Showing posts with label jaden smith. Show all posts
Showing posts with label jaden smith. Show all posts

Friday, May 8, 2015

Blue poop

Jaden Why you do dis?



Is it really true that our sensei Jaden Smith has ended his twitter??
Is it because of his constant constipation and diarrhea problems?
Why is he such a pussy? I need his wisdom!!!
His wisdom is like gold poop is just littering!!!\

Why can't my poop be real if your anus aren't real?
Why can't my food be real if our teeth aren't real?
Why can't milk be real if boobs are made from plastic, it's fantastic!

You can brush my hair and touch me everywhere ! Imagination life is your creation!
Come on poop let's go pee wu wee wee yeah!

And Now Bleach 625 WATFFAGAFA
Riruka, Grimmjow, Nel, Jealus Orihime, Yukio and stupid stuff happened today!
Why is Tite Kubo only aiming for adjusting the manga and not get it right!
OMG Why is it so hard to understand that damn Kubo!!!
Don't you think that Orihime sort of looks like Onodera from Nisekoi lately??
I hope Onodera ends with Raku and Orihime with Ichigo, because Naruto ended with Hinata and I was hoping for that. Maybe Life isn't so hard in anime when you poop a little every time.
But anime poop is not the same wisdom that Jaden has given us!
Jaden was a prodigy of his own nature.
HE was Will Smith's aborted poop!
It was a prestigious amount of crap that cometh from the ancient vampires of Bel-Air.
I cannot write anymore and I am in love with blue poop and jaden was too...



Wednesday, April 29, 2015

What if poop wasn't real?

Is poop even real?


What if poop wasn't even here? Could we imagine poop as a solid? Is poop our friend or our neighbour? Why is google always correcting my "English grammar into american grammar"? Why  does poop have 16 shades of colour...?  I only drew 12 because life is hard you know life and time are expensive and you should know it when you go poop yourself in front of the other toilets. YOU better SPRAY ALL that diarrhea art EVERYWHERE, YOUR POOP MUST TOUCH THE SKY AS THE CLOUDS TOUCH THE GROUND. GET HIGH 


So what if poop came in different shades.... wait it does come in different shades. OMG REVELATIONS CAME FROM THE OUTSIDE OF MY MIND INTO MY HEART AND DOWN MY THROAT INTO THE LOWER INTESTINES to my anus and they pooped out into the mouth of Toilet-kun. 
So now that poop comes in shades we must know what each shade means and the direct effect in your romance and zodiac.  Okay?

so brown poop is for love and healthy living,and cancer okay?
now other brown poop is for death and healthy living and not cancer okay?
The other brown poop is for watermelons and racist jokes inside of your anus, and caprisun okay?
the other other brown poop is for watermelons seeds and enormous black coyotes and aquarius, K?
omg how many brown poops are there in life omg stop taking so  much medicine, and drugs Poop is not even the same without them okay?
White poop is for Nazis and Sagittarius, because of reasons not described in my brain right now okay?
Now gray poop is for 50 shades of gray because it is not sex but some feminism regulations about the objectification of your own line of production of poop and stuff okay?
Now the other gray poop is for having kids while reading stupid books like 40 shades of gray or 10 shades of gray or even watching that movie, omg what is wrong with you the actress isn't even sexy and the actor looks like a hash brown  ripped from the inside of Calvin Harris song OUTSIDE ft. Ellie goulding not the SUMMER one just the OUTSIDE one okay?

There is no black poop here because you only poop black when heroine touches your balls, okay?
And we're out of heroine okay?

You may think, wtf is wrong with you and why do you write without even realizing what are you writing about, and you are right I am wrong but I am right too, because now I am justifying myself for my stupid essays but this is not an essay it is just the result of too much laziness and boredom when pooping, if you have any suggestions to how to get better at pooping stuff out of my head please don't tell me, I don't like people who doesn't poop okay?
you better poop okay?
Poop and movies go together as toilet paper and water not mineral water that is what Germans drink okay?
and what happened to Germany? They don't have automatic Japanese toilets because they don't like them they prefer bouncing urine walls but whatever okay? Everyone has their own opinion okay?
And my poop is my poop your poop is your poop your shade describes yourself and your poop is the vivid image of your inner self okay?
Life is hard and time is slow and fast okay?
okay?
I wanted to make this a Jaden Smith quote but I couldn't because Toilet paper is out and I need to grab more and do the walk of shame dropping little baby poops of different shades down the aisle okay? 
FML
IOKAY!!!
FML!!!
here is the enormous piece of mesmerizing ART
PIECE



Wednesday, April 15, 2015

Free poop

Poop's Questions




Is poop really free? I mean does it swim freestyle when its on the toilet water or does it just dives?
Is this a real life mystery or is this just some answer seeking question?  How do you know if your poop knows how to swim or dive? How do you know if your poop will drown? How do you know the level of slavery that your poop has?  What is the real attachment your poop has towards your anus? Is it going to slip away from you forever? Is it going to rain poop?  Is it going to walk again? What is the probability that one poop will splash another poop without making any sound in a rainy day? Are these questions stupid? Are we stupid? Is Jaden Smith my mentor? Are we real? Is poop real? Is food real? Is my anus real? Is your anus real? How can your poop be real if your anus is not real? Do you have a hernia? Does poop has hernias? Is your poop working out enough? Is your poop motivated enough? Why do ads keep popping from my poop? Why is this blog so stupid? Why can't my poop draw? Why can't my poop fly? Is it wrong to throw poop away?  Why is babypoop scared of these type of questions? Is it because we are discovering the meaning of poop? The meaning of life? 42 is not enough? OMG you need to poop 42 times a day for 42 days at age 42, that is it, that is the answer to poop! 


Thursday, March 26, 2015

Jaden Smith's Poop

Jaden Smith's poop quote #1



How can poop be real if our food isn't real?
- Jaden Smith


so deep much wow very philosophical much inspiration