Showing posts with label inspirational. Show all posts
Showing posts with label inspirational. Show all posts

Thursday, June 11, 2015

So much poop

There is so much poop

There is so much poop in the world what can we do??!?

I can't do poop anymore without looking at poop and trying to not to see it. I see goat poop everywhere, goat milk is everywhere it is very expensive even thought it shouldn't be OMG
Goats poop everywhere and sing better than Taylor Swift.
HAve you seen those videos in youtube where the goat sings... Imagine poop singing
Imagine all the people trying to take a dump and singing ooooooooo

Everything is awesome everything is good when they are out of the toilet everything is awesome when they think about goats......



sorry no inspiration to talk about crap today sorry again


here amazing goat poop san

I dont know why blue okay?
it is the devil


Thursday, May 21, 2015

simple drawing

I have needs



Everyone has needs
and right now I need to keep pooping
The poop inside me is taking control
so I'll just leave this simple drawing here.

this is a leaf poop because it flies away with the wind just like your future hopes and aspirations that will never come true.

:)


Wednesday, May 6, 2015

Was poop dead?

Dead poop




If you are pooping and you knowing clap your cheeks yes your ass cheeks!
If you are peeing and you knowing pee the pool, yes the swimming pool
IF you are peeing or you are pooping then better get over it next time! YAY!

How does poop poop?
That is the question
What if poop poops >>??

OMG I have no inspiration again to write or draw BUT GUESS WHAT FEK IT

FEK GET REKT THEN GET FEKT AGAIN

okay now time for the writing stupidity flow:

that is how alien poops rapes little baby poops in the ocean of despair and the the probe  THE PROBE it touches all the baby poops and doesn't let go of the medicine!
The long tongue of darkness touches babypoop.

Why is alienpoop green? why isn't it grey like the other ones? WHy is life so hard for alien poop? Is it because it only gets out of the anus every four months? Is it because it lives in space in the vacuum where no one poops and so it gets chokes by the excessive amount of star dust okay?!@#@RGFA

If alien poop poops then it becomes acid and flies away to the rainbow to kill leprechauns HA! I Could write that word at once, no need of autocorrect DAMN ME
I Am so powerful right now the words can go out of me as poop drains knowledge out my anus and drops it to the toilet. GLORIOUS ANUS POOP that giveth us the right to know alien poop and its peers.

I think this is the end of the stupidity rape train so here is the drawing:
deer with it okay okay poop inspiration flow senpai doesn't notice me today okay?
Life is hard as a hard log poop that clogs the toilet in one take okay ? I am tired I even pooped little abortion dwarfs today okay?FAfja;df
alien poop is life now!





Thursday, April 30, 2015

Abstract poop art

Art 69 (it is post 70 but we celebrate post 69 like this okay?)



I was feeling more than autistic today so I tried abstract art and now I am a renown artist. I am the poop of my sword. I am the pen of the toilet. I am the trash of all cans. I am the vomit of all pukes. I am the pee of all urine. I am the Barack of Obama. I am the Bush of George Jr. I am the melting steel to the Twin Towers. I am the 9 to the 11. I am the NSA to my secrets. I am the diarrhea of the constipation. I am the power of the remote control. I am the looser of all losers. I am the light of the electricity. I am the Darwin of my selection. I Am the tortoise to my squirtle. I am the pikachu to my Charizard. I am the Mario to my Wario. I Am the war to my peace. I am the settlement to my nomadic style. I am the bone of my poop. I am the crap to my crab. I am the clog to the toilet. I am the toilet to the circle. I am the Matrix to my Inception. I am Leo DiCaprio to Neo. I am Keanu Reeves to Jim Carrey. I Am the Ace to my Mask. I am Madara to the Kyuubi. I am kyubey to Madoka. I am the square to my root. I am the Tokyo to my Ghoul. I am the peanut to my butter. I am the cherry to my pie. I am the poem to my essay. I am the fart to my cloud. I am the nitrogen to my phosphorous. I am the water to my cycle. I am the blood of my anus. I am the stains to my brief. I am the brief of my case. I am the case of my closed. I am the popular to the mainstream. I am the hipster to my apple. I am the apple to my Newton. I am the pascal to my square meter. I am the acre to my Hectare. I am the Hector to the Hercules. I am the Zeus to reproduction. I am a cell to mitosis. I am amoeba to my q tips. I am the q to my a. I am the w to my d. I am the D to a babe. I am the babe to a pork. I am the pork to a ham. I am the jam to my space. I am the bunny to my play. I am the Xbox to the PC. I am the Gaben  to my Lord. I am the lord of the land. I am the land of manure.  I am manure to my compost. I am the compost to my life. I am the life of my boredom. I am the kill of the 360 no scope. I am the sniper to my rifle. I am the trigger of Tumblr. I am the instagram of my facebook and the whatsapp to my Line. I am the Traffic to the windows. I am the widows to the cats. I add the crazy to the bureau. I am the FBI of the class. I have no need to continue. I am the continue to my heed. I am the nimbus to my epidermis. I Am the fat to my muscle. I am the abs to my tip. I am the tip of the waiter. I am the money to the poor. I am the flush to the rainbow. I am the rainbow to the spirit. I have problems to myself. I still write for this blog. I am the blog to my adsense, and adsense to my 0 balance check account. I am the employee to the month. I am the promotion of no one. I am the manager to the poop. I am tired of writing. I think I might stop here, but......
I am the poop to my poop to your poop to thine poop to thy poop to our poop to his poop to her poop to its poop to the aliens poop. 
I am Illuminati poop. I draw circles in the toilet because those are the messages that the aliens send me, I don't know why the aliens throw poop at me at night I don't know if my dreams are the results of the prophecy that might be fulfilled in the not so near future of poop. I am the feed to my poop and the poop to my food.  I am not on drugs yet okay?
I AM THE DRAWING THAT INSPIRED ALL THIS:



Saturday, March 28, 2015

Alien poop

Do aliens poop?



What if aliens poop? what if aliens have toilets too?
What if poop was one of us? Just a slut like some of us...
Just a stranger among us....
Do they wipe do they not? Do they flush do they not?
Does their anus hurt when they eat spicy food? DO THEY EAT AT ALL?
ARE THEIR POOPS MASSIVE? HOW DO THEY SIT?
DO THEY POOP IN THE MORNING OR IN THE AFTERNOON?
DO THEY LEAVE DIRTY BRIEFS OR BOXERS?
DO THEY BLEED AFTER WIPING TOO HARD?

Maybe we are not so alone in the universe, maybe aliens poop too.



Thursday, March 26, 2015

Jaden Smith's Poop

Jaden Smith's poop quote #1



How can poop be real if our food isn't real?
- Jaden Smith


so deep much wow very philosophical much inspiration