Showing posts with label get rekt. Show all posts
Showing posts with label get rekt. Show all posts

Tuesday, May 19, 2015

Alligator poop

New draft



So I decided to make a new draft because the old one was not kawaii enough and I think a gator poop should have more opportunities not because it is black but because it is green.  There is no helping for this.

I have seen so many racist jokes in my life but none against green people. Not the Irish there are many for the Irish. I mean literal green people. Is it because their poop is green?
Is it because they smoke weed everyday like snoop dogg or dog, I don't even know how to write his name is so difficult right now.
This poop is coming out strong I think all the lettuce and kale is making me flourish into a new poop master. I think healthy eating is not good enough for now I need to poop more.
What if I use vegan and high fiber products will it help?
Will the morning diarrhea stop?
Will my life get pooped stronger.
Is the toilet paper going to resist this temptation?
Is the toilet paper high enough for your expectations?
Is the toilet paper high as gator poop is right now?
420 rek it blaze it noobs
okay!
MLPG or something like that.
Barney is not dead yet we must kill him.
Not Barney from How I met your mother but barney the fat pervert dinosaur.
Why is evil poop always from dinosaurs?
Why isn't poop hard enough to not make me wipe myself GOOOOOOOOOD
There is no afterlife after pooping okay>?
Pooping is everything. There is no grammar over there.
Seriously.
Do gators have anuses or just little holes?
Are gators lolis?
Do lolis call gator poop senpai?
Is this how a weeaboo poop should behave?
Teach me the ways senpai  please google adsense sama teach me your unholy ways!!!!!
I am pleased with your  natural domination pleaseeeeeeeeeee onegai shimasuuuu
Anata wa rekt desuuuuuuu
Gator poop BAKA!
Gator poop chan is getting so kawaiiiii
fek
this is the beautiful draft
it looks more kawaiii


Wednesday, May 6, 2015

Was poop dead?

Dead poop




If you are pooping and you knowing clap your cheeks yes your ass cheeks!
If you are peeing and you knowing pee the pool, yes the swimming pool
IF you are peeing or you are pooping then better get over it next time! YAY!

How does poop poop?
That is the question
What if poop poops >>??

OMG I have no inspiration again to write or draw BUT GUESS WHAT FEK IT

FEK GET REKT THEN GET FEKT AGAIN

okay now time for the writing stupidity flow:

that is how alien poops rapes little baby poops in the ocean of despair and the the probe  THE PROBE it touches all the baby poops and doesn't let go of the medicine!
The long tongue of darkness touches babypoop.

Why is alienpoop green? why isn't it grey like the other ones? WHy is life so hard for alien poop? Is it because it only gets out of the anus every four months? Is it because it lives in space in the vacuum where no one poops and so it gets chokes by the excessive amount of star dust okay?!@#@RGFA

If alien poop poops then it becomes acid and flies away to the rainbow to kill leprechauns HA! I Could write that word at once, no need of autocorrect DAMN ME
I Am so powerful right now the words can go out of me as poop drains knowledge out my anus and drops it to the toilet. GLORIOUS ANUS POOP that giveth us the right to know alien poop and its peers.

I think this is the end of the stupidity rape train so here is the drawing:
deer with it okay okay poop inspiration flow senpai doesn't notice me today okay?
Life is hard as a hard log poop that clogs the toilet in one take okay ? I am tired I even pooped little abortion dwarfs today okay?FAfja;df
alien poop is life now!





Friday, April 17, 2015

Get rekt

Get rekt m8




360 No scope poop I rekt you I rekt your mom last night poop who do you think I am 
I AM SWAG itself I am the one that knocks I am the one that wipes you off the face of the earth and anuses!!!! You will fear me You filthy plebeian!!!!! 
Swag isn't enough for me to wipe you poop!!! We live only one YOLO YOLO poop!!!
I can snipe you from like 3 toilets away you peasant!!! Mountain Dew and Doritos won't help you this time. DIE POOP DIE POOP!!!
I will 360 no 540 no 720 no 90 xxxxxx kill you no scoping you OMG 
SAMPLE TEXT YOU OMG 
You're breaking me. THAT's WHAT LAST NIGHT's POOP SAID LAST NIGHT. I HAVE TRAINED FOR THIS ALL MY LIFE I AM NOT LIKE 12 DAYS OLD I AM 13 DAYS OLD OKAY Mate MATE M8
Poop You ain't nothing on me poop I'll rekttttttttttttttttttt youuuuuuuuuuu!!!!!!