Allahu akbar 2

ALLAHU AKBAR

The toilet papers are enraged against the poop toilet because they claim there is no equality because they are toilet papers and not poop, and they want to clog the toilet too. This outrageous. This is against nature. That's what she said. Meanwhile the radical toilet papers are throwing their suicide toilet paper pieces and shouting ALLAHU AKBAR, they are clogging the poor toilet. The toilet can't hold it anymore. It starts to cry and shout for help but there is no one, no one, not a single soul to help it. "Is this karma", the toilet thinks."Is it because I flushed all the other toilet papers and it was easy?" "Is it because I loved it and ate them all, and they are inside me and I loved it and I had no gag reflex?" 

The toilet determines it is time to let go and it let the pieces come inside it. 

The toilet papers are now diminishing by power and number and have no more comrades to help them, because there is no money to buy more toilet paper. Is this their demise? Is this revenge? Is this life? 

They still think they'll get 70 virgin toilets in heaven for what they've done, but I don't think so, I think that they are just in the drainage, and forgotten forever, they will not reincarnate nor go to heaven. There is no heaven for them maybe recycling but whatever.  

The resurrection of poop

Rejoice REJOICE

Don't cry anymore poops and toilet papers for the unspoken has happened. The evil is gone and the toilet is conquered..... the keys to the recycle bin are now open  and stuff....

Rejoice poops and toilet papers for the good news have spoken.....

Rejoice poops and toilet papers for Poop-sama has awoken....

Rejoice poops and toilet papers for Poop-sama has risen up to the heavens to meet up with Alienpoop

Poop-sama died before so that the toilet might be clogged by other poops and toilet papers and now he has risen so that the toilet might be unclogged and let others try to clog it. You will never clog it as Poop-sama did but you can at least try and you will be rewarded in poopheaven by alienpoop and poop-sama. 

You must remember always that poop-sama was the first one that clogged the toilet and brought together the poops and the toilet papers. Before then, the poops and toilet papers were at war. They hated each other and had no salvation left. There was suffering and broken pieces of paper with pieces of poop and the evil toilet just ate all of them. The flushes of redemption have come and all the poops and toilet papers must accept them.  

Accept Poop-sama as the first clogger and you, yes you POOP or Toilet Paper will be brought to recyclepoop/toiletpaper heaven. Alien poop rules over there and Poop-sama helps it with the transition. 

haha wtf

you can go pickup poop eggs in the unclogged toilet now if you wish......

Poop died for you

Poop-sama

Poop-sama died "DIEDED" so that the toilet could be clogged and the other poops may clog other toilets. Its sacrifice is what poop believers celebrate in this day. Why did poop-sama did this we don't know yet.... We may know some day but today we must just solemnly remember its suffering and the toilets massive water flowing to the floor. 

This is a sad story but one that the poop believers must remember for eternity for what is worth, poop-sama did something no ever poop had ever done before and that is its way to show the poops that poops have a second chance to clog toilets and that there is always a place after the clogging and that the toilet is not everything in life and that  poop is what we obtain at the end of our lives. 

So poop on and in remembrance of poop, we shall poop.

POOP IS US

Poop LOVES YOU AS YOU LOVE POOP

Protect your babies

Protect babies

Protect your babypoops from the evil father poop whose only reason in this world is to molest and rape babypoops. Every fatherpoop is filled with satan and bad poop. You must use Master Urine to separate the babys from the father poop, father poop will never cross the line between master urine and babypoop. You know why? Well I don't.... right now.... maybe later... maybe not....

Guess WHAT
WHAT
WUT
wHUT
WHUT
there is a hat in my poop that goes faster than the speed of love... yeah okay so now  that is why father poop may not cross master urine's line.   So we conclude that Father Poop might rape Babypoop and that the savior or police or whatever protects is Master Urine.

OMG I must be tripping or not whatever babypoop is cute.

love poop pls

St. Patrick's day poop!

We celebrate St. Patrick's Day because we poop everyday

Beer everywhere, vomit everywhere, poop, everywhere, urine everywhere, catpoop everywhere 
"Irish" everywhere, green everywhere

toilet paper everywhere.....

Terrorist Poop

ALLAHU AKBAR!!! 

Terrorist Poop uses diarrhea attack! 

Toilet: I can't hold it inside me anymore!!!

Terrorist Poop attack is very effective

Terrorist Poop: Mission accomplished 

Ash Wednesday

Father Poop and its followers