surf poop

Is poop wateR?

poop swims in the waves of the toilet abyss towards the black tundra of the drainage in the sewers.
As it goes down and down it goes deeper and deeper.
It mixes with toilet paper and urine. The waves flow through it and towards it!

The beach ain't nothing for surf poop because this poop surfs away the pain.
The pain that goes on and on and never ends when you cannot take a good dump in the toilet.
Life is not always clogging the toilet it is also unclogging it.
When life is not unclogged and  the diarrhea gets out of the toilet, poop is there for you.
Poop is always there for you!
Love poop Love life
This is short I gotta go.

amazing drawing:

Blue poop

Jaden Why you do dis?

Is it really true that our sensei Jaden Smith has ended his twitter??
Is it because of his constant constipation and diarrhea problems?
Why is he such a pussy? I need his wisdom!!!
His wisdom is like gold poop is just littering!!!\

Why can't my poop be real if your anus aren't real?
Why can't my food be real if our teeth aren't real?
Why can't milk be real if boobs are made from plastic, it's fantastic!

You can brush my hair and touch me everywhere ! Imagination life is your creation!
Come on poop let's go pee wu wee wee yeah!

And Now Bleach 625 WATFFAGAFA
Riruka, Grimmjow, Nel, Jealus Orihime, Yukio and stupid stuff happened today!
Why is Tite Kubo only aiming for adjusting the manga and not get it right!
OMG Why is it so hard to understand that damn Kubo!!!
Don't you think that Orihime sort of looks like Onodera from Nisekoi lately??
I hope Onodera ends with Raku and Orihime with Ichigo, because Naruto ended with Hinata and I was hoping for that. Maybe Life isn't so hard in anime when you poop a little every time.
But anime poop is not the same wisdom that Jaden has given us!
Jaden was a prodigy of his own nature.
HE was Will Smith's aborted poop!
It was a prestigious amount of crap that cometh from the ancient vampires of Bel-Air.
I cannot write anymore and I am in love with blue poop and jaden was too...

airplane poop

Blue poop

Is poop blue when it is high?
Is it like a lifeline when you poop in your trousers?
Is it enough to have poop inside your anus and not being able to scratch it out even though you fart and fart and nothing comes out?
What has become of poop now? Is it because 9/11 was an inside job?
How do you know jet fuel doesn't melt poop?
Were all the poops in the twin towers made of steel?
NO IT WAS NOT AN INSIDE JOB
IT WAS AND INSIDE OUtT JOB
THE ANUS WENT FULL RETARD
AND EXPLODED AND THEN IMPLODED
SO THAT THE LITTLE POOP PIECE WILL COME OUT AND FLY AGAIN LIKE A NORMAL stereotyped poop would.


Poop is blue now and that is how it should have always been!
Jet fuel doesn't melt steel beams  because fuel is a fossil and fossil is poop and poop doesn't melt poop okay?
They just merge !!
SO there must have been someone behind this mystery!
And that some one is some one else I haven't said yet.
Okay?
This is a short one okay I have issues and mistrust in everyone around me because their poop is not blue. And Terrorist poop is always trying to attack the unexpected allahu akbars in the world. Allahu akbar is not the only solution to everything okay?
You may also just dream of poop and wipe it all in the sand and in the sand paper and in the toilet paper and in gravel and in the memories of your ancient poops down the drainage in the recycling process making meat out of it. Bacteria poop meat that is new life now this is your life now okay!

Poop is life and poop is blue so life is blue now!

We are deep in the blue zone okay!?
HARDSHIPS doesn't end in an allahu akbar airplane poop because there is not enough space to poop inside an allahu akbar airplane poop!!!!


here is the drawing:

Was poop dead?

Dead poop

If you are pooping and you knowing clap your cheeks yes your ass cheeks!
If you are peeing and you knowing pee the pool, yes the swimming pool
IF you are peeing or you are pooping then better get over it next time! YAY!

How does poop poop?
That is the question
What if poop poops >>??

OMG I have no inspiration again to write or draw BUT GUESS WHAT FEK IT

FEK GET REKT THEN GET FEKT AGAIN

okay now time for the writing stupidity flow:

that is how alien poops rapes little baby poops in the ocean of despair and the the probe  THE PROBE it touches all the baby poops and doesn't let go of the medicine!
The long tongue of darkness touches babypoop.

Why is alienpoop green? why isn't it grey like the other ones? WHy is life so hard for alien poop? Is it because it only gets out of the anus every four months? Is it because it lives in space in the vacuum where no one poops and so it gets chokes by the excessive amount of star dust okay?!@#@RGFA

If alien poop poops then it becomes acid and flies away to the rainbow to kill leprechauns HA! I Could write that word at once, no need of autocorrect DAMN ME
I Am so powerful right now the words can go out of me as poop drains knowledge out my anus and drops it to the toilet. GLORIOUS ANUS POOP that giveth us the right to know alien poop and its peers.

I think this is the end of the stupidity rape train so here is the drawing:
deer with it okay okay poop inspiration flow senpai doesn't notice me today okay?
Life is hard as a hard log poop that clogs the toilet in one take okay ? I am tired I even pooped little abortion dwarfs today okay?FAfja;df
alien poop is life now!

When I see you again

Sad drawing

This is a sad story about two beings whose fate was torn apart by humans.
Poop was born to be wiped out by toilet paper,  and toilet paper was made to touch poop. Their life cycle goes from birth to death by flushing down the toilet... But sometimes the toilet isn't powerful enough so toilet paper must be torn apart to pieces... messed up pieces into a trash can. Is this cruel enough?  Is this the meaning of life? Is this how all poops and toilet papers will end? Not together? Not how it was supposed to be? Think about it and don't let go of it, don't ever let go...  Protect them, cherish them and always tossed them together, not in the shower, not in the trash can but flush them together down the toilet...


