Showing posts with label unclog. Show all posts
Showing posts with label unclog. Show all posts

Saturday, May 9, 2015

surf poop

Is poop wateR?




poop swims in the waves of the toilet abyss towards the black tundra of the drainage in the sewers.
As it goes down and down it goes deeper and deeper.
It mixes with toilet paper and urine. The waves flow through it and towards it!

The beach ain't nothing for surf poop because this poop surfs away the pain.
The pain that goes on and on and never ends when you cannot take a good dump in the toilet.
Life is not always clogging the toilet it is also unclogging it.
When life is not unclogged and  the diarrhea gets out of the toilet, poop is there for you.
Poop is always there for you!
Love poop Love life
This is short I gotta go.

amazing drawing:






Tuesday, March 17, 2015

Plunger-sama

Plunger-sama!



Toilet: Plunger-sama push harder plunge me harder UNCLOG ME AWW
Plunger-sama: I am doing all I can,  damn it!!! It's as hard as I can go!
Toilet: Then do it faster!!!! Make me spill all over..... splash it everywhere!!!
Plunger-Sama: I AM TRYING!!




Thursday, March 12, 2015

Unclogged

Unclogging


Toilet: Finger-san you are unclogging me OMG OMG I am unclogging I can't hold it I can't hold it anymore FINGER-SAN OHHH FINGER-SAN!!!!

Finger-san: Shhhhh almost there almost there....

Toilet: OH Finger-san I'm splashing everything, everywhere OMG FINGER-SAN

Finger-san: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Toilet: I think I love you Finger-san

Finger-san: Everyone loves me ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)