What if poop wasn't real?

Is poop even real?

What if poop wasn't even here? Could we imagine poop as a solid? Is poop our friend or our neighbour? Why is google always correcting my "English grammar into american grammar"? Why  does poop have 16 shades of colour...?  I only drew 12 because life is hard you know life and time are expensive and you should know it when you go poop yourself in front of the other toilets. YOU better SPRAY ALL that diarrhea art EVERYWHERE, YOUR POOP MUST TOUCH THE SKY AS THE CLOUDS TOUCH THE GROUND. GET HIGH 

So what if poop came in different shades.... wait it does come in different shades. OMG REVELATIONS CAME FROM THE OUTSIDE OF MY MIND INTO MY HEART AND DOWN MY THROAT INTO THE LOWER INTESTINES to my anus and they pooped out into the mouth of Toilet-kun. 

So now that poop comes in shades we must know what each shade means and the direct effect in your romance and zodiac.  Okay?

so brown poop is for love and healthy living,and cancer okay?

now other brown poop is for death and healthy living and not cancer okay?

The other brown poop is for watermelons and racist jokes inside of your anus, and caprisun okay?

the other other brown poop is for watermelons seeds and enormous black coyotes and aquarius, K?

omg how many brown poops are there in life omg stop taking so  much medicine, and drugs Poop is not even the same without them okay?

White poop is for Nazis and Sagittarius, because of reasons not described in my brain right now okay?

Now gray poop is for 50 shades of gray because it is not sex but some feminism regulations about the objectification of your own line of production of poop and stuff okay?

Now the other gray poop is for having kids while reading stupid books like 40 shades of gray or 10 shades of gray or even watching that movie, omg what is wrong with you the actress isn't even sexy and the actor looks like a hash brown  ripped from the inside of Calvin Harris song OUTSIDE ft. Ellie goulding not the SUMMER one just the OUTSIDE one okay?

There is no black poop here because you only poop black when heroine touches your balls, okay?

And we're out of heroine okay?

You may think, wtf is wrong with you and why do you write without even realizing what are you writing about, and you are right I am wrong but I am right too, because now I am justifying myself for my stupid essays but this is not an essay it is just the result of too much laziness and boredom when pooping, if you have any suggestions to how to get better at pooping stuff out of my head please don't tell me, I don't like people who doesn't poop okay?

you better poop okay?

Poop and movies go together as toilet paper and water not mineral water that is what Germans drink okay?

and what happened to Germany? They don't have automatic Japanese toilets because they don't like them they prefer bouncing urine walls but whatever okay? Everyone has their own opinion okay?

And my poop is my poop your poop is your poop your shade describes yourself and your poop is the vivid image of your inner self okay?

Life is hard and time is slow and fast okay?

okay?

I wanted to make this a Jaden Smith quote but I couldn't because Toilet paper is out and I need to grab more and do the walk of shame dropping little baby poops of different shades down the aisle okay? 

FML

IOKAY!!!

FML!!!

here is the enormous piece of mesmerizing ART

PIECE

Motivational Urine

Life is pee

"Life is 10%pee and 90% poop." By someone who doesn't pee enough.  What is wrong with people who don't pee like 45 times a day (minimum). What is wrong with this society? is this because morality has gone to far?? What has morality done to society ?
We need to return to the old days! When we could pee everywhere!! pee in the shower pee outside the shower pee after the shower pee before the shower pee during the shower!!!

What would your kids think of you??? what would your grand kids think of you?
They won't  understand poop or urine or pee!!!
The true nature of excretions! The golden liquid that comes out when you are suffering!!!
Life is nothing without pee!
But after all poop is always the leader so I think the quote is right!
POOP IS ALL
POOP IS LIFE
AND ITS MESSENGER IS PEE
PEE MIXES WITH POOP IN THE TOILET
TO CREATE THE JUICE OF LIFE
AND THEN WE ARE BORN
WE ARE BORN AS POOP-SANS


WE ARE LOVE
WE ARE LIFE
You know nothing John Poop Snow Pee
Game of Thrones and poop mix good
okay

Free poop

Poop's Questions

Is poop really free? I mean does it swim freestyle when its on the toilet water or does it just dives?

Is this a real life mystery or is this just some answer seeking question?  How do you know if your poop knows how to swim or dive? How do you know if your poop will drown? How do you know the level of slavery that your poop has?  What is the real attachment your poop has towards your anus? Is it going to slip away from you forever? Is it going to rain poop?  Is it going to walk again? What is the probability that one poop will splash another poop without making any sound in a rainy day? Are these questions stupid? Are we stupid? Is Jaden Smith my mentor? Are we real? Is poop real? Is food real? Is my anus real? Is your anus real? How can your poop be real if your anus is not real? Do you have a hernia? Does poop has hernias? Is your poop working out enough? Is your poop motivated enough? Why do ads keep popping from my poop? Why is this blog so stupid? Why can't my poop draw? Why can't my poop fly? Is it wrong to throw poop away?  Why is babypoop scared of these type of questions? Is it because we are discovering the meaning of poop? The meaning of life? 42 is not enough? OMG you need to poop 42 times a day for 42 days at age 42, that is it, that is the answer to poop! 

You are part of me

Toilet paper and its little minions

Toilet paper needs help from its minions the toiletpaper pieces. They keep it alive everytime. EVERYTIME.   Toilet paper says: " Everypart of me wants you because you were made just for me" 

Deep stuff happening here 

Toilet paper watches the little pieces go to the wiping process and it saddens it that they will die after that but that is the circle of life and the law of nature and natural selection and life's plan.....

But deep insides toilet paper knows that one day it will end all alone and tossed just like them (the pieces) and that makes it a little bit more compliant with its roll. 

Alien poop

Do aliens poop?

What if aliens poop? what if aliens have toilets too?
What if poop was one of us? Just a slut like some of us...
Just a stranger among us....
Do they wipe do they not? Do they flush do they not?
Does their anus hurt when they eat spicy food? DO THEY EAT AT ALL?
ARE THEIR POOPS MASSIVE? HOW DO THEY SIT?
DO THEY POOP IN THE MORNING OR IN THE AFTERNOON?
DO THEY LEAVE DIRTY BRIEFS OR BOXERS?
DO THEY BLEED AFTER WIPING TOO HARD?

Maybe we are not so alone in the universe, maybe aliens poop too.

Stop melting my heart

Poor Soft-Poop

Soft-Poop: Please, have mercy on me stop melting me... stop destroying my life.... the way you do Master Urine. 

Master Urine: You quit it, stop  melting my heart!

Strong motivation

 You need to be strong in life 

You never know how strong you are until there is no toilet paper near you....and you have to touch your baby poop -Vyen 

We all end up the same

Every toilet paper 
will end the same whether 
it is double, single or triple layered. 
 A sad end awaits us all. 
The feels are strong with these ones.