Fantastic 4 Review 2015

Shame

Shame on this movie
shame on it

I think the previous ones were way better
This one had the actors, the visual effects the script at least 3/4 of it
and then
IT collapsed
in less than 13 minutes
omg
what happened
it was building so well
the story was growing
the characters where developped
and then
out of nowhere
well not out of nowhere but
it felt so weird like an episode of the walking dead
and then they are suddenly happy
the battle is like 30 seconds long and they defeat Dr. Doom so easily it is so awful
seriously
what happened
why was the movie not longer
I blame the editors here
because it started slowly getting good and then
blow


so yeah total crap
my crap this morning clogged 2 toilets
I am much impressed with my anus
and although I have not written every day like always I still think I can poop a little just a little once a week now.

I have been busy now :'(
so busy
it is lame

So I watched also Kiseiju or Parasyte the movie it felt weird and rushed
the actor was not like the character in the anime or the manga It felt weird
but at least it was way better than Fantastic Four

And I have been watching the Death Note Drama
and  it started good the actor for Yagami Light does it very well
but I think L is lacking way too much.

so yeah and now the aweful drawing
I spend like 3 minutes
painting

windows 10

ok

I am sorry I have not posted anything lately but I was sort of busy with stuff other than poop and interestingly I have pooped so little and not AT 6 AM like always but at 12 PM OMG 6 hours of difference is better than that song from deorro 5 hours ahh ahh ahh ahha ahhh, yeah not the version with chris brown fek chris brown looks like a clown everywhere......
so I upgraded to windows 10 and the only thing I do not have is cortana but everything else OMG
OMG
IT IS SO SMOOTH
THE UPGRADE DID NOT UNINSTALL MY SOFTWARE AT ALL
IT JUST TOOK LIKE 1 hour and a half but
but
and so many restarts
this is awesome
I think my ram will appreciate this and I hope cortana comes cums haha to my region soon.
If not I might have to tweak that but whatever.


So after effects runs better and faster as illustrator, word and office is the same photoshops runs faster and now the moment you've all been waiting for....internet explorer AKA Edge,
it is slightly faster than opera but never as fast as google chrome, it feels like safari or something like that I don't think I will use it so whatever


then there is no more start screen, even though I liked it, it is minimized and it resembles somewhat like a pro menu of windows xp, everything is really square and all my pirated software runs smooth no problems no need to crack it again or patch it.

I am so happy now I am taking such a big dump
and yeah so I clogged the toilet so hard yesterday My mother doesn't let me poop in that toilet so I only have one toilet left to clog and I am out.
This is so sad for the prophet of poops and I don't even know why.
I watched the Psycho Pass movie IT WAS AWESOME
but I expected more story not some side story... sighs

so good battles kogami for the win and that....

I am  currently watching a lot of animes and working on various amvs since it is time of contests and I shall participate to upgrade my level HOHOH
if i must
now
lets give you a kawaii windows 10 poop drawing

here it is

BAnana poop not minions

feking minons

I just pooped twice and in a row and I clogged the toilet not even clogging it from inside like always but outside seriously, it didn't even go through the hole the toilet could still keep running water
and you know why!
because it was shaped like a banana
and banana hard banana if you know what I mean

It was so hard so that I had to poke it with a toothpick to destroy it and let the water take it all.

Bananas are for minions but minions suck really suck
such a disaster
It is worse than my little pony
and I haven't seen my little pony the new series just the old one.
okay
I have no real desire to keep writing so here is the banana poop
drawing
i made
amaze yourselves.

Pee's got talent

TV shows

So basically what would happen if your poop had its own specific talent. Probably it will go to Britain's got talent or America's got talent or Afghanistan got oil .  Yes Afghanistan has oil... I guess.
Okay. Imagine your poop coming out of the toilet and singing or better having a dog and doing stupid tricks. Because that it is what these shows  have become. I could go up there and say I make poop blogs for life and they put a sad song behind my introduction scene. Yeah and then I go out there and Simon says: So what is your name? And I will say Mr. Toilet, How old are you? I am 103 sir. And the audience would go WOOOW and clap.  And then they will ask, so what is your act? and I would say I can pee a hundred liters  while singing and making drawings with my golden liquid.  And the audience would get in awe and disgust. And Simon would press the X, and David would look at Simon in disapproval asking "Why"? And so Simon says well.... good luck..
Some clapping from the audience.

