When I see you again

Sad drawing

This is a sad story about two beings whose fate was torn apart by humans.
Poop was born to be wiped out by toilet paper,  and toilet paper was made to touch poop. Their life cycle goes from birth to death by flushing down the toilet... But sometimes the toilet isn't powerful enough so toilet paper must be torn apart to pieces... messed up pieces into a trash can. Is this cruel enough?  Is this the meaning of life? Is this how all poops and toilet papers will end? Not together? Not how it was supposed to be? Think about it and don't let go of it, don't ever let go...  Protect them, cherish them and always tossed them together, not in the shower, not in the trash can but flush them together down the toilet...


Damn who knew?
All the spots we clean
Good things we've been through
That I'll be standing right here wiping you
Through another path
I know we loved to hit the flush and laugh
But Something told me that it wouldn't last
Had to switch up
Look at things different see the bigger picture
Those were the days
Hard Work forever pays
Now I see you in a better place

How could we not talk about family when family's all that we got?
Everything I went through you were standing there by my touch
and now you gon' be with me for the last flush

It's been a long day without you my friend
And I'll tell you all about it when I see you again (If I see you again)
We've come a long way from where we began
Oh I'll tell you all about it when I see you again
When I see you again

When I see you again
When we poop again
When we flush again

Tear up and watch the drawing:

Poop Reviews: Furious 7

Yes.... another one....

And this one is a late review... but I got no inspiration for craziness so let's do this woo hoo


So the poop starts with Jason Statham being awesome and throwing explosive diarrhea by walking away from explosions and poop. Then something more happened I don't remember it was not important.  Then Jason Statham throws poop at the rock and breaks his arm or something. Then Jason Statham burns Paul Walker's house and then Vin Diesel gets angry. And then Vin Diesel goes to Japan to meet the Tokyo Drift guy, and something happens, just talking and stuff. Then a funeral for someone I think it was mmm the Japanese guy I think. Then angry Vin Diesel goes to face angry Jason Statham and then some guy Mr. Nobody or something stops the fight before it begins and recruits the same crew, then I don't remember something about jumping from airplane to rescue the hot black British accent girl, I think I saw her in James  Bond, I don't know....
Okay so then bikinis and some rich Arab country, Vin Diesel drives a cool hypercar... wait I am going to google the name of the car so that I just post it on the tags later.... searching.....
I think it is Lykan Hypersport,  So yeah they fly the car through 3 buildings and then they destroy it like trash.  Then something about racing in another city and something about a hacking device and then something about guns and explosions and then cars and more explosions and missiles and a helicopter and yeah another black guy the one from Black Diamond and the Guardians of the Galaxy that does nothing.
Then mmm I think they did what they had to do and then the scene about Paul Walker and the song what was it called? mmm

Yes It has been a long time without you my friend and blah blah blah stuff tearjerking and pooping in the clouds. Paul Walker is dead get over it, he didn't have enough toilets in his house so he pooped in a car.
I can't believe Whiz Khalifa sings that I thought it was some decent guy, that poops more than just 3 times a day okay?

Okay so
Film Critic Poop says:
I didn't like it how they put so much emphasis in Paul Walker's death, just promotion and stuff really not even when you clog the toilet you flood it that much, but it's Hollywood so whatever.  And the really missing part of Paul Walker is that he was the one who did the awesome stunt car stuff not Vin Diesel, Vin Diesel was just like an immobile poop when flushing the toilet and now it does parkour outside the toilet wtf...
Well they  (the production) had to make some one do crazy stuff.  And Paul Walker only did the thing that does in the trailer with the bus falling off a cliff, that's it then he does nothing, I don't think He poops any more.. oh wait he is dead,... My Bad My anus bleeds nothing for him but poop okay?
Well I must say I wouldn't wipe my anus with this movie but it's better than the last one, I think I don't remember the last one.
Well At least I like the song...
It makes me poop at peace...
Here is the amazing drawing:

Baby poop can't sleep

Baby cries

Why does baby poop can't sleep? Is this like a test like a spiritual test or something. You know the feeling when the little piece of crap is stuck in your anus and you try to force it out but you'll start bleeding intestines first. The stupid little piece of crap can't get out no matter how hard you try. Well that is a babypoop stuck between your rectal muscles. This situation is sad and frustrating. Is like deciding whether you want to die with a grenade exploding inside your heart or shot to

death bullet by bullet from your appendages to your inner core. That is pain, there is no greater pain than a broken heart they said, but I say this is:having a poop stocked in your rectum.

Life is hard and you gotta work to lift some of its harshness, but nothing really nothing will take away the hole that the feeling of a stocked poop. 

The solution for this problem is to keep trying to force it out until your legs are numb and your muscles are all sprained and you already know you are now paraplegic. You will no longer use your extremities or your anus. There is no reason to keep on trimming your anus hairs. 

OR 

You can wait until some more poop accumulates and sticks to the little poop at the end of your massive bleeding anus. 

Singing lullabies to the babypoops will not help not today not tomorrow. So just keep on living as a vegetable or a banana all your life from now on forever and ever 5ever. U got rekt bro by a freaking babypoop. You couldn't let it sleep and it kept crying tearing apart your insides, while you try to call God and in that moment is when you need to have faith and believe that that little freaking piece of poop will get out safely and sound. And when you hear the splash in the toilet and feel the relief in your anus popping out and trying to return to its original shape, you will see another day. 

So don't let the baby cry, make it sleep make it die, abortion is the way brothers and sisters abort your poop that is the way of life, there is no turnabout. Peace.

Poop died for you

Poop-sama

Poop-sama died "DIEDED" so that the toilet could be clogged and the other poops may clog other toilets. Its sacrifice is what poop believers celebrate in this day. Why did poop-sama did this we don't know yet.... We may know some day but today we must just solemnly remember its suffering and the toilets massive water flowing to the floor. 

This is a sad story but one that the poop believers must remember for eternity for what is worth, poop-sama did something no ever poop had ever done before and that is its way to show the poops that poops have a second chance to clog toilets and that there is always a place after the clogging and that the toilet is not everything in life and that  poop is what we obtain at the end of our lives. 

So poop on and in remembrance of poop, we shall poop.

POOP IS US

Poop LOVES YOU AS YOU LOVE POOP

Dead poop motivation

Death quote

"It is not death that a poop should fear, but it should fear never beginning to flush"- Marcus Aurelius

The poop life is hard or soft or liquid, so is its death.
Learn from poop, apply the knowledge and wisdom given unto you by your morning dump.

Drowning Poop

Babypoop is drowning

Sometimes when you poop there are bubbles coming up out of the poop, but most of the time the gas or bubble comes out of a babypoop. It is as if they (the babypoops) are crying, drowning in the deep toilet hole. They are choking to death, there is no oxygen left in their tiny little brains. They die. Poop dies, babypoop dies, everyone dies. And just like a miracle we get to see it once every 10 poops.  

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