Showing posts with label love. Show all posts
Showing posts with label love. Show all posts

Saturday, May 9, 2015

surf poop

Is poop wateR?




poop swims in the waves of the toilet abyss towards the black tundra of the drainage in the sewers.
As it goes down and down it goes deeper and deeper.
It mixes with toilet paper and urine. The waves flow through it and towards it!

The beach ain't nothing for surf poop because this poop surfs away the pain.
The pain that goes on and on and never ends when you cannot take a good dump in the toilet.
Life is not always clogging the toilet it is also unclogging it.
When life is not unclogged and  the diarrhea gets out of the toilet, poop is there for you.
Poop is always there for you!
Love poop Love life
This is short I gotta go.

amazing drawing:






Wednesday, April 22, 2015

how to make senpai notice you

How to do that



You may try different things like:
 putting make up on
getting in shape
paint your nails
paint your lips
ignore senpai
kill senpai's family and friends
kidnapping senpai
break senpai's leg
break senpai's vertebrae
cut senpai's tongue
clip senpai's eye open
and then tell senpai to notice you with love

OR....


show senpai some poop love

How to do it:


Find some cute babypoop and show finger-senpai that you are mature enough to pull out the wiping of cute babypoop  with just you! yessss just you toilet paper piece you single toilet paper piece you are the one who can do it. You can show us how to make finger-senpai notice us! If Finger-senpai notices you Finger-senpai will be harsh enough to tear you when the dangerous process of wiping babypoop happens.
You are the legend toiletpaper piece you are my legend you are my hero you are THE hero Gotham toilets deserves.....

Finger-senpai will love you forever, and babypoop will be cute forever and all of you can be  happy family, and no one will have to die and you will save the earth our planet our poop our lives
You need to save the earth!!! You need to do it Toilet paper piece Don't use your swag you piece of toilet paper don't you ever do that again! If not the wiping process will get harsh and we'll bleed and babypoop will become rasterized and and and your computer will crash and then you will have to reboot it and re-install the OS AND YOU WILL FREAK OUT BECAUSE YOU LOST ALL YOUR POOP DRAWINGS AND THEN THE WORLD WILL COME TO AN END AND THEN YOU WILL START DRAWING MORE AND YOU WILL START A BLOG ABOUT THEM AND YOUR LIFE WILL BECOME THE REASON WHY YOU ARE DANCING IN THE MIRROR SINGING IN THE SHOWER LADA DEEE LADA DAA LADA DAAAA
SHOWER
DROP THE BASSS
DROP THE POOP
DON'T DROP THE POOP TOILET PAPER PIECE-KUN

DON'T DO IT
MAKE FINGER-SENPAI NOTICE YOU
MAKE ME NOTICE YOU
MAKE SENPAI NOTICE YOU
POOP IT OUT
wut
here is da drawing drawn by meh








Monday, April 20, 2015

Motivational Urine

Life is pee



"Life is 10%pee and 90% poop." By someone who doesn't pee enough.  What is wrong with people who don't pee like 45 times a day (minimum). What is wrong with this society? is this because morality has gone to far?? What has morality done to society ?
We need to return to the old days! When we could pee everywhere!! pee in the shower pee outside the shower pee after the shower pee before the shower pee during the shower!!!

What would your kids think of you??? what would your grand kids think of you?
They won't  understand poop or urine or pee!!!
The true nature of excretions! The golden liquid that comes out when you are suffering!!!
Life is nothing without pee!
But after all poop is always the leader so I think the quote is right!
POOP IS ALL
POOP IS LIFE
AND ITS MESSENGER IS PEE
PEE MIXES WITH POOP IN THE TOILET
TO CREATE THE JUICE OF LIFE
AND THEN WE ARE BORN
WE ARE BORN AS POOP-SANS


WE ARE LOVE
WE ARE LIFE
You know nothing John Poop Snow Pee
Game of Thrones and poop mix good
okay



