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Thursday, May 28, 2015

Poop Work OUT

Yes we do work outs now

Hello fellow citizens or denizens of the toilet area, here we are united together all of us inside us, to follow the instructions and wisdom and knowledge of Ripped-poop.
RP has a 6 pack and awesome pecks even though poops have no body RP HAS.
RP has always been the most powerful and useful in the poop realm, because of its sexiness and harshness. RP is so hard to get out of your anus that you will bleed and it hurts itai itai and there is nothing you can do to stop RP from getting out once its head is out or lower body. IF YOU STOP PUSHING it will hurt more and RP will be cut in half and the half that continues inside your anus will stay there UNTIL there is another poop. AND IT WILL ITCH AND HURT like hell. There is no salvation no not one.
Respect RP it is the saviour of humanity and toiletry. OMG GOOGLE WHY DO YOU HATE BRITISH WORDS SO MUCH GAAAAAAAD I can't write saviour as saviour I have to write it as savior. I think my settings are in american I must change it. Murica. There is no freedom and no 9/11. It was all a lie. America controls everything and their poops are incoming towards every other country. It is not safe for everyone or anyone. Poops protect your children and toilet papers fix yourselves.

Okay so RP is going to tell us how It got its six pack:
RP: "SO like ummm while passing through the intestinal conduct as I was created. my lower body and upper body had to move a lot and maintaining a hollow body position and front levers and back levers and dragon flags all over my journey..... Oh like the hobbit but more boring... So then When I got to the anus I realized I was too ripped to get through so I had to work my biceps and triceps and deltoids and stuff and pecs and collarbone and nipples.... Yeah it was hard, But I used my knowledge in calisthenics and gymnastics to do that, there were no lifts there... the only stuff you could lift was yourself! You'll amaze yourself what you can do inside the rectum haha haha... so finally I was strong enough to get out of the anus and splashed into the toilet water and realized that I wouldn't dissolve like the other poops... that is the moment I knew I was special... so I am going to show an easy workout routine that will help you acquire the fitness and muscle development you desire....

Do this only in the toilet:
Sit ups from the toilet: 3x25
Pistol squats: 3x15 each leg (don't touch the water)
diamond push-ups: 3x10 with legs in the upper toilet
pylometric or dynamic push ups: 3x5 with legs in the upper toilet
clap push up or double clap: 3x5 trying to get higher than the toilet seat and returning to ground without splashing all over like diarrhea
planche from the toilet 30 secs x5
handstand pushups from toilet seat 3x5
dragon flags from upper toilet 3x15
yeah
That is all you have to do
and when you fall into the toilet water do 35min of swimming in circles before it flushes in.

I hope this helps you get a better and healthy poop body"

So there it is RP is giving you what you need next time RP will give you its villi diet.

Wow so fat so amazing so hardcore very wow much awe
here the amazing drawing, well it is a motivational poster fat people of the world.

Make your poop be slimmer now! CALL I-DONT-CARE-800 right now and you will get free toilet paper sheets to wipe your poop sweat off.

Sunday, April 26, 2015

Motivational Monday toilet again....

Don't Stop

When you are pooping and you wipe and you wipe and you still wipe and there is still poop in the toilet paper piece, you are working out!
You work out every day, you work out your finger muscles, biceps, triceps, ass cheeks, face muscles (from frustration faces) and your heart. Good Cardio! Much wow...

IF you feel pain or soreness in your body from wiping, doing the same movement over and over, remember PAIN IS GAIN..
REMEMBER ANUS MUST BE CLEAN
Not because morality, or you will smell later or bacteria and dangerous diseases that come from your intestines But because IT WILL ITCH, and THAT ITCH is the cause of all wars. What do you think Hitler was thinking when he wanted to conquer Poland, it was not only his hatred for his own Jewish kind but also because HE DID NOT WIPE ENOUGH. HE HAD NO MOTHER TO TELL HIM HOW TO WIPE WHEN HE WAS LITTLE. HE WAS JUST A FREAKING ARTIST TRYING TO get better at painting so that he could wipe his ass with his beautiful paintings!!!
Why don't you get it!!!!
WIPING IS EVERYTHING!
So when you get tired of doing the wiping process every time, think of something fun while doing it.
Today while wiping I thought about the Last Naruto Movie, not the Boruto one...
that movie was the closing for all of the NaruHina shippers out there like me!!
It was awesome and better than Avengers Age of Ultron (SERIOUSLY QUICKSILVER DIES SO EASILY, EVEN POOP LASTS LONGER ON PAPER!!!!)
Naruto and Hinata love love and stuff
So now that you forgot time and you realize you are bleeding from your anus because you stopped the poop from spreading into your toilet paper you can now lift your underwear and pants and continue sleeping. BUT You must realize that UNTIL YOU finish your JOB you MUST NOT STOP, because then the ITCH WILL HURT YOU FOREVER!

Another thought to have in mind while wiping yourself is "Why does everybody in films do not poop?"

