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