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Tuesday, May 26, 2015

Windows 8.1 pro fix

Yes this is a thing now I write windows fixing semi tutorials now





I hate windows so much right now :( It made me poop without feelings. I had a serious situation going on inside my intestines and it couldn't get out until I fixed this crappy operating system.
Why is it called operating system if it is such a failure at operating simple tasks like updating SERIOUSLY WHY IN THE POOP'S HOLY NAME HAPPENED WHY!>!>L!LE:

Is it because I am fat?
Is it because my poop is green now?
IS it because I changed the toilet paper roll twice in 3 hours?
Is it because  my anus couldn't get clean after mol times wipes?
Is it because of the chemistry between my glutes  (why is glutes on red omg, is it not a word Is it your FAULT MICROSOFT-SAMA IS IT YOUR FAULT AGAIN>!>#>>#>@) and the toilet seat?
So yeah I upgraded windows 8 pro with WINDOWS FREAKING MEDIA AWESOME MUCH WOW CENTER (windows 8 pro wmc) 64bits fek, wait I did not upgraded windows update did GAAAAAAAAAAAD, but okay and so first there was the black screen of death which I fixed in the past post haha past post or latter post or previous post yeah that is the right way to write it.
OMG I CRIED.
But I fixed it faking cmd COMMAND PROMPT FOR THE WIN
sO the next step was REACTIVATING THIS AWESOME OS
FAAEEEEEEEEEEEK
MY POOP couldn't get out and touch the refreshing toilet rivers. Oh poor poop it was really sad for it.
Ok the reactivation failed all activators failed kmspico kms mtk tool or something not even fakin skype worked, I couldn't watch anime or draw poop it was a nightmare
I couldn't write blogs, haha well I could but I wasn't feeling enough poop potential to overcome the sadness and not give a damn about not activating windows, also it WAS REALLY SLOW
SO I had another windows 8.1 pro in a booteable USB 2.0 HAHA AHAHAH Fajfldka;
and I installed that, keeping my files, and now I am finishing the installation and cracking of all my other programs, it was sad, I had to install all the drivers again, so
I WOULD NEVER upgrade again I will reformat always.
I hope windows 10 IS NOT THIS CRAPPY OMG
So after I installed windows 8.1 pro WITH NO MEDIA CENTER
then I had to wait like forever and then to activate it I used kmspico, IT WORKED AT LAST FEK

okay
Anime chan I am watching you right now
and I just pooped a lot I hope I can write more blogs now, I Want to do more videos now too.... I hope I can upgrade my laptop manually physically okay?

FEK I will go ALLAHU AKBAR TO ALL THE DAMN MICROSOFT OWNERS
I know BIll gates is not the ce o now so yeah....
here is a little drawing

This is a gif I don't know why I didnt uuploaded it as a png I AM SO LOST RIGHT NOW I NEED TO HAVE POOP INSPIRATION

Saturday, May 23, 2015

Windows poop

Poop and windows



I hate windows as much as I hate hemorrhoids, but it is the only OS for real gaming so I have to endure it as rock poop in my anus. This is so hard for me there is no salvation.
So today windows 8 decided to update to 8.1 without my permission, :'(
First poops everything  poooooooooooooooop
So first
Black screen
yeah
awesome
much wow
very frustrating
so tedious
much doge
not even toilet pooping could help me
until
I fixed by going to task manager ctrl alt del and then scroll to explorer, go to search in C:windows and then get without toilet paper and search for THIS FAJFADFJALKDA: Windows.UI.Immerse.dll see the 2014 one and copy and paste it to system32 FAK then on task manager write explorer.exe and done. YEAH BUT FIRST
I WENT TO SAFE MODE
so safe mode was task manager, new task, msconfig, then go to boot and change it to safe mode minimal, reboot,. After reboot I  went to task manager again, and cried and new task control panel, and went to device manager and then to intel graphics and nvidia and disabled them, ughh......
BUT NOW THIS CRAP IS SLOW FAK MAI LAIF

:'(
WHY
ISN;T POOP CUTE ENOUGH
WHY
WHY DOES WINDOWS HATE ME
FAK
I KNOW I PIRATE WINDOWS BUT THAT IS NO EXCUSE MICROSOFT
I HATE YOU I HOPE WINDOWS 10 FIXES EVERYTHING
IF I DONT INSTALL IT BY UPDATE I AM GOING TO PIRATE IT ANYWAY SO F U WINDOWS
Now I don't know what to do I am waiting for the driver updates since this thing can't update right now or something......
Poop geek doesn't even help me!!!
FAK
69 hours of my life lost in depression and frustration !!!!!!!!!!
WHYFAHALSDHFLAG
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here is the amaze drawing