Here is the amazing drawing:

So basically don't stop when you are tired of wiping yourself, stop when you are clean.... or clean enough... wut wut wut

Monday, April 20, 2015

Motivational Urine

Life is pee

"Life is 10%pee and 90% poop." By someone who doesn't pee enough. What is wrong with people who don't pee like 45 times a day (minimum). What is wrong with this society? is this because morality has gone to far?? What has morality done to society ?
We need to return to the old days! When we could pee everywhere!! pee in the shower pee outside the shower pee after the shower pee before the shower pee during the shower!!!

What would your kids think of you??? what would your grand kids think of you?
They won't understand poop or urine or pee!!!
The true nature of excretions! The golden liquid that comes out when you are suffering!!!
Life is nothing without pee!
But after all poop is always the leader so I think the quote is right!
POOP IS ALL
POOP IS LIFE
AND ITS MESSENGER IS PEE
PEE MIXES WITH POOP IN THE TOILET
TO CREATE THE JUICE OF LIFE
AND THEN WE ARE BORN
WE ARE BORN AS POOP-SANS

WE ARE LOVE
WE ARE LIFE
You know nothing John Poop Snow Pee
Game of Thrones and poop mix good
okay

Sunday, April 12, 2015

Poop hard

Motivation

You need to accomplish great things in life like pooping massive amounts of solids. The more solid your poop, the easier it will get clogged the toilet. Some toilets aren't made for your poops, and you must accept that as a law. Life is hard and so is poop, but you will know how hard it will get and if it will bleed! Deep yourself in thought while pooping that is how you become a philosopher. Don't look at your mobile device LOOK AT YOUR POOP. PUT A MIRROR SO THAT YOU CAN SEE HOW HARD IS GETTING OUT. THAT IS LIFE THAT IS POOP.

Poop harder live better!

Life is not enough for poop you must increase your poop rate everyday. Don't be happy with what you accomplish today, work harder so that your poop becomes stronger. You won't notice the changes PEOPLE will notice your changes. THE TOILET will notice your changes AND YES

you may have to change the toilet pipes to bigger ones and invest BUT THAT IS WHY YOU WERE MADE FOR TO POOP. NO OTHER ANIMAL CAN POOP LIKE YOU (except every other animal) YOU ARE DIFFERENT (except you are not) YOU CAN ACCOMPLISH BIG THINGS YES ACCOMPLISH BIG DUMPS. DUMP YOUR GIRLFRIEND, BOYFRIEND, SO THAT YOUR POOP BECOMES THE MUST IMPORTANT PART OF YOUR LIFE. THERE is no LOVE without POOP and no POOP without LOVE AND no poop without BLOOD.

BELIEVE IN YOURSELF

GET DUMPED TO THE TOILET AND SWIM LIKE POOP BE POOP FEEL POOP YOU ARE POOP.

Sunday, April 5, 2015

Move motivation

Move just move

Push yourself harder everyday so that you may spend less time pooping. Sometimes pooping slow is not the answer to your constipation, sometimes you need speed. Move your bowels move your inner self. Be aware that someday you will no longer be able to hold it. You will take a dump everywhere and you will have to use diapers. You will get rashes and you will cry, you will bleed. Life is hard but as long as you can poop to your wishing time you are safe. You are safe now.

Your poop is safe. Your ass is safe. Your asshole is safe. Sometimes it hurts and bleeds but that is how poop is. Poop is life poop is love poop is movement, you are movement you are poop.

What

wut

eat fiber

no laxatives

Wednesday, April 1, 2015

Big Life Motivation

Motivate yourself

Motivate yourself to do what you cannot do today, but will do tomorrow. Eat more than you did today, and poop harder the next day. START TODAY POOP TODAY
POOP GROWS EVERYDAY
POOP LOVES YOU EVERYDAY
POOP NEEDS YOU
AND YOU NEED IT

See what happens if you don't poop a day!
Stop procrastinating and go poop yourself right now
TODAY IS THE DAY THAT I POOP
TODAY IS THE DAY THAT I CLOG THE TOILET
TODAY IS THE DAY MY LIFE CHANGES
Say that to yourself everytime you cannot poop because poop is the reason to live right here right now!
Is not pooping the way you want to live your life I GUESS NOT THEN CHANGE!!!
CHANGE IS EVERYTHING EAT MORE EAT POOP DREAM POOP DEFECATE POOP PRAISE POOP FOR POOP IS EVERYTHING AND EVERYONE

when you see a child with no mother or father you tell him YOU ARE NOT ALONE YOU POOP DON'T YOU THEN POOP POOP IS YOUR LIFE
when you see a man with no legs YOU TELL HIM TO POOP HARDER
when you see woman with no arms YOU TELL HER TO POOP FASTER
THAT IS Poop
that is life
OMG
poop

LOVE POOP

Sunday, March 29, 2015

Relax be poop

Don't stress out

Be like poop, stay still, melt slowly or dry slowly depending on humidity and temperature of your surroundings. Feel the breeze, the air flowing through you to you, enjoy while there are still not flies coming at you. Enjoy your warmth and moisture while it lasts, when you are cold and dry you are no different than soil. Keep it simple. Enjoy the little things.