Showing posts with label hard. Show all posts
Showing posts with label hard. Show all posts

Wednesday, May 6, 2015

Was poop dead?

Dead poop




If you are pooping and you knowing clap your cheeks yes your ass cheeks!
If you are peeing and you knowing pee the pool, yes the swimming pool
IF you are peeing or you are pooping then better get over it next time! YAY!

How does poop poop?
That is the question
What if poop poops >>??

OMG I have no inspiration again to write or draw BUT GUESS WHAT FEK IT

FEK GET REKT THEN GET FEKT AGAIN

okay now time for the writing stupidity flow:

that is how alien poops rapes little baby poops in the ocean of despair and the the probe  THE PROBE it touches all the baby poops and doesn't let go of the medicine!
The long tongue of darkness touches babypoop.

Why is alienpoop green? why isn't it grey like the other ones? WHy is life so hard for alien poop? Is it because it only gets out of the anus every four months? Is it because it lives in space in the vacuum where no one poops and so it gets chokes by the excessive amount of star dust okay?!@#@RGFA

If alien poop poops then it becomes acid and flies away to the rainbow to kill leprechauns HA! I Could write that word at once, no need of autocorrect DAMN ME
I Am so powerful right now the words can go out of me as poop drains knowledge out my anus and drops it to the toilet. GLORIOUS ANUS POOP that giveth us the right to know alien poop and its peers.

I think this is the end of the stupidity rape train so here is the drawing:
deer with it okay okay poop inspiration flow senpai doesn't notice me today okay?
Life is hard as a hard log poop that clogs the toilet in one take okay ? I am tired I even pooped little abortion dwarfs today okay?FAfja;df
alien poop is life now!





Sunday, April 12, 2015

Poop hard

Motivation



You need to accomplish great things in life like pooping massive amounts of solids.  The more solid your poop, the easier it will get clogged the toilet. Some toilets aren't made for your poops, and you must accept that as a law. Life is hard and so is poop, but you will know how hard it will get and if it will bleed! Deep yourself in thought while pooping that is how you become a philosopher. Don't look at your mobile device LOOK AT YOUR POOP. PUT A MIRROR SO THAT YOU CAN SEE HOW HARD IS GETTING OUT. THAT IS LIFE THAT IS POOP.

Poop harder live better!
Life is not enough for poop you must increase your poop rate everyday. Don't be happy with what you accomplish today, work harder so that your poop becomes stronger. You won't notice the changes PEOPLE will notice your changes. THE TOILET will notice your changes AND YES
you may have to change the toilet pipes to bigger ones and invest BUT THAT IS WHY YOU WERE MADE FOR TO POOP. NO OTHER ANIMAL CAN POOP LIKE YOU (except every other animal) YOU ARE DIFFERENT (except you are not) YOU CAN ACCOMPLISH BIG THINGS YES ACCOMPLISH BIG DUMPS. DUMP YOUR GIRLFRIEND, BOYFRIEND, SO THAT YOUR POOP BECOMES THE MUST IMPORTANT PART OF YOUR LIFE. THERE is no LOVE without POOP and no POOP without LOVE AND no poop without BLOOD.

BELIEVE IN YOURSELF
GET DUMPED TO THE TOILET AND SWIM LIKE POOP BE POOP FEEL POOP YOU ARE POOP. 




Sunday, April 5, 2015

Move motivation


Move just move



Push yourself harder everyday so that you may spend less time pooping. Sometimes pooping slow is not the answer to your constipation, sometimes you need speed.  Move your bowels move  your inner self. Be aware that someday you will no longer be able to hold it. You will take a dump everywhere and you will have to use diapers.  You will get rashes and you will cry, you will bleed. Life is hard but as long as you can poop to your wishing time  you are safe. You are safe now.
Your poop is safe. Your ass is safe. Your asshole is safe. Sometimes it hurts and bleeds but that is how poop is. Poop is life poop is love poop is movement, you are movement you are poop. 
What
wut
wut
eat fiber
no laxatives







Monday, March 9, 2015

Strong motivation



 You need to be strong in life 

You never know how strong you are until there is no toilet paper near you....and you have to touch your baby poop -Vyen