Showing posts with label song. Show all posts
Showing posts with label song. Show all posts

Thursday, May 21, 2015

ALIEN POOP 3 THE REKONING

WHAT


This is an alien poop story again. SO AMAZING SO HYPED MUCH WOW
So there was this alien poop that had to invade England. Why England you may ask? Keep asking.
There is no real answer to why England is the only place on earth apart from the U.S. that Obama will not sell aliens to.
SO this alien started a little war in a little farm in a little lake inside little island inside a little lake inside a tree. Why did it flew over there? We still have not find refutable evidence to tell otherwise. IS it because we have no real life anymore?
Maybe the toilet paper is getting us too close and we need to stop the fighting.  Toilet paper is becoming hipster again omg!!!
OMG
OMG

Is life so hard now that we have to fight aliens and hipster toilet papers?
Why can't we be at peace!!
Corruption in the toilets follow us everywhere!!!
Is it all OBAMA's fault?
Is 9/11 really a holiday?
Why is BUSH NOT HERE ANYMORE?
That is why we must sing Andy Grammer's song
Oh no poop I am good I could have another dump but I probably should not I got some toilet at home and If I stay I might need to poop alone!!
There is no rape in this story because I GOT TIRED and I NEED TO SLEEP SOME MORE BUT NOT IN THE TOILET BECAUSE MY LEGS HURT SO BAD!!!

here is the amazing drAAAAWING



Monday, May 4, 2015

When I see you again

Sad drawing




This is a sad story about two beings whose fate was torn apart by humans.
Poop was born to be wiped out by toilet paper,  and toilet paper was made to touch poop. Their life cycle goes from birth to death by flushing down the toilet... But sometimes the toilet isn't powerful enough so toilet paper must be torn apart to pieces... messed up pieces into a trash can. Is this cruel enough?  Is this the meaning of life? Is this how all poops and toilet papers will end? Not together? Not how it was supposed to be? Think about it and don't let go of it, don't ever let go...  Protect them, cherish them and always tossed them together, not in the shower, not in the trash can but flush them together down the toilet...


Damn who knew?
All the spots we clean
Good things we've been through
That I'll be standing right here wiping you
Through another path
I know we loved to hit the flush and laugh
But Something told me that it wouldn't last
Had to switch up
Look at things different see the bigger picture
Those were the days
Hard Work forever pays
Now I see you in a better place

How could we not talk about family when family's all that we got?
Everything I went through you were standing there by my touch
and now you gon' be with me for the last flush

It's been a long day without you my friend
And I'll tell you all about it when I see you again (If I see you again)
We've come a long way from where we began
Oh I'll tell you all about it when I see you again
When I see you again

When I see you again
When we poop again
When we flush again

Tear up and watch the drawing:




Saturday, April 18, 2015

FIRST YOUTUBE VIDEO

OMG


I hope it gets at least something :'(
I spent like 6xpoop hours on it, all of my life is my life's dream to make it.  I spent months drawing on paint and adobe illustrator, I spent half my life for this video.  I put everything on the line for this video, I even sold my poop, I DONATED POOP for THIS VIDEO. THIS IS MY LIFE NOW, I MAKE CRAPPY LITERALLY CRAPPY VIDEOS OF POOP. OMG Even the song is crappy. I don't know if this is excitement or extreme boredom. I don't know Some day maybe we poops we'll be famous or not whatever. LOL XOXOXOXOXO To virginity and beyond!!!

I lip sync like poop HAHA..... :'(
I tried to include all the major characters but whatever sorry father poop, jewish poop, bird poop, and othersssssss.


So I still have to write more so that people don't consider this spam so I am going to write the lyrics of the song :'(

Ohhh
Ooohhh
Ahhh
I wanna really wanna stop
but I just got the taste of it
I feel like I could fly with the poop on the moon
so poop hold my crap  you like making me wait for it
I feel I could die walking up to the room, oh yeah

Late night, pooping expedition
but how'd we get in this position?
It's way too son, I know this isn't poop
But I need to tell you something

I really really really really really like you
And I want you  .Do you want me? Do you poop me too?
I really really really really really like you
And I want you Do you want me>?? Do you poop me too!!!


Oh did I poop too much!!?!?!?
I'm so below my head
When we're out of touch
I really really really really really like you
And I poop you! Do you poop me? Do you want it poop????


It's like everything you say is a sweet excretion
All I wanna do is poop into your head
Yeah We could stay alone you and me in this temptation
Pooping on your lips (WUT), hanging on by thread, babypoop

Late night watching the inquisition....
god this song goes forever
what that lalalallaa
I'm pregnant from you poop
wut
wut
wut
get rektsssss


LINK TO VIDEO