And then music starts from the background something trendy like Taylor Swift Bad Blood, and Urine-san gets out and begins singing and dancing showing its dope skills. And the audience in awe claps. Alesha opens her mouth wide open just like when you can't get that poop out after a long hour of seating merciless in the toilet. And Amanda laughs like a cow after getting its tits sucked by grass poop. David just laughs and looks at Simon and  Simon just can't believe it so, he give the golden buzzer. And Urine-san has it there, It is going to the final. And dramatic music starts. And for the final the act is again Bad Blood by Taylor Swift. And it begins singing it. And there is like great turmoil and stuff. And blood goes everywhere and splashes while everyone looks at Urine Sama's amazing back flips and stuff.  And then everyone claps so hard they get blood and Selena Gomez appears from nowhere to just take a dump in the stage.
Then when the final decision is taken by the public some other crappy act of a cat touching a keyboard wins. And that was Urine-samas five minutes of dramatic success.

Life is Hard but there is always next year or X factor.

Lol
here is the amazing drawing.

Windows 8.1 pro fix

Yes this is a thing now I write windows fixing semi tutorials now

I hate windows so much right now :( It made me poop without feelings. I had a serious situation going on inside my intestines and it couldn't get out until I fixed this crappy operating system.
Why is it called operating system if it is such a failure at operating simple tasks like updating SERIOUSLY WHY IN THE POOP'S HOLY NAME HAPPENED WHY!>!>L!LE:

Is it because I am fat?
Is it because my poop is green now?
IS it because I changed the toilet paper roll twice in 3 hours?
Is it because  my anus couldn't get clean after mol times wipes?
Is it because of the chemistry between my glutes  (why is glutes on red omg, is it not a word Is it your FAULT MICROSOFT-SAMA IS IT YOUR FAULT AGAIN>!>#>>#>@) and the toilet seat?
So yeah I upgraded windows 8 pro with WINDOWS FREAKING MEDIA AWESOME MUCH WOW CENTER (windows 8 pro wmc) 64bits fek, wait I did not upgraded windows update did GAAAAAAAAAAAD, but okay and so first there was the black screen of death which I fixed in the past post haha past post or latter post or previous post yeah that is the right way to write it.
OMG I CRIED.
But I fixed it faking cmd COMMAND PROMPT FOR THE WIN
sO the next step was REACTIVATING THIS AWESOME OS
FAAEEEEEEEEEEEK
MY POOP couldn't get out and touch the refreshing toilet rivers. Oh poor poop it was really sad for it.
Ok the reactivation failed all activators failed kmspico kms mtk tool or something not even fakin skype worked, I couldn't watch anime or draw poop it was a nightmare
I couldn't write blogs, haha well I could but I wasn't feeling enough poop potential to overcome the sadness and not give a damn about not activating windows, also it WAS REALLY SLOW
SO I had another windows 8.1 pro in a booteable USB 2.0 HAHA AHAHAH Fajfldka;
and I installed that, keeping my files, and now I am finishing the installation and cracking of all my other programs, it was sad, I had to install all the drivers again, so
I WOULD NEVER upgrade again I will reformat always.
I hope windows 10 IS NOT THIS CRAPPY OMG
So after I installed windows 8.1 pro WITH NO MEDIA CENTER
then I had to wait like forever and then to activate it I used kmspico, IT WORKED AT LAST FEK

okay
Anime chan I am watching you right now
and I just pooped a lot I hope I can write more blogs now, I Want to do more videos now too.... I hope I can upgrade my laptop manually physically okay?

FEK I will go ALLAHU AKBAR TO ALL THE DAMN MICROSOFT OWNERS
I know BIll gates is not the ce o now so yeah....
here is a little drawing

This is a gif I don't know why I didnt uuploaded it as a png I AM SO LOST RIGHT NOW I NEED TO HAVE POOP INSPIRATION

ALIEN POOP 3 THE REKONING

WHAT

This is an alien poop story again. SO AMAZING SO HYPED MUCH WOW
So there was this alien poop that had to invade England. Why England you may ask? Keep asking.
There is no real answer to why England is the only place on earth apart from the U.S. that Obama will not sell aliens to.
SO this alien started a little war in a little farm in a little lake inside little island inside a little lake inside a tree. Why did it flew over there? We still have not find refutable evidence to tell otherwise. IS it because we have no real life anymore?
Maybe the toilet paper is getting us too close and we need to stop the fighting.  Toilet paper is becoming hipster again omg!!!
OMG
OMG

Is life so hard now that we have to fight aliens and hipster toilet papers?
Why can't we be at peace!!
Corruption in the toilets follow us everywhere!!!
Is it all OBAMA's fault?
Is 9/11 really a holiday?
Why is BUSH NOT HERE ANYMORE?
That is why we must sing Andy Grammer's song
Oh no poop I am good I could have another dump but I probably should not I got some toilet at home and If I stay I might need to poop alone!!
There is no rape in this story because I GOT TIRED and I NEED TO SLEEP SOME MORE BUT NOT IN THE TOILET BECAUSE MY LEGS HURT SO BAD!!!

here is the amazing drAAAAWING

surf poop

Is poop wateR?

poop swims in the waves of the toilet abyss towards the black tundra of the drainage in the sewers.
As it goes down and down it goes deeper and deeper.
It mixes with toilet paper and urine. The waves flow through it and towards it!

