Wisdom tooth poop

Hardcore antman

I got my wisdom teeth extracted last friday, that is why I was so lazy and didn't poop at all (jk) lol  360 no scope

so
I never imagined it would take so long to get them extracted it was 3 hours of drilling my bone, awesome it felt like a SAW movie. well not felt, but I saw as I maintained the mouth opened, that was the hardest part, I can now understand you whores :P

I have no gag reflex if you know what I mean after spitting so much blood, that's what she said LOL GET REKT NOOB 720 NO SPOKE MLG

so
I could have drawn poops but I really didn't felt like it and instead I saw antman
faking antman
It was a good movie
they even mention spiderman as "we got someone who crawls"
Falcon gets rekt by antman
and who knew that Paul Rudd could be a good actor. HAHA
JK
359 no scope
so
this is a short one and non inspired stuff/poem about poops and wisdom tooth


wisdom poop
wisdom teeth
wisdom scoop
wisdom myth
I forgot
how to dream
about your mom
every stream
I had enough of your pain
and I have lost my gain
I need to crap
But I can't tap
the sadness in my poopless heart

AWWW
KAWAIII DESUUUUUUU

so now a haiku :

people die poop hurts
when you shart after hard teeth
extraction... now die

so
Teeth extraction goes with four anesthesia injections and  then they open mouth and begin destroying bone until no wisdom tooth is left. It takes more than 3 hours and if the roots are deep it takes more time and effort. The dentists sweat like pigs and yours truly too. You must grab your pain and feel it in your bones while opening your mouth, in a way it is like a violation. But then you begin to feel muscle pain not from your mouth but from you neck and back it is hard.

Then after they destroy the evil wisdom teeth they will clean your mouth yesh so clean so blood no traces just outside

and then you will try to poop and it will hurt cause you are hurting yourself cause you cannot use your teeth for strength anymore you failure
you are such a failure
this is not motivational
this is a love song this is goodbye

amazing drawing down below my anus

Poop Leg Workout

Motivation

We need motivation
to get up and poop at 3 am, it is hard I know you know we know everyone knows
BUT YOU MUST DO IT
YOU MUST GET UP AND TAKE ALL THE CRAP OUT OF YOUR SYSTEM SO THAT YOU CAN START YOUR DAY AND BE HAPPY FOR LIKE 2 HOURS A DAY
IT IS SOMETHING

so
here we go this is another poop workout

It works
it actually works
it helps muscle strength, balance and coordination, and flexibility and allows you to take bigger and larger and longer dumps so that you can feel the freshness inside you
yes
fresh
poop
coming out
of your
enormous anus
yes
so much poop
feel the mint
linux mint
aww yeahh


so here it goes:

3 x 15 air squats
3 x 15 closed feet air squats
3 x15 sumo squats
3 x15 cussack squats
3 x15 pistol squats
3x15 elevated lunges
3 x15 jumping lunges
3x15 jumping squats
3 x15 kneetucks
feel the burn yet?
feel the pain yet?
feel how much you hate yourself for been a fat crap yet?
no?
then
go on and repeat it 3 times
and then for cardio
rope skipping for 15 min  with lunges and squats integrated


so much HARDCORE

so much openness in your butt YOU ANUS will be so free
DO NOT CONFUSE THIS WITH GAY ANAL SEX OKAY!
DONT
PLZ DONT
THIS IS A CHILDRENS WORKOUT
IF YOU FEEL THENEED TO POOP WHILE WORKING OUT PLEASE GO AHEAD AND for each minute you are pooping increase 2 minutes of rope skipping

ok?
IF YOU DO NOT POOP WHILE WORKING OUT THEN
YOU GET TO POOP AT THE END A MASSIVE GIANT DUMP SO PROUD OF YOU AND YOU WILL CLOG THE TOILET AND YOUR FAMILY WILL ACCEPT YOU AS WHO YOU ARE
A MASSIVE FAT HARDCORE RIPPED LEGS POOPER
yes
that was so inspiring
yesh
that is what wee need
yesh
ohhh yeshhhhhhh



don't forget to change toilet paper rolls and be aware that maybe you will bleed

okay so I made an amazing drawing

I hope you love it and keep it in your hearts
love
mister poop-kun