Showing posts with label os. Show all posts
Showing posts with label os. Show all posts

Tuesday, May 26, 2015

Windows 8.1 pro fix

Yes this is a thing now I write windows fixing semi tutorials now





I hate windows so much right now :( It made me poop without feelings. I had a serious situation going on inside my intestines and it couldn't get out until I fixed this crappy operating system.
Why is it called operating system if it is such a failure at operating simple tasks like updating SERIOUSLY WHY IN THE POOP'S HOLY NAME HAPPENED WHY!>!>L!LE:

Is it because I am fat?
Is it because my poop is green now?
IS it because I changed the toilet paper roll twice in 3 hours?
Is it because  my anus couldn't get clean after mol times wipes?
Is it because of the chemistry between my glutes  (why is glutes on red omg, is it not a word Is it your FAULT MICROSOFT-SAMA IS IT YOUR FAULT AGAIN>!>#>>#>@) and the toilet seat?
So yeah I upgraded windows 8 pro with WINDOWS FREAKING MEDIA AWESOME MUCH WOW CENTER (windows 8 pro wmc) 64bits fek, wait I did not upgraded windows update did GAAAAAAAAAAAD, but okay and so first there was the black screen of death which I fixed in the past post haha past post or latter post or previous post yeah that is the right way to write it.
OMG I CRIED.
But I fixed it faking cmd COMMAND PROMPT FOR THE WIN
sO the next step was REACTIVATING THIS AWESOME OS
FAAEEEEEEEEEEEK
MY POOP couldn't get out and touch the refreshing toilet rivers. Oh poor poop it was really sad for it.
Ok the reactivation failed all activators failed kmspico kms mtk tool or something not even fakin skype worked, I couldn't watch anime or draw poop it was a nightmare
I couldn't write blogs, haha well I could but I wasn't feeling enough poop potential to overcome the sadness and not give a damn about not activating windows, also it WAS REALLY SLOW
SO I had another windows 8.1 pro in a booteable USB 2.0 HAHA AHAHAH Fajfldka;
and I installed that, keeping my files, and now I am finishing the installation and cracking of all my other programs, it was sad, I had to install all the drivers again, so
I WOULD NEVER upgrade again I will reformat always.
I hope windows 10 IS NOT THIS CRAPPY OMG
So after I installed windows 8.1 pro WITH NO MEDIA CENTER
then I had to wait like forever and then to activate it I used kmspico, IT WORKED AT LAST FEK

okay
Anime chan I am watching you right now
and I just pooped a lot I hope I can write more blogs now, I Want to do more videos now too.... I hope I can upgrade my laptop manually physically okay?

FEK I will go ALLAHU AKBAR TO ALL THE DAMN MICROSOFT OWNERS
I know BIll gates is not the ce o now so yeah....
here is a little drawing

This is a gif I don't know why I didnt uuploaded it as a png I AM SO LOST RIGHT NOW I NEED TO HAVE POOP INSPIRATION

Wednesday, April 22, 2015

how to make senpai notice you

How to do that



You may try different things like:
 putting make up on
getting in shape
paint your nails
paint your lips
ignore senpai
kill senpai's family and friends
kidnapping senpai
break senpai's leg
break senpai's vertebrae
cut senpai's tongue
clip senpai's eye open
and then tell senpai to notice you with love

OR....


show senpai some poop love

How to do it:


Find some cute babypoop and show finger-senpai that you are mature enough to pull out the wiping of cute babypoop  with just you! yessss just you toilet paper piece you single toilet paper piece you are the one who can do it. You can show us how to make finger-senpai notice us! If Finger-senpai notices you Finger-senpai will be harsh enough to tear you when the dangerous process of wiping babypoop happens.
You are the legend toiletpaper piece you are my legend you are my hero you are THE hero Gotham toilets deserves.....

Finger-senpai will love you forever, and babypoop will be cute forever and all of you can be  happy family, and no one will have to die and you will save the earth our planet our poop our lives
You need to save the earth!!! You need to do it Toilet paper piece Don't use your swag you piece of toilet paper don't you ever do that again! If not the wiping process will get harsh and we'll bleed and babypoop will become rasterized and and and your computer will crash and then you will have to reboot it and re-install the OS AND YOU WILL FREAK OUT BECAUSE YOU LOST ALL YOUR POOP DRAWINGS AND THEN THE WORLD WILL COME TO AN END AND THEN YOU WILL START DRAWING MORE AND YOU WILL START A BLOG ABOUT THEM AND YOUR LIFE WILL BECOME THE REASON WHY YOU ARE DANCING IN THE MIRROR SINGING IN THE SHOWER LADA DEEE LADA DAA LADA DAAAA
SHOWER
DROP THE BASSS
DROP THE POOP
DON'T DROP THE POOP TOILET PAPER PIECE-KUN

DON'T DO IT
MAKE FINGER-SENPAI NOTICE YOU
MAKE ME NOTICE YOU
MAKE SENPAI NOTICE YOU
POOP IT OUT
wut
here is da drawing drawn by meh