Damn who knew?
All the spots we clean
Good things we've been through
That I'll be standing right here wiping you
Through another path
I know we loved to hit the flush and laugh
But Something told me that it wouldn't last
Had to switch up
Look at things different see the bigger picture
Those were the days
Hard Work forever pays
Now I see you in a better place

How could we not talk about family when family's all that we got?
Everything I went through you were standing there by my touch
and now you gon' be with me for the last flush

It's been a long day without you my friend
And I'll tell you all about it when I see you again (If I see you again)
We've come a long way from where we began
Oh I'll tell you all about it when I see you again
When I see you again

When I see you again
When we poop again
When we flush again

Tear up and watch the drawing:

May the 4th/Cinco de Mayo

Freaking May Holidays

Why are holidays so important? Because money!!! and money = POOP.
Which is the same as saying I eat money to eat poop to poop money to eat it again.
Why are 2 "holidays" together seriously?
I know 4th of may is important but Cinco de Mayo is not. It is Mexican okay?  and Mexican poop is weird and arrogant and it splashes all over the toilet without permission trying to copy american poop. It is disgusting. Not all Mexican poop is the same, we must admit it but I like more the idea of star wars holiday where we poop star wars figurines than a Mexican taco bell/Chipotle poop where diarrhea takes all over the place and even the arab poops can't do terrorism anymore. There is no clogging of the toilet... But either way this is the story of how these special days happened:

There was this Mexican toilet paper that like star wars and went to comic-con and decided that all Jedi poop should wear a sombrero so that the power beneath their smell should not invade Scotland.
So this poop went and screamed save the tacos, and the Mexican toilet paper said: "That's wacist" but it kept stealing the wiping process from the Jedi papers. Now the sith poops went all over the Fart Star and clogged the toilet without the permission of Scottish rogues holders, and now the american poop  began making money out of oil poop in the seventh dimension of the Empire and that is how poop began to war.
Then the war continue with lasers and beams and pew pew pew and shoot shoot shoot and bam bam bam and wow much wow very blood much spread so amaze.
And then the Jedi poop said to the Mexican Toilet Paper let's be friends and so they became friends and clogged the restaurants toilet together with much effort.  And that is why there are two "special" days  together in May.
Because spring summer and poop go together as toilet paper and water.

This story was boring okay? Don't hate just heat even the boxers can't win without running away like Mayweather. Pacquiao won because he poops faster and punches harder when he takes a dump, Mayweather won cause he is black and his poop is offended by racist jokes okay?
Life is hard if you don't poop well.

This drawing is lazy I was too racist talking about Mexican poops so I decided not to draw Mexican references except the poncho of the toilet paper but whatever.
It was a lie!

You know they like to fight in the dark with their glowing sticks, let them be... :'(  

Poop Reviews: Furious 7

Yes.... another one....

And this one is a late review... but I got no inspiration for craziness so let's do this woo hoo


So the poop starts with Jason Statham being awesome and throwing explosive diarrhea by walking away from explosions and poop. Then something more happened I don't remember it was not important.  Then Jason Statham throws poop at the rock and breaks his arm or something. Then Jason Statham burns Paul Walker's house and then Vin Diesel gets angry. And then Vin Diesel goes to Japan to meet the Tokyo Drift guy, and something happens, just talking and stuff. Then a funeral for someone I think it was mmm the Japanese guy I think. Then angry Vin Diesel goes to face angry Jason Statham and then some guy Mr. Nobody or something stops the fight before it begins and recruits the same crew, then I don't remember something about jumping from airplane to rescue the hot black British accent girl, I think I saw her in James  Bond, I don't know....
Okay so then bikinis and some rich Arab country, Vin Diesel drives a cool hypercar... wait I am going to google the name of the car so that I just post it on the tags later.... searching.....
I think it is Lykan Hypersport,  So yeah they fly the car through 3 buildings and then they destroy it like trash.  Then something about racing in another city and something about a hacking device and then something about guns and explosions and then cars and more explosions and missiles and a helicopter and yeah another black guy the one from Black Diamond and the Guardians of the Galaxy that does nothing.
Then mmm I think they did what they had to do and then the scene about Paul Walker and the song what was it called? mmm

Yes It has been a long time without you my friend and blah blah blah stuff tearjerking and pooping in the clouds. Paul Walker is dead get over it, he didn't have enough toilets in his house so he pooped in a car.
I can't believe Whiz Khalifa sings that I thought it was some decent guy, that poops more than just 3 times a day okay?

Okay so
Film Critic Poop says:
I didn't like it how they put so much emphasis in Paul Walker's death, just promotion and stuff really not even when you clog the toilet you flood it that much, but it's Hollywood so whatever.  And the really missing part of Paul Walker is that he was the one who did the awesome stunt car stuff not Vin Diesel, Vin Diesel was just like an immobile poop when flushing the toilet and now it does parkour outside the toilet wtf...
Well they  (the production) had to make some one do crazy stuff.  And Paul Walker only did the thing that does in the trailer with the bus falling off a cliff, that's it then he does nothing, I don't think He poops any more.. oh wait he is dead,... My Bad My anus bleeds nothing for him but poop okay?
Well I must say I wouldn't wipe my anus with this movie but it's better than the last one, I think I don't remember the last one.
Well At least I like the song...
It makes me poop at peace...
Here is the amazing drawing: