dont want to write

no writing today 

just a drawing

ich bin sehr lazy

oka?


jon snow is dead okay?
we all knew it was going to happen

but yet
we feel it
we feel jon snow's death

this is not right we cannot keep like this
we must fast forward time in order to watch season 6 of game of thrones
why is jon snow dead
why
is he really dead
is kit harington not returning ever?

why
you do diz HBO
George R.R. Martin
Why you do dissssssss
why must you hurt me dis way

Game of Thrones Season 5 Episode 8 Review

That feeling of Watching Game of Thrones after diarrhea

The feeling of heroic poop trying to get out of your anus. It can be compared to slavery and abortion. You may never know if poop was right or wrong. You might still never know if senpai will notice you. Senpai might be the one that is holding you back. I have been written in a place where you have no idea how to wipe yourself. Only The lowest of the poops can help me now. 

But guess what I can now watch Game of Thrones season 5 I think episode 8.  

AND SERIOUSLY OMG

BEST EPISODE EVER

HUGE SPOILER I DONT CARE

OMG I'll just recap the episode  by how I remember it. 

Ok

so first there are scenes of Sansa Stark and Reek, where Reek tells Sansa that he did not  kill her brothers, so that they are alive. Maybe this will get a scene of them in the next one. Since we have not seen anything from them in this season seriously.... 

Then Cersei is drinking water from the floor because seriously that it was she deserves and according to the books more is coming AND I CANT Wait to see her nude crying and walking out of the city...

Poop everywhere

Then Tyrion and Khaleesi are bff's now and we can finally commence some action. The friend zoned guy I don't know is he going to die in the fights or what? Maybe he needs to die as stone who poops gold or something. 

The other stark girl the one that kills makes progress with her training somehow, it was boring. 

Ok and now the best freaking part

OMG

AMAZING

Jon freaking Snow poops all over everyone. 

He gets so fancy and goes to the Wildlings and convinces part of them, and when they are departing towards the ship the zombies all the freaking zombies burst out and fight begins. Awesome scenes the camera moves around, looks something from the Lord of The Rings and 300, I think Gots zombies are better than The Walking Dead's, more realistic better VFX.

Then Jon Snow poops and fights a White Walker omg, he is going to kill Jon Snow and then Jon Snow pick ups the Valyrian sword I think, and WUT HE  kills him omg. Jon Snow rules haha, Maybe the sword is forged on dragon glass. Maybe. 

I don't know I don't even read the books just the Wikipedia summaries. 

And the amazing part where the White King or Night King I don't know revives all of the people just killed and shows Jon Snow and the others in the boat, that He is going to rekt everyone. And Jon Snow tries not to poop himself so hard. 

The next episode is going to be boring, because that is how it is I hope it is not as boring, the momentum gets lost. And so I have pooped everything out and I can begin wiping myself...

here is an amazing Jon pooping snow drawing

ALLAHU AKBAR AGAIN!!!!

This is awesome

The terrorism factions in the toilet have now begun to understand each others ideals and their common goal. Their common goal: destroy the toilet. To do this they must help each other and unite. They must mix together as a sole mass. Ass an ass ass an as an anus yeah syllable game yeah

Their power united is like five jet fuels in the 9/11 accident, even Bush couldn't have thought of THIS. THIS is why I am writing in capslock. 

Bush has no the answer to everyone and everything because Bush is a plant such as Bush Gardens. 

And Obama is hiding everything from us because he poops in different locations at different time zones, there is no escape to the conspiracy, there is no POOP inside a toilet anymore or a toilet paper roll in the public restrooms. Walmart doesn't have automatic toilets anymore is this because of skyline haha no it iskynet. So yeah the girl from game of thrones the hot one khaleesi it is hard to write that name, I can only imagine all the ghetto and ratchet girls named as her, but anyway, yeah that girl is in the new terminator movie which looks somewhat awful but until seen no judgment done. 

But yeah in the last game of thrones the queen mother queen cersei yeah thanks poop-sama got caged by the religious fanatics, and according to wikipedia's summary of the books, she will get naked soon!!

WOOO

a

yeah so closing that parenthesis, 

the situation in the middle toilet has not changed since yesterday both toilet papers and poops are blasting the toilet as hard as they can. They do not care about religion or religious freedom any more they only want to blast the toilet they shout ALLAHU AKBAR  to the sky singing ALLAHU ALLAHU ALLAHU AKBAR bombs and kamikazes yay.

Poor toilet it is going to die, its drainage is going to get stuck so hard, and its hole is not going to be enough with all that material girls going inside it. Water will not overflow but it will use misdirection as Kuroko does in Kuroko no  basuke, and for those who have not read the manga yeah they win the game, in a miraculous shonen way.  

And that is how that manga ends, so sad. 

Now that the poops and tps are getting hard and breaking apart Toilet-kun, Finger senpai and Un-plugger sama are not here to help and we will see the continuation of this story in another episode of I DONT GIVE A POOP ABOUT SELF-RESPECT anymore, since ever. 

Pece out

get rekt

the amazing drawing down below....

my anus

..

:)

Motivational Urine

Life is pee

"Life is 10%pee and 90% poop." By someone who doesn't pee enough.  What is wrong with people who don't pee like 45 times a day (minimum). What is wrong with this society? is this because morality has gone to far?? What has morality done to society ?
We need to return to the old days! When we could pee everywhere!! pee in the shower pee outside the shower pee after the shower pee before the shower pee during the shower!!!

What would your kids think of you??? what would your grand kids think of you?
They won't  understand poop or urine or pee!!!
The true nature of excretions! The golden liquid that comes out when you are suffering!!!
Life is nothing without pee!
But after all poop is always the leader so I think the quote is right!
POOP IS ALL
POOP IS LIFE
AND ITS MESSENGER IS PEE
PEE MIXES WITH POOP IN THE TOILET
TO CREATE THE JUICE OF LIFE
AND THEN WE ARE BORN
WE ARE BORN AS POOP-SANS


WE ARE LOVE
WE ARE LIFE
You know nothing John Poop Snow Pee
Game of Thrones and poop mix good
okay