The beach ain't nothing for surf poop because this poop surfs away the pain.
The pain that goes on and on and never ends when you cannot take a good dump in the toilet.
Life is not always clogging the toilet it is also unclogging it.
When life is not unclogged and  the diarrhea gets out of the toilet, poop is there for you.
Poop is always there for you!
Love poop Love life
This is short I gotta go.

amazing drawing:

When I see you again

Sad drawing

This is a sad story about two beings whose fate was torn apart by humans.
Poop was born to be wiped out by toilet paper,  and toilet paper was made to touch poop. Their life cycle goes from birth to death by flushing down the toilet... But sometimes the toilet isn't powerful enough so toilet paper must be torn apart to pieces... messed up pieces into a trash can. Is this cruel enough?  Is this the meaning of life? Is this how all poops and toilet papers will end? Not together? Not how it was supposed to be? Think about it and don't let go of it, don't ever let go...  Protect them, cherish them and always tossed them together, not in the shower, not in the trash can but flush them together down the toilet...


Damn who knew?
All the spots we clean
Good things we've been through
That I'll be standing right here wiping you
Through another path
I know we loved to hit the flush and laugh
But Something told me that it wouldn't last
Had to switch up
Look at things different see the bigger picture
Those were the days
Hard Work forever pays
Now I see you in a better place

How could we not talk about family when family's all that we got?
Everything I went through you were standing there by my touch
and now you gon' be with me for the last flush

It's been a long day without you my friend
And I'll tell you all about it when I see you again (If I see you again)
We've come a long way from where we began
Oh I'll tell you all about it when I see you again
When I see you again

When I see you again
When we poop again
When we flush again

Tear up and watch the drawing:

Poop Reviews: Furious 7

Yes.... another one....

And this one is a late review... but I got no inspiration for craziness so let's do this woo hoo


So the poop starts with Jason Statham being awesome and throwing explosive diarrhea by walking away from explosions and poop. Then something more happened I don't remember it was not important.  Then Jason Statham throws poop at the rock and breaks his arm or something. Then Jason Statham burns Paul Walker's house and then Vin Diesel gets angry. And then Vin Diesel goes to Japan to meet the Tokyo Drift guy, and something happens, just talking and stuff. Then a funeral for someone I think it was mmm the Japanese guy I think. Then angry Vin Diesel goes to face angry Jason Statham and then some guy Mr. Nobody or something stops the fight before it begins and recruits the same crew, then I don't remember something about jumping from airplane to rescue the hot black British accent girl, I think I saw her in James  Bond, I don't know....
Okay so then bikinis and some rich Arab country, Vin Diesel drives a cool hypercar... wait I am going to google the name of the car so that I just post it on the tags later.... searching.....
I think it is Lykan Hypersport,  So yeah they fly the car through 3 buildings and then they destroy it like trash.  Then something about racing in another city and something about a hacking device and then something about guns and explosions and then cars and more explosions and missiles and a helicopter and yeah another black guy the one from Black Diamond and the Guardians of the Galaxy that does nothing.
Then mmm I think they did what they had to do and then the scene about Paul Walker and the song what was it called? mmm

Yes It has been a long time without you my friend and blah blah blah stuff tearjerking and pooping in the clouds. Paul Walker is dead get over it, he didn't have enough toilets in his house so he pooped in a car.
I can't believe Whiz Khalifa sings that I thought it was some decent guy, that poops more than just 3 times a day okay?

Okay so
Film Critic Poop says:
I didn't like it how they put so much emphasis in Paul Walker's death, just promotion and stuff really not even when you clog the toilet you flood it that much, but it's Hollywood so whatever.  And the really missing part of Paul Walker is that he was the one who did the awesome stunt car stuff not Vin Diesel, Vin Diesel was just like an immobile poop when flushing the toilet and now it does parkour outside the toilet wtf...
Well they  (the production) had to make some one do crazy stuff.  And Paul Walker only did the thing that does in the trailer with the bus falling off a cliff, that's it then he does nothing, I don't think He poops any more.. oh wait he is dead,... My Bad My anus bleeds nothing for him but poop okay?
Well I must say I wouldn't wipe my anus with this movie but it's better than the last one, I think I don't remember the last one.
Well At least I like the song...
It makes me poop at peace...
Here is the amazing drawing:

Get rekt

Get rekt m8

360 No scope poop I rekt you I rekt your mom last night poop who do you think I am 

I AM SWAG itself I am the one that knocks I am the one that wipes you off the face of the earth and anuses!!!! You will fear me You filthy plebeian!!!!! 

