Showing posts with label drowning. Show all posts
Showing posts with label drowning. Show all posts

Wednesday, April 15, 2015

Free poop

Poop's Questions




Is poop really free? I mean does it swim freestyle when its on the toilet water or does it just dives?
Is this a real life mystery or is this just some answer seeking question?  How do you know if your poop knows how to swim or dive? How do you know if your poop will drown? How do you know the level of slavery that your poop has?  What is the real attachment your poop has towards your anus? Is it going to slip away from you forever? Is it going to rain poop?  Is it going to walk again? What is the probability that one poop will splash another poop without making any sound in a rainy day? Are these questions stupid? Are we stupid? Is Jaden Smith my mentor? Are we real? Is poop real? Is food real? Is my anus real? Is your anus real? How can your poop be real if your anus is not real? Do you have a hernia? Does poop has hernias? Is your poop working out enough? Is your poop motivated enough? Why do ads keep popping from my poop? Why is this blog so stupid? Why can't my poop draw? Why can't my poop fly? Is it wrong to throw poop away?  Why is babypoop scared of these type of questions? Is it because we are discovering the meaning of poop? The meaning of life? 42 is not enough? OMG you need to poop 42 times a day for 42 days at age 42, that is it, that is the answer to poop! 


Monday, March 23, 2015

Drowning Poop

Babypoop is drowning




Sometimes when you poop there are bubbles coming up out of the poop, but most of the time the gas or bubble comes out of a babypoop. It is as if they (the babypoops) are crying, drowning in the deep toilet hole. They are choking to death, there is no oxygen left in their tiny little brains. They die. Poop dies, babypoop dies, everyone dies. And just like a miracle we get to see it once every 10 poops.  
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