Showing posts with label facebook. Show all posts
Showing posts with label facebook. Show all posts

Saturday, June 6, 2015

Wut-Warning

I have nothing to write



But I still have to.....

So I have had some private messages on the  facebook page wanting  to have sex with poop, and I must say  THIS IS NOT WHAT I MEANT WHEN I CREATED THIS OMG
WHY I MEANT IS
TO DRAW FREELY STUPID DRAWINGS OF KAWAII POOP and toilet supplies and accessories, is not that hard.
This is not a sexual blog. We may write about sexual stuff but only as jokes or satires.
We do not want to poop in each other like 2 Girls 1 Cup and vomit and eat okay?
If you look for coprophiliac or scat, this is not it okay?
I made this blog to cure my boredom and isolation from the world, so that people that like to draw poop and stuff would also find this blog and realize they are not alone. Lately I've been writing about movie reviews, philosophical stuff, and tv series and anime, okay? is not about scat NEVER
We do not like scat, we find it disgusting and gross.
We do not condemn your tastes, we just won't write about it here. Everyone has its fetishes. We respect them, but we do not like it and we will never post stuff about that, except as a joke.
For example now, I will tag all this words just to get more views, OKAY
I AM in NEED of MONEY and as I always or sometimes write I hope google adsense will increment the stuff and pay something. One day I hope this blog gets a little more decent in views and ratings but not about sex, porn, scat or related themes. It is okay if you like that, but for that there is pornhub and youporn, and xvideos and all the million porn sites in the goddamn web, so please just don't get confused this is not that kind of blog or facebook page. Even the title says it "NOT A POOP FETISH" meaning that we just draw poop and we don't even take pictures of poop that is disgusting for us. There are pages like rate my poop for that. okay?

Please if you like this blog or facebook page, we appreciate it but we won't supply you with scat, porn, sex, dating sites, or similar stuff. THAT IS NOT IT GOSH

Thank you
here is an amazing poop drawing
We are innocent manchildren that have issues with social life and internet autism we are not a porn site. this is just a warning





Thursday, April 30, 2015

Abstract poop art

Art 69 (it is post 70 but we celebrate post 69 like this okay?)



I was feeling more than autistic today so I tried abstract art and now I am a renown artist. I am the poop of my sword. I am the pen of the toilet. I am the trash of all cans. I am the vomit of all pukes. I am the pee of all urine. I am the Barack of Obama. I am the Bush of George Jr. I am the melting steel to the Twin Towers. I am the 9 to the 11. I am the NSA to my secrets. I am the diarrhea of the constipation. I am the power of the remote control. I am the looser of all losers. I am the light of the electricity. I am the Darwin of my selection. I Am the tortoise to my squirtle. I am the pikachu to my Charizard. I am the Mario to my Wario. I Am the war to my peace. I am the settlement to my nomadic style. I am the bone of my poop. I am the crap to my crab. I am the clog to the toilet. I am the toilet to the circle. I am the Matrix to my Inception. I am Leo DiCaprio to Neo. I am Keanu Reeves to Jim Carrey. I Am the Ace to my Mask. I am Madara to the Kyuubi. I am kyubey to Madoka. I am the square to my root. I am the Tokyo to my Ghoul. I am the peanut to my butter. I am the cherry to my pie. I am the poem to my essay. I am the fart to my cloud. I am the nitrogen to my phosphorous. I am the water to my cycle. I am the blood of my anus. I am the stains to my brief. I am the brief of my case. I am the case of my closed. I am the popular to the mainstream. I am the hipster to my apple. I am the apple to my Newton. I am the pascal to my square meter. I am the acre to my Hectare. I am the Hector to the Hercules. I am the Zeus to reproduction. I am a cell to mitosis. I am amoeba to my q tips. I am the q to my a. I am the w to my d. I am the D to a babe. I am the babe to a pork. I am the pork to a ham. I am the jam to my space. I am the bunny to my play. I am the Xbox to the PC. I am the Gaben  to my Lord. I am the lord of the land. I am the land of manure.  I am manure to my compost. I am the compost to my life. I am the life of my boredom. I am the kill of the 360 no scope. I am the sniper to my rifle. I am the trigger of Tumblr. I am the instagram of my facebook and the whatsapp to my Line. I am the Traffic to the windows. I am the widows to the cats. I add the crazy to the bureau. I am the FBI of the class. I have no need to continue. I am the continue to my heed. I am the nimbus to my epidermis. I Am the fat to my muscle. I am the abs to my tip. I am the tip of the waiter. I am the money to the poor. I am the flush to the rainbow. I am the rainbow to the spirit. I have problems to myself. I still write for this blog. I am the blog to my adsense, and adsense to my 0 balance check account. I am the employee to the month. I am the promotion of no one. I am the manager to the poop. I am tired of writing. I think I might stop here, but......
I am the poop to my poop to your poop to thine poop to thy poop to our poop to his poop to her poop to its poop to the aliens poop. 
I am Illuminati poop. I draw circles in the toilet because those are the messages that the aliens send me, I don't know why the aliens throw poop at me at night I don't know if my dreams are the results of the prophecy that might be fulfilled in the not so near future of poop. I am the feed to my poop and the poop to my food.  I am not on drugs yet okay?
I AM THE DRAWING THAT INSPIRED ALL THIS: