how to make senpai notice you

How to do that

You may try different things like:
 putting make up on
getting in shape
paint your nails
paint your lips
ignore senpai
kill senpai's family and friends
kidnapping senpai
break senpai's leg
break senpai's vertebrae
cut senpai's tongue
clip senpai's eye open
and then tell senpai to notice you with love

OR....


show senpai some poop love

How to do it:

Find some cute babypoop and show finger-senpai that you are mature enough to pull out the wiping of cute babypoop  with just you! yessss just you toilet paper piece you single toilet paper piece you are the one who can do it. You can show us how to make finger-senpai notice us! If Finger-senpai notices you Finger-senpai will be harsh enough to tear you when the dangerous process of wiping babypoop happens.
You are the legend toiletpaper piece you are my legend you are my hero you are THE hero Gotham toilets deserves.....

Finger-senpai will love you forever, and babypoop will be cute forever and all of you can be  happy family, and no one will have to die and you will save the earth our planet our poop our lives
You need to save the earth!!! You need to do it Toilet paper piece Don't use your swag you piece of toilet paper don't you ever do that again! If not the wiping process will get harsh and we'll bleed and babypoop will become rasterized and and and your computer will crash and then you will have to reboot it and re-install the OS AND YOU WILL FREAK OUT BECAUSE YOU LOST ALL YOUR POOP DRAWINGS AND THEN THE WORLD WILL COME TO AN END AND THEN YOU WILL START DRAWING MORE AND YOU WILL START A BLOG ABOUT THEM AND YOUR LIFE WILL BECOME THE REASON WHY YOU ARE DANCING IN THE MIRROR SINGING IN THE SHOWER LADA DEEE LADA DAA LADA DAAAA
SHOWER
DROP THE BASSS
DROP THE POOP
DON'T DROP THE POOP TOILET PAPER PIECE-KUN

DON'T DO IT
MAKE FINGER-SENPAI NOTICE YOU
MAKE ME NOTICE YOU
MAKE SENPAI NOTICE YOU
POOP IT OUT
wut
here is da drawing drawn by meh

Get rekt

Get rekt m8

360 No scope poop I rekt you I rekt your mom last night poop who do you think I am 

I AM SWAG itself I am the one that knocks I am the one that wipes you off the face of the earth and anuses!!!! You will fear me You filthy plebeian!!!!! 

Swag isn't enough for me to wipe you poop!!! We live only one YOLO YOLO poop!!!

I can snipe you from like 3 toilets away you peasant!!! Mountain Dew and Doritos won't help you this time. DIE POOP DIE POOP!!!

I will 360 no 540 no 720 no 90 xxxxxx kill you no scoping you OMG 

SAMPLE TEXT YOU OMG 

You're breaking me. THAT's WHAT LAST NIGHT's POOP SAID LAST NIGHT. I HAVE TRAINED FOR THIS ALL MY LIFE I AM NOT LIKE 12 DAYS OLD I AM 13 DAYS OLD OKAY Mate MATE M8

Poop You ain't nothing on me poop I'll rekttttttttttttttttttt youuuuuuuuuuu!!!!!!

You are part of me

Toilet paper and its little minions

Toilet paper needs help from its minions the toiletpaper pieces. They keep it alive everytime. EVERYTIME.   Toilet paper says: " Everypart of me wants you because you were made just for me" 

Deep stuff happening here 

Toilet paper watches the little pieces go to the wiping process and it saddens it that they will die after that but that is the circle of life and the law of nature and natural selection and life's plan.....

But deep insides toilet paper knows that one day it will end all alone and tossed just like them (the pieces) and that makes it a little bit more compliant with its roll. 

It's raining paper or why google adsense didn't accept me :'(

Raining paper 

So... I wanted to get google adsense to love me but.... it didn't... so.. it said that I had to... ummm have more like... elegant content in this blog so... Here I was attempting to write more than 500 words:

Okay so… I made this drawing with no inspiration whatsoever. What I was trying to express was the feeling of despair when you are cleaning yourself after pooping and you just keep on tearing pieces and pieces of paper. Then you think you are all done and clean because you sense no wetness, just that hard dryness (I don’t know if dryness if the specific terminology, but Microsoft Word approves of it so… let it be), and suddenly you get another piece of toilet paper and it is still dirty. It’s like OH MY GOD why WHY!!!

I just pooped little babypoop #babypoop OKAY, it was small and cute and whatever and it is still DIRTY.

And it is not like the splashy dirty or the still rests dirty; it is just the LINES DIRTY, but yeah whatever….

So pieces of toilet paper come and go, come and GO.  This reminds me of the song Karma Chameleon by Culture Club. 

"I'm a man without conviction I’m a man who doesn't know how to see a contradiction you come and go you come and goooo karma karma karma karma chameleon!!! You come and go

Pooping would be easy if your colors were like my dream: White no gold and clean, white no gold and clean…."

Something like that

So I've reached 256 words by now, I can’t think of anything more but okay:

"Karma karma karma chameleon you poop and go you poop and go

Every day is like a  survival you are my paper not my rival…..

You come and goooo you come and goo"

Okay 305 words I think it is something with better content isn’t it??? If not then  F U, J, I just wanted to draw poop… Is it so wrong is it???

Here is the drawing:

P.S.I did it I got google adsense-sama's approval I am happy!!! 

You are tearing me apart! Finger-senpai!

Tearing me apart

Toilet paper: Finger-senpai you are tearing me apart!It hurts!! it hurts!!!
Toiletpaper piece: I will touch you soon Poop-san
Poop:  Soon...