Showing posts with label draft. Show all posts
Showing posts with label draft. Show all posts

Thursday, June 4, 2015

Kawaii Gator Allahu akbar

Allahu akbar once again....



I don't know why but all the allahu akbar posts get the more attention. Freaking terrorist poops they get what they deserve even after they are flushed down the toilet.  But here we are making fun of it again, we are damned we will perish in hell poop and we don't care cause poops go to the toilet and pee goes to hell.

So today Gator Draft number 354 is having a kawaii day and wants to cross the toilet-weeaboo river and watch anime chan and have higher thoughts with weed-sama and get to be with its adorable gator waifu-tan. BUT NO~
If it crosses the toilet weeaboo river sama, the poor baby kawaii poops will get drowned and the toilet will get clogged and they will perish soon and that is not how is meant to be for them. They must grow adapt to water, get hard and then they can anounce their wedding day and exchange pitiful experiences and thoughts about how fat they are and how they will not get a girlfriend or boyfriend never and that pizza is their only love for now.
And as Martin Luther King Jr. Would have said!!! I have A DREAM that one day both baby poops and gator poops will get together and live like friends and not slaves and masters, not like freaking Fate/Stay Night Unlimited Blade Works. WHAT The poop is going on there???
seriouslyyyyyyyyy

They took too much time making that battle with shiro and archer WHY WHY I know the effects and animation were climaxing and pooping hard themed but too long, I don't know what are they expecting, it felt like a filler, like the 5 minute battle Freeza and Goku in Namek. OMG
Why
I expect that they will change something or add something more to the story and that we will get another Fate series from UFOTABLE, they did great, Fate/Zero was awesome, and this season was awesome too, but Fate/zero still better.
So yeah that was Martin Luther King's dream....

But okay so gator san wants to cross the damn river but it will hurt baby poops so Terrorist Muslim or Islamis or Jihadist Allahu Akbar poops goes in defense of the babies. We don't know yet what will happen probably they will not get to their 70 virgin poops nuns heaven, but a great poop turmoil and it will appear like post-binge drinking and eating diarrhea. yeah

that is the end of this situation

and I have written more than last time

so here get rekt
this is much wow very etc
amaziignafjslad drawing heeereee

PS It took me more than5 minutes to draw diz one so plz dont hete me this is so hard to draw seriousliii

why so serious


Tuesday, May 19, 2015

Alligator poop

New draft



So I decided to make a new draft because the old one was not kawaii enough and I think a gator poop should have more opportunities not because it is black but because it is green.  There is no helping for this.

I have seen so many racist jokes in my life but none against green people. Not the Irish there are many for the Irish. I mean literal green people. Is it because their poop is green?
Is it because they smoke weed everyday like snoop dogg or dog, I don't even know how to write his name is so difficult right now.
This poop is coming out strong I think all the lettuce and kale is making me flourish into a new poop master. I think healthy eating is not good enough for now I need to poop more.
What if I use vegan and high fiber products will it help?
Will the morning diarrhea stop?
Will my life get pooped stronger.
Is the toilet paper going to resist this temptation?
Is the toilet paper high enough for your expectations?
Is the toilet paper high as gator poop is right now?
420 rek it blaze it noobs
okay!
MLPG or something like that.
Barney is not dead yet we must kill him.
Not Barney from How I met your mother but barney the fat pervert dinosaur.
Why is evil poop always from dinosaurs?
Why isn't poop hard enough to not make me wipe myself GOOOOOOOOOD
There is no afterlife after pooping okay>?
Pooping is everything. There is no grammar over there.
Seriously.
Do gators have anuses or just little holes?
Are gators lolis?
Do lolis call gator poop senpai?
Is this how a weeaboo poop should behave?
Teach me the ways senpai  please google adsense sama teach me your unholy ways!!!!!
I am pleased with your  natural domination pleaseeeeeeeeeee onegai shimasuuuu
Anata wa rekt desuuuuuuu
Gator poop BAKA!
Gator poop chan is getting so kawaiiiii
fek
this is the beautiful draft
it looks more kawaiii


Tuesday, May 12, 2015