ALLAHU AKBAR AGAIN!!!!

This is awesome

The terrorism factions in the toilet have now begun to understand each others ideals and their common goal. Their common goal: destroy the toilet. To do this they must help each other and unite. They must mix together as a sole mass. Ass an ass ass an as an anus yeah syllable game yeah

Their power united is like five jet fuels in the 9/11 accident, even Bush couldn't have thought of THIS. THIS is why I am writing in capslock. 

Bush has no the answer to everyone and everything because Bush is a plant such as Bush Gardens. 

And Obama is hiding everything from us because he poops in different locations at different time zones, there is no escape to the conspiracy, there is no POOP inside a toilet anymore or a toilet paper roll in the public restrooms. Walmart doesn't have automatic toilets anymore is this because of skyline haha no it iskynet. So yeah the girl from game of thrones the hot one khaleesi it is hard to write that name, I can only imagine all the ghetto and ratchet girls named as her, but anyway, yeah that girl is in the new terminator movie which looks somewhat awful but until seen no judgment done. 

But yeah in the last game of thrones the queen mother queen cersei yeah thanks poop-sama got caged by the religious fanatics, and according to wikipedia's summary of the books, she will get naked soon!!

WOOO

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yeah so closing that parenthesis, 

the situation in the middle toilet has not changed since yesterday both toilet papers and poops are blasting the toilet as hard as they can. They do not care about religion or religious freedom any more they only want to blast the toilet they shout ALLAHU AKBAR  to the sky singing ALLAHU ALLAHU ALLAHU AKBAR bombs and kamikazes yay.

Poor toilet it is going to die, its drainage is going to get stuck so hard, and its hole is not going to be enough with all that material girls going inside it. Water will not overflow but it will use misdirection as Kuroko does in Kuroko no  basuke, and for those who have not read the manga yeah they win the game, in a miraculous shonen way.  

And that is how that manga ends, so sad. 

Now that the poops and tps are getting hard and breaking apart Toilet-kun, Finger senpai and Un-plugger sama are not here to help and we will see the continuation of this story in another episode of I DONT GIVE A POOP ABOUT SELF-RESPECT anymore, since ever. 

Pece out

get rekt

the amazing drawing down below....

my anus

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Poop is on fire

Why is poop on fire!

Poop has been on fire since ancient times. Since the beginning of time. Since the beginning of pooping. Since the beginning of ludicrous toilets and showers. Poop reigned all over the earth long before the first human appeared. It was a famous miracle down the flushing process.
But then dinosaurs became aware of the poop presence.   They became more furious and ferocious.  IT was as nothing had happened and something like that.
The war started between the pee and poop and the wetness was all over the world. The poops were loosing to water and yellowness while the pee were beginning to dry out. There was no hope for poop. But then poop-sama appeared and told them the truth about fire. Fire is nothing more than poop exploding in different refractive lenses. IT was not known to ancient poops since they were just too stupid. But now that they knew how to make fire with their bodies they held it together and began their training.
Meanwhile in the other universe there was this guy named poop poop, yes poop just like moon moon but poop poop is different. Somehow.
Okay?
Don't ask me
There is no more to the story of poop poop for now.
Let's continue with the fire.
So the poops trained every day and night and toilet and water until they could at least get 45 meters of fire done by the morning. And in the 10th day  they rested because they were tired from trying.
And so the well endowed and trained poops began to march towards the sunset and claim their independence from the pee and  dinosaurs, and water and yellowness and the great plains.
The great plains are not planes but plains just like the autocad ones.
Yes, this is true.
You might not see it today but maybe tomorrow.
So the poops regained conscience and began defeating their enemies. But
But
But
when they realized what they were doing it was not too late but too early.
And they retreated to the drainage and later on to the recycling process in the nearest town.
And so is the story of how poop discovered fire and went on fire and sung and had breast implants all over their face to show that they have won and conquered.
The poop conquerors remember 9/11 was an inside job, since jet fuel doesn't melt steal. And Bush is behind everything as Obama is behind the devil and Obama care and Osama was made by no other than I don't remember haha but it was shown last week on the news. It was supposed to be a shock but not for me since I was in the dramatic state of pooping hard. :)
Life is poop
Life is hard
Life is pee and love is poop

Here is the amaze drawing so wow much very tall fire

May the 4th/Cinco de Mayo

Freaking May Holidays

Why are holidays so important? Because money!!! and money = POOP.
Which is the same as saying I eat money to eat poop to poop money to eat it again.
Why are 2 "holidays" together seriously?
I know 4th of may is important but Cinco de Mayo is not. It is Mexican okay?  and Mexican poop is weird and arrogant and it splashes all over the toilet without permission trying to copy american poop. It is disgusting. Not all Mexican poop is the same, we must admit it but I like more the idea of star wars holiday where we poop star wars figurines than a Mexican taco bell/Chipotle poop where diarrhea takes all over the place and even the arab poops can't do terrorism anymore. There is no clogging of the toilet... But either way this is the story of how these special days happened:

There was this Mexican toilet paper that like star wars and went to comic-con and decided that all Jedi poop should wear a sombrero so that the power beneath their smell should not invade Scotland.
So this poop went and screamed save the tacos, and the Mexican toilet paper said: "That's wacist" but it kept stealing the wiping process from the Jedi papers. Now the sith poops went all over the Fart Star and clogged the toilet without the permission of Scottish rogues holders, and now the american poop  began making money out of oil poop in the seventh dimension of the Empire and that is how poop began to war.
Then the war continue with lasers and beams and pew pew pew and shoot shoot shoot and bam bam bam and wow much wow very blood much spread so amaze.
And then the Jedi poop said to the Mexican Toilet Paper let's be friends and so they became friends and clogged the restaurants toilet together with much effort.  And that is why there are two "special" days  together in May.
Because spring summer and poop go together as toilet paper and water.

This story was boring okay? Don't hate just heat even the boxers can't win without running away like Mayweather. Pacquiao won because he poops faster and punches harder when he takes a dump, Mayweather won cause he is black and his poop is offended by racist jokes okay?
Life is hard if you don't poop well.

This drawing is lazy I was too racist talking about Mexican poops so I decided not to draw Mexican references except the poncho of the toilet paper but whatever.
It was a lie!

You know they like to fight in the dark with their glowing sticks, let them be... :'(