Swag isn't enough for me to wipe you poop!!! We live only one YOLO YOLO poop!!!

I can snipe you from like 3 toilets away you peasant!!! Mountain Dew and Doritos won't help you this time. DIE POOP DIE POOP!!!

I will 360 no 540 no 720 no 90 xxxxxx kill you no scoping you OMG 

SAMPLE TEXT YOU OMG 

You're breaking me. THAT's WHAT LAST NIGHT's POOP SAID LAST NIGHT. I HAVE TRAINED FOR THIS ALL MY LIFE I AM NOT LIKE 12 DAYS OLD I AM 13 DAYS OLD OKAY Mate MATE M8

Poop You ain't nothing on me poop I'll rekttttttttttttttttttt youuuuuuuuuuu!!!!!!

Allahu akbar 2

ALLAHU AKBAR

The toilet papers are enraged against the poop toilet because they claim there is no equality because they are toilet papers and not poop, and they want to clog the toilet too. This outrageous. This is against nature. That's what she said. Meanwhile the radical toilet papers are throwing their suicide toilet paper pieces and shouting ALLAHU AKBAR, they are clogging the poor toilet. The toilet can't hold it anymore. It starts to cry and shout for help but there is no one, no one, not a single soul to help it. "Is this karma", the toilet thinks."Is it because I flushed all the other toilet papers and it was easy?" "Is it because I loved it and ate them all, and they are inside me and I loved it and I had no gag reflex?" 

The toilet determines it is time to let go and it let the pieces come inside it. 

The toilet papers are now diminishing by power and number and have no more comrades to help them, because there is no money to buy more toilet paper. Is this their demise? Is this revenge? Is this life? 

They still think they'll get 70 virgin toilets in heaven for what they've done, but I don't think so, I think that they are just in the drainage, and forgotten forever, they will not reincarnate nor go to heaven. There is no heaven for them maybe recycling but whatever.  

Drowning Poop

Babypoop is drowning

Sometimes when you poop there are bubbles coming up out of the poop, but most of the time the gas or bubble comes out of a babypoop. It is as if they (the babypoops) are crying, drowning in the deep toilet hole. They are choking to death, there is no oxygen left in their tiny little brains. They die. Poop dies, babypoop dies, everyone dies. And just like a miracle we get to see it once every 10 poops.  

Respect

Go Beyond Your Limits

Go Beyond Your Limits

TP on One hand stand: Let's get out of the toilet and run free

RP on a planche:  The toilet is lava! 

Plunger-sama

Plunger-sama!

Toilet: Plunger-sama push harder plunge me harder UNCLOG ME AWW
Plunger-sama: I am doing all I can,  damn it!!! It's as hard as I can go!
Toilet: Then do it faster!!!! Make me spill all over..... splash it everywhere!!!
Plunger-Sama: I AM TRYING!!

Unclogged

Unclogging

Toilet: Finger-san you are unclogging me OMG OMG I am unclogging I can't hold it I can't hold it anymore FINGER-SAN OHHH FINGER-SAN!!!!

Finger-san: Shhhhh almost there almost there....

Toilet: OH Finger-san I'm splashing everything, everywhere OMG FINGER-SAN

Finger-san: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Toilet: I think I love you Finger-san

Finger-san: Everyone loves me ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

TOILET RAGE!: STOP!

RAGE

Toilet: STOP CLOGGING ME FOR CRAP'S SAKE
Poop: STOP BEING SO SMALL AND TIGHT
TP: STOP BEING SO STUBBORN AND LET US THROUGH

TOILET: I CANNOT HOLD SO MUCH CRAP INSIDE ME GODDAMNIT

Overflush

Overflush

Silvertoilet: Poor Toilet he was over-clogged by the combined forces of Master Urine and Ripped Poop.
Toilet: RP-sama's and MU-sama's juices are pourring all over me!!! I couldn't hold it inside me!!! 

Silvertoilet: I'm... jealous....

Terrorist Poop

ALLAHU AKBAR!!! 

Terrorist Poop uses diarrhea attack! 

Toilet: I can't hold it inside me anymore!!!

Terrorist Poop attack is very effective

Terrorist Poop: Mission accomplished 

I am loving it

I'm lovin' it 

- McDonald's  

Toilet: Fill me up good McPoop Brothers!!!
McPoop's: We are clogging  you so hard!!
Toilet:  I'm lovin' it YESSSSSS

Babypoop lullaby

Lullaby #1

Master Urine: I must destroy Babypoop #babypoop!!!!
Toilet: Don't!!! Destroy me instead, don't hurt the baby!!
TP: OMG