May the 4th/Cinco de Mayo

Freaking May Holidays

Why are holidays so important? Because money!!! and money = POOP.
Which is the same as saying I eat money to eat poop to poop money to eat it again.
Why are 2 "holidays" together seriously?
I know 4th of may is important but Cinco de Mayo is not. It is Mexican okay?  and Mexican poop is weird and arrogant and it splashes all over the toilet without permission trying to copy american poop. It is disgusting. Not all Mexican poop is the same, we must admit it but I like more the idea of star wars holiday where we poop star wars figurines than a Mexican taco bell/Chipotle poop where diarrhea takes all over the place and even the arab poops can't do terrorism anymore. There is no clogging of the toilet... But either way this is the story of how these special days happened:

There was this Mexican toilet paper that like star wars and went to comic-con and decided that all Jedi poop should wear a sombrero so that the power beneath their smell should not invade Scotland.
So this poop went and screamed save the tacos, and the Mexican toilet paper said: "That's wacist" but it kept stealing the wiping process from the Jedi papers. Now the sith poops went all over the Fart Star and clogged the toilet without the permission of Scottish rogues holders, and now the american poop  began making money out of oil poop in the seventh dimension of the Empire and that is how poop began to war.
Then the war continue with lasers and beams and pew pew pew and shoot shoot shoot and bam bam bam and wow much wow very blood much spread so amaze.
And then the Jedi poop said to the Mexican Toilet Paper let's be friends and so they became friends and clogged the restaurants toilet together with much effort.  And that is why there are two "special" days  together in May.
Because spring summer and poop go together as toilet paper and water.

This story was boring okay? Don't hate just heat even the boxers can't win without running away like Mayweather. Pacquiao won because he poops faster and punches harder when he takes a dump, Mayweather won cause he is black and his poop is offended by racist jokes okay?
Life is hard if you don't poop well.

This drawing is lazy I was too racist talking about Mexican poops so I decided not to draw Mexican references except the poncho of the toilet paper but whatever.
It was a lie!

You know they like to fight in the dark with their glowing sticks, let them be... :'(  

420 poop

420 poop it

It is time to forget about the mistakes made by previous generations and to continue on living towards a more greener future. A future where we AS poops ASS poops can poop weed not smoke it but poop it so that our poops can smoke it.  The toilet may get high also.  This is not a serious issue, if your toilet gets high you just have to jump okay?? 

That is life now, poop weed, it is organic and natural non gmo and non food!!

It is gluten free also! sugar free too? 

Maybe I don't know very well about that. 

Poop is free to decide if it gets high smoking weed or not because snoop dog or doge or dogg or doug or duououououogggguoguogugo  admits poop has needs. 

My poop has glaucoma and autism so weed cures that.It also drops the bass D D D D DDrrrrop the basss. 

Do alien poops smoke weed also?  Do bird poops smoke weed too? Do urine goes into space time continuum to control the black hole and relativity projects so that weed will be seen in Uranus?

Hard questions to answer. It is too soon to seek for revenge. It is too soon to fill the void. It is too soon to question time worms and how they affect the water cycle that contributes to the production of multiple sclerosis weed.  Are their particles clear enough so that meth contributes to leukocytes in the abdomen of glusynolates in weed? Is this real studies or are this just illuminati? We may never now. 

awesome as crack

wtu wut wut

Hipster toiletpaper

Stop cleaning poop 

There is a new kind of toilet paper  outside our houses, outside our bathrooms, outside our toilets. They don't think they should wipe or clean poop. They think that is too mainstream to continue doing it. They believe that poop has freedom and should not be discriminated for what it does, feels like, smells, etc. They even believe that poop came from the highest step in poop evolution and that we should just let it be. This new trend is changing everything we know about poop and toilet paper relationships.  This is breath taking. This is deep as poop.  

The other or "normal" or mainstream toilet papers are now being prosecuted by the hands of these Hipster toilet paper. Life is changing as we know it. OMG

what is happening!!!!!! IS THIS WHAT POOP-SAMA WANTED!?!?!?!?

We don't know yet. We have asked the prosecuted mainstream toilet paper and they didn't even knew there was this trend running. They believe it is just a face that these toilet papers have undergone.  They think it will soon end. 

But we have asked also the poop population about thizzzzzzzz. 

Aandy and and andy And they said that although they are not against it, they think love is compromised and that their culture as such will have unexpected changes also. They fear for the toilet paper - poop couples that have lived in peace through ages. Their sanctity is compromised. Everyone is compromised. 

Must this trend stop or be stopped >???? 

We might not know right now but maybe later when  the toilet paper rolls speak. IS their opinion relevant!>? I don't know... We don't know... You don't know.... 

Has trending gone too far from the toilet IS THIS A REVOLUTION>??>GAKFAldfnladaljdf

Maybe.Maybe not. Maybe go poop yourself.

luv luv diz wut wut wut

Don't Discriminate Poop

Be poop

Poop comes out of everyone, anyone, everywhere, anywhere, everything, anything, every time, anytime.....
Poop comes in all shapes and sizes....
Love poop. Love life. Love toilet. Don't be racist. Be like poop, don't discriminate. Be like poop

Except transgenders, fat people and bronies seriously wtf