ALIEN POOP 3 THE REKONING

WHAT

This is an alien poop story again. SO AMAZING SO HYPED MUCH WOW
So there was this alien poop that had to invade England. Why England you may ask? Keep asking.
There is no real answer to why England is the only place on earth apart from the U.S. that Obama will not sell aliens to.
SO this alien started a little war in a little farm in a little lake inside little island inside a little lake inside a tree. Why did it flew over there? We still have not find refutable evidence to tell otherwise. IS it because we have no real life anymore?
Maybe the toilet paper is getting us too close and we need to stop the fighting.  Toilet paper is becoming hipster again omg!!!
OMG
OMG

Is life so hard now that we have to fight aliens and hipster toilet papers?
Why can't we be at peace!!
Corruption in the toilets follow us everywhere!!!
Is it all OBAMA's fault?
Is 9/11 really a holiday?
Why is BUSH NOT HERE ANYMORE?
That is why we must sing Andy Grammer's song
Oh no poop I am good I could have another dump but I probably should not I got some toilet at home and If I stay I might need to poop alone!!
There is no rape in this story because I GOT TIRED and I NEED TO SLEEP SOME MORE BUT NOT IN THE TOILET BECAUSE MY LEGS HURT SO BAD!!!

here is the amazing drAAAAWING

Powermainstreamtoiletpaperrangers

Who you gonna call!!!

Go go go powermainstreamtoiletpaperrangersssssssssss! wuuu

The PMTPrangers (for short because seriously... no no no I think it's better PRANGERS... yeh yeh)

So the prangers have come to defeat the evil hipster toilet paper (yeah  ummm mmm nnnn HipsterPaper for short) so hipster paper is gonna die soon or whatever.  tttt ffttt

How did the prangers came to bee or be beee?

Well poop protector are rising against the hipsterpaper movement so it sounds befitting that (befitting hahahah whatever, I'm tired lalala lououou) this would happen.
will they take on the hipster paper now or tomorrow or yesterday?
maybe on friday cause it's fried egg fried egg

So the prangers are battling now the hipsterpaper, but HP has high hp and mana! and the prangers can't use pikachu to electrify it. Now HP is xrayvisioning with its no wiping poop lasers and the poor prangers are losing. BUT WAIT
They have another option to call the MEGAPOOPSAURUSTECHBOT which is a giant robot that shoots lasers and nukes so maybe they'll win with that.  But they are launching the nukes the other way! They are harming poop now. Hipster Paper is getting mad and it's using apple products to protect poop. Now poop is having a stroke because they cannot afford having iphones, ipads, imacs, icraps, ipaper, and they are going braless! YES BRALESS because poop never wore bras. The prangers are now very confused is it because they are Asian? or is it because they are filled with colorful dreams??!?!  The prangers are having a stroke too! Meanwhile HipsterPaper is laughing and criticizing other mainstream toilet paper.... what is going on!!!! We'll continue the story someday later okay
bye
I pooped you yesterday
not today
but yesterday yesterday's today?
okay
this is lame poop is not but this battle it is so mmm ballet poop ballet  it is
I don't know why they are Asian looking though. Is my poop not enough for the toilet paper what is wrong with my poop!!!

Hipster toiletpaper

Stop cleaning poop 

There is a new kind of toilet paper  outside our houses, outside our bathrooms, outside our toilets. They don't think they should wipe or clean poop. They think that is too mainstream to continue doing it. They believe that poop has freedom and should not be discriminated for what it does, feels like, smells, etc. They even believe that poop came from the highest step in poop evolution and that we should just let it be. This new trend is changing everything we know about poop and toilet paper relationships.  This is breath taking. This is deep as poop.  

The other or "normal" or mainstream toilet papers are now being prosecuted by the hands of these Hipster toilet paper. Life is changing as we know it. OMG

what is happening!!!!!! IS THIS WHAT POOP-SAMA WANTED!?!?!?!?

We don't know yet. We have asked the prosecuted mainstream toilet paper and they didn't even knew there was this trend running. They believe it is just a face that these toilet papers have undergone.  They think it will soon end. 

But we have asked also the poop population about thizzzzzzzz. 

Aandy and and andy And they said that although they are not against it, they think love is compromised and that their culture as such will have unexpected changes also. They fear for the toilet paper - poop couples that have lived in peace through ages. Their sanctity is compromised. Everyone is compromised. 

Must this trend stop or be stopped >???? 

We might not know right now but maybe later when  the toilet paper rolls speak. IS their opinion relevant!>? I don't know... We don't know... You don't know.... 

Has trending gone too far from the toilet IS THIS A REVOLUTION>??>GAKFAldfnladaljdf

Maybe.Maybe not. Maybe go poop yourself.

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