Free poop

Poop's Questions

Is poop really free? I mean does it swim freestyle when its on the toilet water or does it just dives?

Is this a real life mystery or is this just some answer seeking question?  How do you know if your poop knows how to swim or dive? How do you know if your poop will drown? How do you know the level of slavery that your poop has?  What is the real attachment your poop has towards your anus? Is it going to slip away from you forever? Is it going to rain poop?  Is it going to walk again? What is the probability that one poop will splash another poop without making any sound in a rainy day? Are these questions stupid? Are we stupid? Is Jaden Smith my mentor? Are we real? Is poop real? Is food real? Is my anus real? Is your anus real? How can your poop be real if your anus is not real? Do you have a hernia? Does poop has hernias? Is your poop working out enough? Is your poop motivated enough? Why do ads keep popping from my poop? Why is this blog so stupid? Why can't my poop draw? Why can't my poop fly? Is it wrong to throw poop away?  Why is babypoop scared of these type of questions? Is it because we are discovering the meaning of poop? The meaning of life? 42 is not enough? OMG you need to poop 42 times a day for 42 days at age 42, that is it, that is the answer to poop! 

Protect your babies

Protect babies

Protect your babypoops from the evil father poop whose only reason in this world is to molest and rape babypoops. Every fatherpoop is filled with satan and bad poop. You must use Master Urine to separate the babys from the father poop, father poop will never cross the line between master urine and babypoop. You know why? Well I don't.... right now.... maybe later... maybe not....

Guess WHAT
WHAT
WUT
wHUT
WHUT
there is a hat in my poop that goes faster than the speed of love... yeah okay so now  that is why father poop may not cross master urine's line.   So we conclude that Father Poop might rape Babypoop and that the savior or police or whatever protects is Master Urine.

OMG I must be tripping or not whatever babypoop is cute.

love poop pls

Drowning Poop

Babypoop is drowning

Sometimes when you poop there are bubbles coming up out of the poop, but most of the time the gas or bubble comes out of a babypoop. It is as if they (the babypoops) are crying, drowning in the deep toilet hole. They are choking to death, there is no oxygen left in their tiny little brains. They die. Poop dies, babypoop dies, everyone dies. And just like a miracle we get to see it once every 10 poops.  

Respect

It's raining paper or why google adsense didn't accept me :'(

Raining paper 

So... I wanted to get google adsense to love me but.... it didn't... so.. it said that I had to... ummm have more like... elegant content in this blog so... Here I was attempting to write more than 500 words:

Okay so… I made this drawing with no inspiration whatsoever. What I was trying to express was the feeling of despair when you are cleaning yourself after pooping and you just keep on tearing pieces and pieces of paper. Then you think you are all done and clean because you sense no wetness, just that hard dryness (I don’t know if dryness if the specific terminology, but Microsoft Word approves of it so… let it be), and suddenly you get another piece of toilet paper and it is still dirty. It’s like OH MY GOD why WHY!!!

I just pooped little babypoop #babypoop OKAY, it was small and cute and whatever and it is still DIRTY.

And it is not like the splashy dirty or the still rests dirty; it is just the LINES DIRTY, but yeah whatever….

So pieces of toilet paper come and go, come and GO.  This reminds me of the song Karma Chameleon by Culture Club. 

"I'm a man without conviction I’m a man who doesn't know how to see a contradiction you come and go you come and goooo karma karma karma karma chameleon!!! You come and go

Pooping would be easy if your colors were like my dream: White no gold and clean, white no gold and clean…."

Something like that

So I've reached 256 words by now, I can’t think of anything more but okay:

"Karma karma karma chameleon you poop and go you poop and go

Every day is like a  survival you are my paper not my rival…..

You come and goooo you come and goo"

Okay 305 words I think it is something with better content isn’t it??? If not then  F U, J, I just wanted to draw poop… Is it so wrong is it???

Here is the drawing:

P.S.I did it I got google adsense-sama's approval I am happy!!! 

St. Patrick's day poop!

We celebrate St. Patrick's Day because we poop everyday

Beer everywhere, vomit everywhere, poop, everywhere, urine everywhere, catpoop everywhere 
"Irish" everywhere, green everywhere

toilet paper everywhere.....

Strong motivation

 You need to be strong in life 

You never know how strong you are until there is no toilet paper near you....and you have to touch your baby poop -Vyen 

Babypoop lullaby

Lullaby #1

Master Urine: I must destroy Babypoop #babypoop!!!!
Toilet: Don't!!! Destroy me instead, don't hurt the baby!!
TP: OMG 

Babypoop

Baby Poop

Isn't it lovely? isn't it wonderful? isn't it precious.... less than one minute old 

I never thought through pain I'd be making as lovely as it... but isn't it lovely made from pain... 

-Stevie Wonder