Sunday, April 5, 2015

Move motivation


Move just move



Push yourself harder everyday so that you may spend less time pooping. Sometimes pooping slow is not the answer to your constipation, sometimes you need speed.  Move your bowels move  your inner self. Be aware that someday you will no longer be able to hold it. You will take a dump everywhere and you will have to use diapers.  You will get rashes and you will cry, you will bleed. Life is hard but as long as you can poop to your wishing time  you are safe. You are safe now.
Your poop is safe. Your ass is safe. Your asshole is safe. Sometimes it hurts and bleeds but that is how poop is. Poop is life poop is love poop is movement, you are movement you are poop. 
What
wut
wut
eat fiber
no laxatives







Tuesday, March 31, 2015

You are part of me

Toilet paper and its little minions


Toilet paper needs help from its minions the toiletpaper pieces. They keep it alive everytime. EVERYTIME.   Toilet paper says: " Everypart of me wants you because you were made just for me" 

Deep stuff happening here 

Toilet paper watches the little pieces go to the wiping process and it saddens it that they will die after that but that is the circle of life and the law of nature and natural selection and life's plan.....
But deep insides toilet paper knows that one day it will end all alone and tossed just like them (the pieces) and that makes it a little bit more compliant with its roll. 


Sunday, March 29, 2015

Relax be poop

Don't stress out




Be like poop, stay still, melt slowly or dry slowly depending on humidity and temperature of your surroundings.  Feel the breeze, the air flowing through you to you, enjoy while there are still not flies coming at you. Enjoy your warmth and moisture while it lasts, when you are cold and dry you are no different than soil.  Keep it simple. Enjoy the little things. 


Tuesday, March 24, 2015

Don't Discriminate Poop

Be poop



Poop comes out of everyone, anyone, everywhere, anywhere, everything, anything, every time, anytime.....
Poop comes in all shapes and sizes....
Love poop. Love life. Love toilet. Don't be racist. Be like poop, don't discriminate. Be like poop





Except transgenders, fat people and bronies seriously wtf 



Wednesday, March 18, 2015

Love Motivation

Poop loves


















"Forget all the reasons why it won't work and Believe the one reason why it will "
-Anonymous

Tuesday, March 17, 2015

Plunger-sama

Plunger-sama!



Toilet: Plunger-sama push harder plunge me harder UNCLOG ME AWW
Plunger-sama: I am doing all I can,  damn it!!! It's as hard as I can go!
Toilet: Then do it faster!!!! Make me spill all over..... splash it everywhere!!!
Plunger-Sama: I AM TRYING!!




Sunday, March 15, 2015

Catpoop

CAT POOP


This is cat poop, this is love, I will care for my cat poop until the day of dawn, life is like cat poop fluffy and cool, but then it gets harder to push and pull. Meow Meow, Eww Meww Eww, - Vyen


Saturday, March 14, 2015

PI poop π

Happy Pi Day


3.141592653

The day Pi-poop and Pie-poop are given birth.
2*π=360°

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Thursday, March 12, 2015

Unclogged

Unclogging


Toilet: Finger-san you are unclogging me OMG OMG I am unclogging I can't hold it I can't hold it anymore FINGER-SAN OHHH FINGER-SAN!!!!

Finger-san: Shhhhh almost there almost there....

Toilet: OH Finger-san I'm splashing everything, everywhere OMG FINGER-SAN

Finger-san: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Toilet: I think I love you Finger-san

Finger-san: Everyone loves me ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)



Wednesday, February 18, 2015

Notice me Finger-senpai!

Poop: Notice me Finger-senpai!
Please touch me.... 


"...of all pains, the greatest painIt is to love, but love in vain.” ― Abraham Cowley

Monday, February 16, 2015

Saturday, February 14, 2015

Finger-senpai

Please Finger-senpai don't be so rough!!

Valentine's poop

"Chill my poop for now 

And when the waves of love flow

Wet we'll be again"-Toilet paper to poop

--Vyen

Thursday, February 12, 2015

6 degrees of poop separation

you think the worst is a broken heart
What's gonna kill you

when your world splits down the middle

you're gonna think that you fixed yourself
 you see them out with someone else
 when you admit you may have fucked up a little