Alligator poop

New draft

So I decided to make a new draft because the old one was not kawaii enough and I think a gator poop should have more opportunities not because it is black but because it is green.  There is no helping for this.

I have seen so many racist jokes in my life but none against green people. Not the Irish there are many for the Irish. I mean literal green people. Is it because their poop is green?
Is it because they smoke weed everyday like snoop dogg or dog, I don't even know how to write his name is so difficult right now.
This poop is coming out strong I think all the lettuce and kale is making me flourish into a new poop master. I think healthy eating is not good enough for now I need to poop more.
What if I use vegan and high fiber products will it help?
Will the morning diarrhea stop?
Will my life get pooped stronger.
Is the toilet paper going to resist this temptation?
Is the toilet paper high enough for your expectations?
Is the toilet paper high as gator poop is right now?
420 rek it blaze it noobs
okay!
MLPG or something like that.
Barney is not dead yet we must kill him.
Not Barney from How I met your mother but barney the fat pervert dinosaur.
Why is evil poop always from dinosaurs?
Why isn't poop hard enough to not make me wipe myself GOOOOOOOOOD
There is no afterlife after pooping okay>?
Pooping is everything. There is no grammar over there.
Seriously.
Do gators have anuses or just little holes?
Are gators lolis?
Do lolis call gator poop senpai?
Is this how a weeaboo poop should behave?
Teach me the ways senpai  please google adsense sama teach me your unholy ways!!!!!
I am pleased with your  natural domination pleaseeeeeeeeeee onegai shimasuuuu
Anata wa rekt desuuuuuuu
Gator poop BAKA!
Gator poop chan is getting so kawaiiiii
fek
this is the beautiful draft
it looks more kawaiii

Sorry no poops lately!!

We apologize for the intermission

We have been pooping in different places at a time to improve our writing in the toilet skills!
We have now a smartphone and we can write about our poop in the toilet more often.
Is this some kind of miracle? Is this our new life in poop?
Have you accepted poop as your only hope to live for.
You don't need anything more than poop in life!
Your poop is your friend your poop is your cousin your poop is your master your poop is your senpai!

Senpai poop notices you! Every day of your life you poop!
Unless you are constipated or weak, or you have no anus.
Anus is the way of poop and poop is the way to love.
Love thy poop as ye love thyself and ye will have a healthy food/poop relationship.

That is what matters now a days. The food you eat is the poop you will defecate. Everytime you eat more than you can poop you get fat and if you get fat your hips won't fit the toilet when you are pushing hard and crying for the poop to get out. So you need to eat nutrients that will help your anus throw your poop slowly and beautifully fast  enough to not stay  more than forty eight hours in the toilet.
When you stay forty eight hours in the toilet there is no 420 there is no life, your legs get numb, your life gets numb, you pee less. you dehydrate, you will lose your life.
You must not stay forty eight hours unless you have a fridge nearby.

Life with poop is life with health, life with poop is moderation.
Moderation is a word I don't really know but it helps to say that every time senpai poop gives me the bad look of a cosmetic product.

Cosmetic products are for gay poops okay?
you don't need that!

you need to poop hard, big and explosive! that is your law now.


Now I am going to talk about homophobia day, I didn't know it was a thing.
But okay.....
And it will get me more views on this boredom blog of hellish poop.
So
Homophobia's are like equally poops that have fear of each other, something like diarrhea and splash diarrhea they fear their reflection in the water. That is why they splatter all over the walls of the toilet and get sticky with it.  It is not nice to have diarrhea spots in the toilet because if you are pooping then you are peeing and if your pee tool doesn't stretch to the other side then you cannot get rid of the diarrhea spots.
That is all I am going to talk about homophobic poops, because I don't want international issues to take upon tissues and get in the way of poop telling.
Poop is art.

And also because that is all I know about poop homophobia. Me so intelligent, me so wow, much nerdy much study very brain, so knowledge. Wow Amaze

Dogs have poop also. I have written about this before but I am reminding you that so that you don't feel alone in the poop world.
I think I have written enough to give up in life and start a new poop every day like always.
So get rekt today and forever and you will have more poop. noob senpai notice m google adsense senpai please notice me I want money and poop is love so money helps love develop please google adsense-chan help me help my situation I am poor and my poop also, I need my poop to become richer so that the grass grows taller.

