Showing posts with label terrorism. Show all posts
Showing posts with label terrorism. Show all posts

Thursday, June 4, 2015

Kawaii Gator Allahu akbar

Allahu akbar once again....



I don't know why but all the allahu akbar posts get the more attention. Freaking terrorist poops they get what they deserve even after they are flushed down the toilet.  But here we are making fun of it again, we are damned we will perish in hell poop and we don't care cause poops go to the toilet and pee goes to hell.

So today Gator Draft number 354 is having a kawaii day and wants to cross the toilet-weeaboo river and watch anime chan and have higher thoughts with weed-sama and get to be with its adorable gator waifu-tan. BUT NO~
If it crosses the toilet weeaboo river sama, the poor baby kawaii poops will get drowned and the toilet will get clogged and they will perish soon and that is not how is meant to be for them. They must grow adapt to water, get hard and then they can anounce their wedding day and exchange pitiful experiences and thoughts about how fat they are and how they will not get a girlfriend or boyfriend never and that pizza is their only love for now.
And as Martin Luther King Jr. Would have said!!! I have A DREAM that one day both baby poops and gator poops will get together and live like friends and not slaves and masters, not like freaking Fate/Stay Night Unlimited Blade Works. WHAT The poop is going on there???
seriouslyyyyyyyyy

They took too much time making that battle with shiro and archer WHY WHY I know the effects and animation were climaxing and pooping hard themed but too long, I don't know what are they expecting, it felt like a filler, like the 5 minute battle Freeza and Goku in Namek. OMG
Why
I expect that they will change something or add something more to the story and that we will get another Fate series from UFOTABLE, they did great, Fate/Zero was awesome, and this season was awesome too, but Fate/zero still better.
So yeah that was Martin Luther King's dream....

But okay so gator san wants to cross the damn river but it will hurt baby poops so Terrorist Muslim or Islamis or Jihadist Allahu Akbar poops goes in defense of the babies. We don't know yet what will happen probably they will not get to their 70 virgin poops nuns heaven, but a great poop turmoil and it will appear like post-binge drinking and eating diarrhea. yeah

that is the end of this situation

and I have written more than last time

so here get rekt
this is much wow very etc
amaziignafjslad drawing heeereee

PS It took me more than5 minutes to draw diz one so plz dont hete me this is so hard to draw seriousliii

why so serious


Wednesday, May 27, 2015

ALLAHU AKBAR AGAIN!!!!

This is awesome


The terrorism factions in the toilet have now begun to understand each others ideals and their common goal. Their common goal: destroy the toilet. To do this they must help each other and unite. They must mix together as a sole mass. Ass an ass ass an as an anus yeah syllable game yeah

Their power united is like five jet fuels in the 9/11 accident, even Bush couldn't have thought of THIS. THIS is why I am writing in capslock. 
Bush has no the answer to everyone and everything because Bush is a plant such as Bush Gardens. 
And Obama is hiding everything from us because he poops in different locations at different time zones, there is no escape to the conspiracy, there is no POOP inside a toilet anymore or a toilet paper roll in the public restrooms. Walmart doesn't have automatic toilets anymore is this because of skyline haha no it iskynet. So yeah the girl from game of thrones the hot one khaleesi it is hard to write that name, I can only imagine all the ghetto and ratchet girls named as her, but anyway, yeah that girl is in the new terminator movie which looks somewhat awful but until seen no judgment done. 
But yeah in the last game of thrones the queen mother queen cersei yeah thanks poop-sama got caged by the religious fanatics, and according to wikipedia's summary of the books, she will get naked soon!!
WOOO
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yeah so closing that parenthesis, 
the situation in the middle toilet has not changed since yesterday both toilet papers and poops are blasting the toilet as hard as they can. They do not care about religion or religious freedom any more they only want to blast the toilet they shout ALLAHU AKBAR  to the sky singing ALLAHU ALLAHU ALLAHU AKBAR bombs and kamikazes yay.

Poor toilet it is going to die, its drainage is going to get stuck so hard, and its hole is not going to be enough with all that material girls going inside it. Water will not overflow but it will use misdirection as Kuroko does in Kuroko no  basuke, and for those who have not read the manga yeah they win the game, in a miraculous shonen way.  
And that is how that manga ends, so sad. 

Now that the poops and tps are getting hard and breaking apart Toilet-kun, Finger senpai and Un-plugger sama are not here to help and we will see the continuation of this story in another episode of I DONT GIVE A POOP ABOUT SELF-RESPECT anymore, since ever. 


Pece out
get rekt
the amazing drawing down below....
my anus
..
:)

Thursday, May 7, 2015

airplane poop

Blue poop


Is poop blue when it is high?
Is it like a lifeline when you poop in your trousers?
Is it enough to have poop inside your anus and not being able to scratch it out even though you fart and fart and nothing comes out?
What has become of poop now? Is it because 9/11 was an inside job?
How do you know jet fuel doesn't melt poop?
Were all the poops in the twin towers made of steel?
NO IT WAS NOT AN INSIDE JOB
IT WAS AND INSIDE OUtT JOB
THE ANUS WENT FULL RETARD
AND EXPLODED AND THEN IMPLODED
SO THAT THE LITTLE POOP PIECE WILL COME OUT AND FLY AGAIN LIKE A NORMAL stereotyped poop would.


Poop is blue now and that is how it should have always been!
Jet fuel doesn't melt steel beams  because fuel is a fossil and fossil is poop and poop doesn't melt poop okay?
They just merge !!
SO there must have been someone behind this mystery!
And that some one is some one else I haven't said yet.
Okay?
This is a short one okay I have issues and mistrust in everyone around me because their poop is not blue. And Terrorist poop is always trying to attack the unexpected allahu akbars in the world. Allahu akbar is not the only solution to everything okay?
You may also just dream of poop and wipe it all in the sand and in the sand paper and in the toilet paper and in gravel and in the memories of your ancient poops down the drainage in the recycling process making meat out of it. Bacteria poop meat that is new life now this is your life now okay!

Poop is life and poop is blue so life is blue now!

We are deep in the blue zone okay!?
HARDSHIPS doesn't end in an allahu akbar airplane poop because there is not enough space to poop inside an allahu akbar airplane poop!!!!


here is the drawing:


Thursday, April 16, 2015

Allahu akbar 2

ALLAHU AKBAR



The toilet papers are enraged against the poop toilet because they claim there is no equality because they are toilet papers and not poop, and they want to clog the toilet too. This outrageous. This is against nature. That's what she said. Meanwhile the radical toilet papers are throwing their suicide toilet paper pieces and shouting ALLAHU AKBAR, they are clogging the poor toilet. The toilet can't hold it anymore. It starts to cry and shout for help but there is no one, no one, not a single soul to help it. "Is this karma", the toilet thinks."Is it because I flushed all the other toilet papers and it was easy?" "Is it because I loved it and ate them all, and they are inside me and I loved it and I had no gag reflex?" 
The toilet determines it is time to let go and it let the pieces come inside it. 
The toilet papers are now diminishing by power and number and have no more comrades to help them, because there is no money to buy more toilet paper. Is this their demise? Is this revenge? Is this life? 
They still think they'll get 70 virgin toilets in heaven for what they've done, but I don't think so, I think that they are just in the drainage, and forgotten forever, they will not reincarnate nor go to heaven. There is no heaven for them maybe recycling but whatever.  

Thursday, March 5, 2015

Terrorist Poop

ALLAHU AKBAR!!! 



Terrorist Poop uses diarrhea attack! 

Toilet: I can't hold it inside me anymore!!!

Terrorist Poop attack is very effective

Terrorist Poop: Mission accomplished