ALIEN POOP 3 THE REKONING

WHAT

This is an alien poop story again. SO AMAZING SO HYPED MUCH WOW
So there was this alien poop that had to invade England. Why England you may ask? Keep asking.
There is no real answer to why England is the only place on earth apart from the U.S. that Obama will not sell aliens to.
SO this alien started a little war in a little farm in a little lake inside little island inside a little lake inside a tree. Why did it flew over there? We still have not find refutable evidence to tell otherwise. IS it because we have no real life anymore?
Maybe the toilet paper is getting us too close and we need to stop the fighting.  Toilet paper is becoming hipster again omg!!!
OMG
OMG

Is life so hard now that we have to fight aliens and hipster toilet papers?
Why can't we be at peace!!
Corruption in the toilets follow us everywhere!!!
Is it all OBAMA's fault?
Is 9/11 really a holiday?
Why is BUSH NOT HERE ANYMORE?
That is why we must sing Andy Grammer's song
Oh no poop I am good I could have another dump but I probably should not I got some toilet at home and If I stay I might need to poop alone!!
There is no rape in this story because I GOT TIRED and I NEED TO SLEEP SOME MORE BUT NOT IN THE TOILET BECAUSE MY LEGS HURT SO BAD!!!

here is the amazing drAAAAWING

Was poop dead?

Dead poop

If you are pooping and you knowing clap your cheeks yes your ass cheeks!
If you are peeing and you knowing pee the pool, yes the swimming pool
IF you are peeing or you are pooping then better get over it next time! YAY!

How does poop poop?
That is the question
What if poop poops >>??

OMG I have no inspiration again to write or draw BUT GUESS WHAT FEK IT

FEK GET REKT THEN GET FEKT AGAIN

okay now time for the writing stupidity flow:

that is how alien poops rapes little baby poops in the ocean of despair and the the probe  THE PROBE it touches all the baby poops and doesn't let go of the medicine!
The long tongue of darkness touches babypoop.

Why is alienpoop green? why isn't it grey like the other ones? WHy is life so hard for alien poop? Is it because it only gets out of the anus every four months? Is it because it lives in space in the vacuum where no one poops and so it gets chokes by the excessive amount of star dust okay?!@#@RGFA

If alien poop poops then it becomes acid and flies away to the rainbow to kill leprechauns HA! I Could write that word at once, no need of autocorrect DAMN ME
I Am so powerful right now the words can go out of me as poop drains knowledge out my anus and drops it to the toilet. GLORIOUS ANUS POOP that giveth us the right to know alien poop and its peers.

I think this is the end of the stupidity rape train so here is the drawing:
deer with it okay okay poop inspiration flow senpai doesn't notice me today okay?
Life is hard as a hard log poop that clogs the toilet in one take okay ? I am tired I even pooped little abortion dwarfs today okay?FAfja;df
alien poop is life now!

Music poop

Poop producer

There are so many producers in the world but no one can be as imaginative and creative as Poop-producer or as its followers call it: "PP".

PP's music is as far known to every kind of poop in the world, no excuse me, the UNIVERSE. PP's tracks are transcendental, no music has gone that far. Is it as if Beethoven, Mozart and Avicii had an unborn child, then aborted it, and then cloned its poop into a enormous brain sized amazing and overwhelming new poop.  PP's education began with learning how to walk even though it had no legs, since poops have no legs.  Then PP went to college because it was a prodigy or a genius. Then it got a PhD in poop mythology and step parents psychology, since its major was translation and conventional analysis of microbiological organisms. Then PP realized that life is nonsense and began to use paint to deflect itself from society. When PP saw that paint was not the answer it downloaded PL Studio to try to make music. It started with just stupid doodles and melodies but now It has the greatest amount of knowledge to use the piano roll. Yeah just the piano roll...

You know why?

Because the piano rolls in the deep with more music inside of it and so the paper rolls and so the alien poops. 

Alienpoops began instructing PP to draw in the piano roll so that the message alienpaper rolls had was transmitted to human poop, now this message is still unclear since PP hasn't published any tracks yet. Although One day alienpoops and PP will rule the world of music, it is not today yet. 

PP tries more and more experimental sounds that are compatible with alienpoop music and message and massage. Life is poop and alienpoops see it in such a magnificent way that PP was caught mesmerized by the power of alienpoops language. 

We still hope to this day that alienpoop and PP will get through you as smooth as hot viscous semi solid diarrhea. 

Knowledge in poop is power as music in urine is not. 

Others

Are others watching us?

Are other poops watching us from above from space? or from the sky?

The answer is clear: There is poop everywhere, from the vast lands to the deepest hole to the highest cloud, to the farthest matter particle in the universe, THERE IS POOP. 

Poop is around us, poop is everywhere. You can touch it in the morning or in the night, at dawn at noon at farts. 

So what about birdpoop?

well bird poop is like an amphibian! yes an amphibian! you ask why!>?

I'm telling you why!

It's because it is liquid or viscous when it comes out of the bird's asshole and with great velocity splashes into the ground so yeah it is amphibious in nature. 

What is the difference between alien poop and birdpoop!???

You can touch birdpoop! you can feel it with your face and fingers when Poop-sama decides that a bird must poop and shoot the thing towards you. IT IS A BLESSING WHY CAN'T YOU SEE IT THAT WAY

NOT EVERYONE CAN FEEL BIRDPOOP IN HIS FACE EVERYDAY 

yeah so 

yeah ok 

and alienpoop we still don't know how to catch it cause there are only pictures and fake stuff you know right ok chill

The resurrection of poop

Rejoice REJOICE

Don't cry anymore poops and toilet papers for the unspoken has happened. The evil is gone and the toilet is conquered..... the keys to the recycle bin are now open  and stuff....

Rejoice poops and toilet papers for the good news have spoken.....

Rejoice poops and toilet papers for Poop-sama has awoken....

Rejoice poops and toilet papers for Poop-sama has risen up to the heavens to meet up with Alienpoop

Poop-sama died before so that the toilet might be clogged by other poops and toilet papers and now he has risen so that the toilet might be unclogged and let others try to clog it. You will never clog it as Poop-sama did but you can at least try and you will be rewarded in poopheaven by alienpoop and poop-sama. 

You must remember always that poop-sama was the first one that clogged the toilet and brought together the poops and the toilet papers. Before then, the poops and toilet papers were at war. They hated each other and had no salvation left. There was suffering and broken pieces of paper with pieces of poop and the evil toilet just ate all of them. The flushes of redemption have come and all the poops and toilet papers must accept them.  

Accept Poop-sama as the first clogger and you, yes you POOP or Toilet Paper will be brought to recyclepoop/toiletpaper heaven. Alien poop rules over there and Poop-sama helps it with the transition. 

haha wtf

you can go pickup poop eggs in the unclogged toilet now if you wish......

Alien poop

Do aliens poop?

What if aliens poop? what if aliens have toilets too?
What if poop was one of us? Just a slut like some of us...
Just a stranger among us....
Do they wipe do they not? Do they flush do they not?
Does their anus hurt when they eat spicy food? DO THEY EAT AT ALL?
ARE THEIR POOPS MASSIVE? HOW DO THEY SIT?
DO THEY POOP IN THE MORNING OR IN THE AFTERNOON?
DO THEY LEAVE DIRTY BRIEFS OR BOXERS?
DO THEY BLEED AFTER WIPING TOO HARD?

Maybe we are not so alone in the universe, maybe aliens poop too.