I miss writing poop so much so I try to give it a little more effort on this drawing. It helps me with my boring life. Thank you so much for those who get to read to this point and I am sorry that you do that seriously not even I would read it to this point.  fek

Here is the amazing drawing. Pece

Was poop dead?

Dead poop

If you are pooping and you knowing clap your cheeks yes your ass cheeks!
If you are peeing and you knowing pee the pool, yes the swimming pool
IF you are peeing or you are pooping then better get over it next time! YAY!

How does poop poop?
That is the question
What if poop poops >>??

OMG I have no inspiration again to write or draw BUT GUESS WHAT FEK IT

FEK GET REKT THEN GET FEKT AGAIN

okay now time for the writing stupidity flow:

that is how alien poops rapes little baby poops in the ocean of despair and the the probe  THE PROBE it touches all the baby poops and doesn't let go of the medicine!
The long tongue of darkness touches babypoop.

Why is alienpoop green? why isn't it grey like the other ones? WHy is life so hard for alien poop? Is it because it only gets out of the anus every four months? Is it because it lives in space in the vacuum where no one poops and so it gets chokes by the excessive amount of star dust okay?!@#@RGFA

If alien poop poops then it becomes acid and flies away to the rainbow to kill leprechauns HA! I Could write that word at once, no need of autocorrect DAMN ME
I Am so powerful right now the words can go out of me as poop drains knowledge out my anus and drops it to the toilet. GLORIOUS ANUS POOP that giveth us the right to know alien poop and its peers.

I think this is the end of the stupidity rape train so here is the drawing:
deer with it okay okay poop inspiration flow senpai doesn't notice me today okay?
Life is hard as a hard log poop that clogs the toilet in one take okay ? I am tired I even pooped little abortion dwarfs today okay?FAfja;df
alien poop is life now!

how to make senpai notice you

How to do that

You may try different things like:
 putting make up on
getting in shape
paint your nails
paint your lips
ignore senpai
kill senpai's family and friends
kidnapping senpai
break senpai's leg
break senpai's vertebrae
cut senpai's tongue
clip senpai's eye open
and then tell senpai to notice you with love

OR....


show senpai some poop love

How to do it:

Find some cute babypoop and show finger-senpai that you are mature enough to pull out the wiping of cute babypoop  with just you! yessss just you toilet paper piece you single toilet paper piece you are the one who can do it. You can show us how to make finger-senpai notice us! If Finger-senpai notices you Finger-senpai will be harsh enough to tear you when the dangerous process of wiping babypoop happens.
You are the legend toiletpaper piece you are my legend you are my hero you are THE hero Gotham toilets deserves.....

Finger-senpai will love you forever, and babypoop will be cute forever and all of you can be  happy family, and no one will have to die and you will save the earth our planet our poop our lives
You need to save the earth!!! You need to do it Toilet paper piece Don't use your swag you piece of toilet paper don't you ever do that again! If not the wiping process will get harsh and we'll bleed and babypoop will become rasterized and and and your computer will crash and then you will have to reboot it and re-install the OS AND YOU WILL FREAK OUT BECAUSE YOU LOST ALL YOUR POOP DRAWINGS AND THEN THE WORLD WILL COME TO AN END AND THEN YOU WILL START DRAWING MORE AND YOU WILL START A BLOG ABOUT THEM AND YOUR LIFE WILL BECOME THE REASON WHY YOU ARE DANCING IN THE MIRROR SINGING IN THE SHOWER LADA DEEE LADA DAA LADA DAAAA
SHOWER
DROP THE BASSS
DROP THE POOP
DON'T DROP THE POOP TOILET PAPER PIECE-KUN

DON'T DO IT
MAKE FINGER-SENPAI NOTICE YOU
MAKE ME NOTICE YOU
MAKE SENPAI NOTICE YOU
POOP IT OUT
wut
here is da drawing drawn by meh