Pee's got talent

TV shows

So basically what would happen if your poop had its own specific talent. Probably it will go to Britain's got talent or America's got talent or Afghanistan got oil .  Yes Afghanistan has oil... I guess.
Okay. Imagine your poop coming out of the toilet and singing or better having a dog and doing stupid tricks. Because that it is what these shows  have become. I could go up there and say I make poop blogs for life and they put a sad song behind my introduction scene. Yeah and then I go out there and Simon says: So what is your name? And I will say Mr. Toilet, How old are you? I am 103 sir. And the audience would go WOOOW and clap.  And then they will ask, so what is your act? and I would say I can pee a hundred liters  while singing and making drawings with my golden liquid.  And the audience would get in awe and disgust. And Simon would press the X, and David would look at Simon in disapproval asking "Why"? And so Simon says well.... good luck..
Some clapping from the audience.

And then music starts from the background something trendy like Taylor Swift Bad Blood, and Urine-san gets out and begins singing and dancing showing its dope skills. And the audience in awe claps. Alesha opens her mouth wide open just like when you can't get that poop out after a long hour of seating merciless in the toilet. And Amanda laughs like a cow after getting its tits sucked by grass poop. David just laughs and looks at Simon and  Simon just can't believe it so, he give the golden buzzer. And Urine-san has it there, It is going to the final. And dramatic music starts. And for the final the act is again Bad Blood by Taylor Swift. And it begins singing it. And there is like great turmoil and stuff. And blood goes everywhere and splashes while everyone looks at Urine Sama's amazing back flips and stuff.  And then everyone claps so hard they get blood and Selena Gomez appears from nowhere to just take a dump in the stage.
Then when the final decision is taken by the public some other crappy act of a cat touching a keyboard wins. And that was Urine-samas five minutes of dramatic success.

Life is Hard but there is always next year or X factor.

Lol
here is the amazing drawing.

Poop is on fire

Why is poop on fire!

Poop has been on fire since ancient times. Since the beginning of time. Since the beginning of pooping. Since the beginning of ludicrous toilets and showers. Poop reigned all over the earth long before the first human appeared. It was a famous miracle down the flushing process.
But then dinosaurs became aware of the poop presence.   They became more furious and ferocious.  IT was as nothing had happened and something like that.
The war started between the pee and poop and the wetness was all over the world. The poops were loosing to water and yellowness while the pee were beginning to dry out. There was no hope for poop. But then poop-sama appeared and told them the truth about fire. Fire is nothing more than poop exploding in different refractive lenses. IT was not known to ancient poops since they were just too stupid. But now that they knew how to make fire with their bodies they held it together and began their training.
Meanwhile in the other universe there was this guy named poop poop, yes poop just like moon moon but poop poop is different. Somehow.
Okay?
Don't ask me
There is no more to the story of poop poop for now.
Let's continue with the fire.
So the poops trained every day and night and toilet and water until they could at least get 45 meters of fire done by the morning. And in the 10th day  they rested because they were tired from trying.
And so the well endowed and trained poops began to march towards the sunset and claim their independence from the pee and  dinosaurs, and water and yellowness and the great plains.
The great plains are not planes but plains just like the autocad ones.
Yes, this is true.
You might not see it today but maybe tomorrow.
So the poops regained conscience and began defeating their enemies. But
But
But
when they realized what they were doing it was not too late but too early.
And they retreated to the drainage and later on to the recycling process in the nearest town.
And so is the story of how poop discovered fire and went on fire and sung and had breast implants all over their face to show that they have won and conquered.
The poop conquerors remember 9/11 was an inside job, since jet fuel doesn't melt steal. And Bush is behind everything as Obama is behind the devil and Obama care and Osama was made by no other than I don't remember haha but it was shown last week on the news. It was supposed to be a shock but not for me since I was in the dramatic state of pooping hard. :)
Life is poop
Life is hard
Life is pee and love is poop

Here is the amaze drawing so wow much very tall fire

Motivational Urine

Life is pee

"Life is 10%pee and 90% poop." By someone who doesn't pee enough.  What is wrong with people who don't pee like 45 times a day (minimum). What is wrong with this society? is this because morality has gone to far?? What has morality done to society ?
We need to return to the old days! When we could pee everywhere!! pee in the shower pee outside the shower pee after the shower pee before the shower pee during the shower!!!

What would your kids think of you??? what would your grand kids think of you?
They won't  understand poop or urine or pee!!!
The true nature of excretions! The golden liquid that comes out when you are suffering!!!
Life is nothing without pee!
But after all poop is always the leader so I think the quote is right!
POOP IS ALL
POOP IS LIFE
AND ITS MESSENGER IS PEE
PEE MIXES WITH POOP IN THE TOILET
TO CREATE THE JUICE OF LIFE
AND THEN WE ARE BORN
WE ARE BORN AS POOP-SANS


WE ARE LOVE
WE ARE LIFE
You know nothing John Poop Snow Pee
Game of Thrones and poop mix good
okay

St. Patrick's day poop!

We celebrate St. Patrick's Day because we poop everyday

Beer everywhere, vomit everywhere, poop, everywhere, urine everywhere, catpoop everywhere 
"Irish" everywhere, green everywhere

toilet paper everywhere.....

Stop melting my heart

Poor Soft-Poop

Soft-Poop: Please, have mercy on me stop melting me... stop destroying my life.... the way you do Master Urine. 

Master Urine: You quit it, stop  melting my heart!

Master Urine

Urine make it rainUrine don't you stop the painToilet there's no gain- Vyen

Toilet let me peeLet me drop that thun thun thunLet it pour over.-Vyen