TV shows
So basically what would happen if your poop had its own specific talent. Probably it will go to Britain's got talent or America's got talent or Afghanistan got oil . Yes Afghanistan has oil... I guess.
Okay. Imagine your poop coming out of the toilet and singing or better having a dog and doing stupid tricks. Because that it is what these shows have become. I could go up there and say I make poop blogs for life and they put a sad song behind my introduction scene. Yeah and then I go out there and Simon says: So what is your name? And I will say Mr. Toilet, How old are you? I am 103 sir. And the audience would go WOOOW and clap. And then they will ask, so what is your act? and I would say I can pee a hundred liters while singing and making drawings with my golden liquid. And the audience would get in awe and disgust. And Simon would press the X, and David would look at Simon in disapproval asking "Why"? And so Simon says well.... good luck..
Some clapping from the audience.
And then music starts from the background something trendy like Taylor Swift Bad Blood, and Urine-san gets out and begins singing and dancing showing its dope skills. And the audience in awe claps. Alesha opens her mouth wide open just like when you can't get that poop out after a long hour of seating merciless in the toilet. And Amanda laughs like a cow after getting its tits sucked by grass poop. David just laughs and looks at Simon and Simon just can't believe it so, he give the golden buzzer. And Urine-san has it there, It is going to the final. And dramatic music starts. And for the final the act is again Bad Blood by Taylor Swift. And it begins singing it. And there is like great turmoil and stuff. And blood goes everywhere and splashes while everyone looks at Urine Sama's amazing back flips and stuff. And then everyone claps so hard they get blood and Selena Gomez appears from nowhere to just take a dump in the stage.
Then when the final decision is taken by the public some other crappy act of a cat touching a keyboard wins. And that was Urine-samas five minutes of dramatic success.
Life is Hard but there is always next year or X factor.
Lol
here is the amazing drawing.
