Thursday, April 9, 2015

Hipster toiletpaper

Stop cleaning poop 


There is a new kind of toilet paper  outside our houses, outside our bathrooms, outside our toilets. They don't think they should wipe or clean poop. They think that is too mainstream to continue doing it. They believe that poop has freedom and should not be discriminated for what it does, feels like, smells, etc. They even believe that poop came from the highest step in poop evolution and that we should just let it be. This new trend is changing everything we know about poop and toilet paper relationships.  This is breath taking. This is deep as poop.  

The other or "normal" or mainstream toilet papers are now being prosecuted by the hands of these Hipster toilet paper. Life is changing as we know it. OMG
what is happening!!!!!! IS THIS WHAT POOP-SAMA WANTED!?!?!?!?

We don't know yet. We have asked the prosecuted mainstream toilet paper and they didn't even knew there was this trend running. They believe it is just a face that these toilet papers have undergone.  They think it will soon end. 
But we have asked also the poop population about thizzzzzzzz. 
Aandy and and andy And they said that although they are not against it, they think love is compromised and that their culture as such will have unexpected changes also. They fear for the toilet paper - poop couples that have lived in peace through ages. Their sanctity is compromised. Everyone is compromised. 
Must this trend stop or be stopped >???? 
We might not know right now but maybe later when  the toilet paper rolls speak. IS their opinion relevant!>? I don't know... We don't know... You don't know.... 
Has trending gone too far from the toilet IS THIS A REVOLUTION>??>GAKFAldfnladaljdf
Maybe.Maybe not. Maybe go poop yourself.

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